Things that make you laugh

[mots02]

The video of Scomo playing soccer with kids and slipping and falling over and into one of them. That bloke continues to provide us with comical relief!

Remind me of this, our very on Boris

[Lightning McQueen]

Had a telemarketer call me yesterday about some wonderful energy deal that they got going atm, I said "Sorry dude, my life partner looks after our utilities, you'll need to speak to him, his name is Alan and this is his number" I gave my work colleagues number.

Sure as shit, his phone rang within 30 seconds with the same dude on it.

[locky801]

Had a telemarketer call me yesterday about some wonderful energy deal that they got going atm, I said "Sorry dude, my life partner looks after our utilities, you'll need to speak to him, his name is Alan and this is his number" I gave my work colleagues number.

Sure as shit, his phone rang within 30 seconds with the same dude on it.

THATS GOLD

[Lightning McQueen]

Had a telemarketer call me yesterday about some wonderful energy deal that they got going atm, I said "Sorry dude, my life partner looks after our utilities, you'll need to speak to him, his name is Alan and this is his number" I gave my work colleagues number.

Sure as shit, his phone rang within 30 seconds with the same dude on it.

THATS GOLD

Alan didn't think so, he reckons he had 3 more over the weekend

[tipper]

Had a telemarketer call me yesterday about some wonderful energy deal that they got going atm, I said "Sorry dude, my life partner looks after our utilities, you'll need to speak to him, his name is Alan and this is his number" I gave my work colleagues number.

Sure as shit, his phone rang within 30 seconds with the same dude on it.

THATS GOLD

Alan didn't think so, he reckons he had 3 more over the weekend

well thats the responsibility he takes on being the partner in the relationship that looks after the utilities isnt it.

[amber_fluid]

Had a telemarketer call me yesterday about some wonderful energy deal that they got going atm, I said "Sorry dude, my life partner looks after our utilities, you'll need to speak to him, his name is Alan and this is his number" I gave my work colleagues number.

Sure as shit, his phone rang within 30 seconds with the same dude on it.

THATS GOLD

Alan didn't think so, he reckons he had 3 more over the weekend

well thats the responsibility he takes on being the partner in the relationship that looks after the utilities isnt it.

All about give and take in that relationship by the sounds of it!

[Lightning McQueen]

well thats the responsibility he takes on being the partner in the relationship that looks after the utilities isnt it.

That's what he has to deal with when he wants a trophy life partner.

[locky801]

well thats the responsibility he takes on being the partner in the relationship that looks after the utilities isnt it.

That's what he has to deal with when he wants a trophy life partner.

cant wait to hear what the payback is going to be lol

[The Ash Man]

I’ve been doing similar but giving out the numbers that send me scam text messages


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[stan]

I’ve been doing similar but giving out the numbers that send me scam text messages


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Haha that's ******* gold

[MatteeG]

I’ve been doing similar but giving out the numbers that send me scam text messages


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Like this. I hand them to my 11yo son. He keeps em going for a while.

I once told an energy consultant I no longer had a house, was living in the car. That had some awkward silence.

[Lightning McQueen]

I’ve been doing similar but giving out the numbers that send me scam text messages


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Like this. I hand them to my 11yo son. He keeps em going for a while.

I once told an energy consultant I no longer had a house, was living in the car. That had some awkward silence.

I often tell them I live on a boat and I steal my electricity like all pirates do.

I also live in a cabin in the Kuitpo Forest.

There's no point in me signing a new deal as I'm going to gaol for a very long time tomorrow.

I can't change supplier as my uncle owns my current supplier, you may of heard of him Andrew Graham Leonard.

[DOC]

What a dill. I actually googled that name.

[Lightning McQueen]

What a dill. I actually googled that name.

[Lightning McQueen]

Cooking dinner and doing a bit of cleaning around the kitchen while Miss Mc is chatting away to me sitting at the breakfast bar.

I heard my phone calling out to me earlier but didn't bother checking it and then it pinged a few more times while she was right next to it.

"Geez Dad, what's going on, surely you're not" I walked over to see some messages from various women, all just seemed to plod through within half an hour or so.

"Na, I'm not even seeing any of them, they're all just trying to have a crack at the title" I replied.

"Oh well, they're only human" she comes back with, a chip off the old block.

It's weird when you're single, when you're looking to meet someone you get nothing, when you have no interest whatsoever they present themselves from all aspects of life.

I categorically have zero interest, I'm saving to buy a new car in July so I don't want to go through that courting stage and I don't think I'll ever bother again in my life.

[The Bedge]

Idiots out in the Cooper Basin who didn't take the advice / warning of our staff and decided to drive their own "shortcut" down a closed road... got bogged at 7pm at night, 12km from the nearest homestead and 40km from nearest camp..

i'll post a photo

[The Bedge]

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[Jimmy_041]

Idiots out in the Cooper Basin who didn't take the advice / warning of our staff and decided to drive their own "shortcut" down a closed road... got bogged at 7pm at night, 12km from the nearest homestead and 40km from nearest camp..

i'll post a photo

I did that once driving a later model of one of these :

[Lightning McQueen]

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I'm glad you got out.

[Pseudo]

Author writes essay on how to murder one's husband and get away with it.

Author murders husband.

Author doesn’t get away with it:

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2022-05-26/ ... /101101400