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Postby Jimmy_041 » Fri May 27, 2022 3:57 pm

I dont need to let Mrs Jimmy know where i am anymore.
She just goes into the credit card app and can see where I am and how much I'm spending

I'm not sure thats a good thing but I'll be in trouble if I stop doing it
She'll start asking where I was again
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Lightning McQueen » Fri May 27, 2022 4:05 pm

Jimmy_041 wrote:I dont need to let Mrs Jimmy know where i am anymore.
She just goes into the credit card app and can see where I am and how much I'm spending

I'm not sure thats a good thing but I'll be in trouble if I stop doing it
She'll start asking where I was again

Looking that good doesn't come cheaply hey?
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Corona Man » Fri May 27, 2022 8:03 pm

Lightning McQueen wrote:
Jimmy_041 wrote:I dont need to let Mrs Jimmy know where i am anymore.
She just goes into the credit card app and can see where I am and how much I'm spending

I'm not sure thats a good thing but I'll be in trouble if I stop doing it
She'll start asking where I was again

Looking that good doesn't come cheaply hey?

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Jimmy_041 » Sat May 28, 2022 7:21 am

Waking up this early on a Saturday
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Brodlach » Sat May 28, 2022 8:35 am

Jimmy_041 wrote:Waking up this early on a Saturday

Best part of the day Jimmy, especially if the missus is still in bed. So peaceful
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby MW » Sat May 28, 2022 6:07 pm

Jimmy_041 wrote:Waking up this early on a Saturday


I was up at 550am but I did have a marathon to go run
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby gazzamagoo » Sat May 28, 2022 6:33 pm

MW wrote:
Jimmy_041 wrote:Waking up this early on a Saturday


I was up at 550am but I did have a marathon to go run


You didn't miss much :D
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Corona Man » Sat May 28, 2022 7:22 pm

MW wrote:
Jimmy_041 wrote:Waking up this early on a Saturday


I was up at 550am but I did have a marathon to go run

How did you go MW?
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby DOC » Sat May 28, 2022 8:41 pm

Let him finish first...
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby MW » Sun May 29, 2022 4:58 pm

Corona Man wrote:
MW wrote:
Jimmy_041 wrote:Waking up this early on a Saturday


I was up at 550am but I did have a marathon to go run

How did you go MW?


Good mate. 5:27 for a 43km course with 1500m of vert through Belair NP and Brownhill Creek and some technical trail and long climbs so overall happy with it.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Armchair expert » Sun May 29, 2022 5:12 pm

Tore something in my ass, painful to sit
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby locky801 » Sun May 29, 2022 5:22 pm

Armchair expert wrote:Tore something in my ass, painful to sit


Common causes of anal pain include: Anal abscess: An infected cavity caused by a blockage of glands in the anus. Anal fistula: A small tunnel connecting the infected gland in the anus to an opening on the skin around the anus. Anal fissure: Small tear in the lining of the anus, like a paper cut.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Armchair expert » Sun May 29, 2022 5:28 pm

locky801 wrote:
Armchair expert wrote:Tore something in my ass, painful to sit


Common causes of anal pain include: Anal abscess: An infected cavity caused by a blockage of glands in the anus. Anal fistula: A small tunnel connecting the infected gland in the anus to an opening on the skin around the anus. Anal fissure: Small tear in the lining of the anus, like a paper cut.


More cheek than hole thankfully
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Jimmy_041 » Mon May 30, 2022 12:41 am

locky801 wrote:
Armchair expert wrote:Tore something in my ass, painful to sit


Common causes of anal pain include: Anal abscess: An infected cavity caused by a blockage of glands in the anus. Anal fistula: A small tunnel connecting the infected gland in the anus to an opening on the skin around the anus. Anal fissure: Small tear in the lining of the anus, like a paper cut.


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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby mighty_tiger_79 » Mon May 30, 2022 6:52 am

Getting soggy shorts, socks, shoes walking into work... gonna be a looooong day

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby DOC » Mon May 30, 2022 8:43 am

Shorts? Bloody Hell I feel cold just thinking about that.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Spargo » Mon May 30, 2022 8:46 am

DOC wrote:Shorts? Bloody Hell I feel cold just thinking about that.

Shorts everyday at work, a bit brisk this morning at 4am with the wind & rain coming in off the tarmac…
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Brodlach » Mon May 30, 2022 9:03 am

If you are out on the roads keep an eye out


Police are currently searching for a stolen car with a four month old child in the rear.

The 2009 white Honda Jazz, S619AXE, car was stolen form Fourth Avenue, Klemzig, just after 7.30am, after a man pulled up in a stolen Mazda utility. He is described as being Caucasian, aged in his mid-20s and dark hair.

The stolen Honda was last seen heading towards Windsor Grove.

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Dutchy » Mon May 30, 2022 9:16 am

Spargo wrote:
DOC wrote:Shorts? Bloody Hell I feel cold just thinking about that.

Shorts everyday at work, a bit brisk this morning at 4am with the wind & rain coming in off the tarmac…


Yeah Im a shorts man at footy training all winter, as long as above the waist is warm Im ok
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby mighty_tiger_79 » Mon May 30, 2022 9:21 am

Spargo wrote:
DOC wrote:Shorts? Bloody Hell I feel cold just thinking about that.

Shorts everyday at work, a bit brisk this morning at 4am with the wind & rain coming in off the tarmac…
Yep, shorts everyday. Nothing like a chilly breeze to feel alive

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