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Re: I need to know....

Postby Lightning McQueen » Tue Jun 28, 2022 3:17 pm

MW wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:Does anyone employ a no eating in their car rule?

My car has done 500 kilometres, I went to pick the lad up the other day and then I let him drive, it had been raining so he removed his slide and tossed it in the back to which I lost it screaming "are you f******* serious?"

"I was trying to put it on the back floor" was the reply.

"Don't f******* try, just f******** do" I said subtly.

This morning I'm driving him to work when he asked if we could do a quick OTR stop, he grabs a drink and a kransky where he starts chomping away at it until he could feel the heat coming from my direction. I tried to keep it shut but then I was like "Dude, I'm not going to eat in here so I sure as hell don't want anyone else doing so".

A little pedantic, yes, but I avoided getting a brand new car while the kids were growing for this exact reason.


If my car had only 500km then yes i would be the same but mine has 250,000km so i don't give a shit lol


My other car has done 200,000kms so we'll eat yiros in it while we're driving, I want to maintain the new car smell and not have any spillages for a bit of time yet.
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Re: I need to know....

Postby Jimmy_041 » Tue Jun 28, 2022 3:34 pm

Lightning McQueen wrote:Does anyone employ a no eating in their car rule?

My car has done 500 kilometres, I went to pick the lad up the other day and then I let him drive, it had been raining so he removed his slide and tossed it in the back to which I lost it screaming "are you f******* serious?"

"I was trying to put it on the back floor" was the reply.

"Don't f******* try, just f******** do" I said subtly.

This morning I'm driving him to work when he asked if we could do a quick OTR stop, he grabs a drink and a kransky where he starts chomping away at it until he could feel the heat coming from my direction. I tried to keep it shut but then I was like "Dude, I'm not going to eat in here so I sure as hell don't want anyone else doing so".

A little pedantic, yes, but I avoided getting a brand new car while the kids were growing for this exact reason.


Go and eat Saladas on his bed with the covers pulled back :twisted:
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Re: I need to know....

Postby gazzamagoo » Tue Jun 28, 2022 4:30 pm

Lightning McQueen wrote:Does anyone employ a no eating in their car rule?

My car has done 500 kilometres, I went to pick the lad up the other day and then I let him drive, it had been raining so he removed his slide and tossed it in the back to which I lost it screaming "are you f******* serious?"

"I was trying to put it on the back floor" was the reply.

"Don't f******* try, just f******** do" I said subtly.

This morning I'm driving him to work when he asked if we could do a quick OTR stop, he grabs a drink and a kransky where he starts chomping away at it until he could feel the heat coming from my direction. I tried to keep it shut but then I was like "Dude, I'm not going to eat in here so I sure as hell don't want anyone else doing so".

A little pedantic, yes, but I avoided getting a brand new car while the kids were growing for this exact reason.


I HATE people eating & drinking in my car but no-one seems to give a stuff, they think it's ok to treat my property the way they treat theirs!
And don't get me started on shoes on seats!!
I tell them, "do you know what you've walked on today?"
Floors are for shoes & feet!!
They think I'm over the top.
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Re: I need to know....

Postby Lightning McQueen » Tue Jun 28, 2022 4:34 pm

Jimmy_041 wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:Does anyone employ a no eating in their car rule?

My car has done 500 kilometres, I went to pick the lad up the other day and then I let him drive, it had been raining so he removed his slide and tossed it in the back to which I lost it screaming "are you f******* serious?"

"I was trying to put it on the back floor" was the reply.

"Don't f******* try, just f******** do" I said subtly.

This morning I'm driving him to work when he asked if we could do a quick OTR stop, he grabs a drink and a kransky where he starts chomping away at it until he could feel the heat coming from my direction. I tried to keep it shut but then I was like "Dude, I'm not going to eat in here so I sure as hell don't want anyone else doing so".

A little pedantic, yes, but I avoided getting a brand new car while the kids were growing for this exact reason.


Go and eat Saladas on his bed with the covers pulled back :twisted:


Probably not a bad idea while his room is tidy.

Usual conversation on a Sunday afternoon is "if you're doing f*** all can you go and see if you can find your floor"
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Re: I need to know....

Postby Lightning McQueen » Tue Jun 28, 2022 4:36 pm

gazzamagoo wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:Does anyone employ a no eating in their car rule?

My car has done 500 kilometres, I went to pick the lad up the other day and then I let him drive, it had been raining so he removed his slide and tossed it in the back to which I lost it screaming "are you f******* serious?"

"I was trying to put it on the back floor" was the reply.

"Don't f******* try, just f******** do" I said subtly.

This morning I'm driving him to work when he asked if we could do a quick OTR stop, he grabs a drink and a kransky where he starts chomping away at it until he could feel the heat coming from my direction. I tried to keep it shut but then I was like "Dude, I'm not going to eat in here so I sure as hell don't want anyone else doing so".

A little pedantic, yes, but I avoided getting a brand new car while the kids were growing for this exact reason.


I HATE people eating & drinking in my car but no-one seems to give a stuff, they think it's ok to treat my property the way they treat theirs!
And don't get me started on shoes on seats!!
I tell them, "do you know what you've walked on today?"
Floors are for shoes & feet!!
They think I'm over the top.


Same brush here mate, a chick sat on my office once and I said "Are you right Krabappel"
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Re: I need to know....

Postby Vamos » Tue Jun 28, 2022 8:57 pm

Lightning McQueen wrote:Does anyone employ a no eating in their car rule?

My car has done 500 kilometres, I went to pick the lad up the other day and then I let him drive, it had been raining so he removed his slide and tossed it in the back to which I lost it screaming "are you f******* serious?"

"I was trying to put it on the back floor" was the reply.

"Don't f******* try, just f******** do" I said subtly.

This morning I'm driving him to work when he asked if we could do a quick OTR stop, he grabs a drink and a kransky where he starts chomping away at it until he could feel the heat coming from my direction. I tried to keep it shut but then I was like "Dude, I'm not going to eat in here so I sure as hell don't want anyone else doing so".

A little pedantic, yes, but I avoided getting a brand new car while the kids were growing for this exact reason.


Me and the missus both got new cars last year, I enforced a no food rule in mine but within 2 weeks of having hers I found near empty OTR coffees in there :roll: For a non coffee drinker the smell is putrid. Reckon about 6 months later she took mine shopping and parked next to the trolley bay and took some paint off reversing out. :roll:
Whoops, there goes another year. Whoops, there goes another pint of beer.
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Re: I need to know....

Postby Spargo » Tue Jun 28, 2022 9:20 pm

Vamos wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:Does anyone employ a no eating in their car rule?

My car has done 500 kilometres, I went to pick the lad up the other day and then I let him drive, it had been raining so he removed his slide and tossed it in the back to which I lost it screaming "are you f******* serious?"

"I was trying to put it on the back floor" was the reply.

"Don't f******* try, just f******** do" I said subtly.

This morning I'm driving him to work when he asked if we could do a quick OTR stop, he grabs a drink and a kransky where he starts chomping away at it until he could feel the heat coming from my direction. I tried to keep it shut but then I was like "Dude, I'm not going to eat in here so I sure as hell don't want anyone else doing so".

A little pedantic, yes, but I avoided getting a brand new car while the kids were growing for this exact reason.


Me and the missus both got new cars last year, I enforced a no food rule in mine but within 2 weeks of having hers I found near empty OTR coffees in there :roll: For a non coffee drinker the smell is putrid. Reckon about 6 months later she took mine shopping and parked next to the trolley bay and took some paint off reversing out. :roll:


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Re: I need to know....

Postby Wedgie » Tue Jun 28, 2022 9:30 pm

My kids are fine, the bloody dog that sheds 3 times his weight in white fur every time he gets in my car is another matter.
Was the Missus dog when we met, we get her a new car so the dog only is allowed in my car now.
Not sure how that works. :?
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Re: I need to know....

Postby Spargo » Tue Jun 28, 2022 9:42 pm

Wedgie wrote:My kids are fine, the bloody dog that sheds 3 times his weight in white fur every time he gets in my car is another matter.
Was the Missus dog when we met, we get her a new car so the dog only is allowed in my car now.
Not sure how that works. :?

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Re: I need to know....

Postby gazzamagoo » Wed Jun 29, 2022 8:59 am

Wedgie wrote:My kids are fine, the bloody dog that sheds 3 times his weight in white fur every time he gets in my car is another matter.
Was the Missus dog when we met, we get her a new car so the dog only is allowed in my car now.
Not sure how that works. :?


No animals allowed in my car.
Apart from the odd Port supporter.
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Re: I need to know....

Postby Lightning McQueen » Wed Jun 29, 2022 12:05 pm

Vamos wrote:
Me and the missus both got new cars last year, I enforced a no food rule in mine but within 2 weeks of having hers I found near empty OTR coffees in there :roll: For a non coffee drinker the smell is putrid. Reckon about 6 months later she took mine shopping and parked next to the trolley bay and took some paint off reversing out. :roll:

Ouch!!!!

I've even put a box in my boot with an empty 6 pack holder in it to put my empties in it if I'm at the footy, the lad's boots go in there too (also in a plastic bag).

We got KFC on our way home from training last night and he started picking at the chips, I'm like "don't you dare touch anything before you wipe them digits on the front of your shirt"

He then realizes eating anymore is playing with death so he reaches for his frozen to which I pipe up with "Mate, we're 30 seconds from home".

I take my old car if I have to go to the shops.
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Re: I need to know....

Postby Vamos » Wed Jun 29, 2022 8:13 pm

Lightning McQueen wrote:
Vamos wrote:
Me and the missus both got new cars last year, I enforced a no food rule in mine but within 2 weeks of having hers I found near empty OTR coffees in there :roll: For a non coffee drinker the smell is putrid. Reckon about 6 months later she took mine shopping and parked next to the trolley bay and took some paint off reversing out. :roll:

Ouch!!!!

I've even put a box in my boot with an empty 6 pack holder in it to put my empties in it if I'm at the footy, the lad's boots go in there too (also in a plastic bag).

We got KFC on our way home from training last night and he started picking at the chips, I'm like "don't you dare touch anything before you wipe them digits on the front of your shirt"

He then realizes eating anymore is playing with death so he reaches for his frozen to which I pipe up with "Mate, we're 30 seconds from home".

I take my old car if I have to go to the shops.


Sounds like your lad is winding you up on purpose :lol:
Whoops, there goes another year. Whoops, there goes another pint of beer.
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Re: I need to know....

Postby amber_fluid » Thu Jun 30, 2022 9:01 am

Vamos wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:
Vamos wrote:
Me and the missus both got new cars last year, I enforced a no food rule in mine but within 2 weeks of having hers I found near empty OTR coffees in there :roll: For a non coffee drinker the smell is putrid. Reckon about 6 months later she took mine shopping and parked next to the trolley bay and took some paint off reversing out. :roll:

Ouch!!!!

I've even put a box in my boot with an empty 6 pack holder in it to put my empties in it if I'm at the footy, the lad's boots go in there too (also in a plastic bag).

We got KFC on our way home from training last night and he started picking at the chips, I'm like "don't you dare touch anything before you wipe them digits on the front of your shirt"

He then realizes eating anymore is playing with death so he reaches for his frozen to which I pipe up with "Mate, we're 30 seconds from home".

I take my old car if I have to go to the shops.


Sounds like your lad is winding you up on purpose :lol:



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Re: I need to know....

Postby Jimmy_041 » Thu Jun 30, 2022 11:51 am

Lightning McQueen wrote:
Vamos wrote:
Me and the missus both got new cars last year, I enforced a no food rule in mine but within 2 weeks of having hers I found near empty OTR coffees in there :roll: For a non coffee drinker the smell is putrid. Reckon about 6 months later she took mine shopping and parked next to the trolley bay and took some paint off reversing out. :roll:

Ouch!!!!

I've even put a box in my boot with an empty 6 pack holder in it to put my empties in it if I'm at the footy, the lad's boots go in there too (also in a plastic bag).

We got KFC on our way home from training last night and he started picking at the chips, I'm like "don't you dare touch anything before you wipe them digits on the front of your shirt"

He then realizes eating anymore is playing with death so he reaches for his frozen to which I pipe up with "Mate, we're 30 seconds from home".

I take my old car if I have to go to the shops.


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Re: I need to know....

Postby Psyber » Thu Jun 30, 2022 8:21 pm

Nobody eats in my car. I accelerate hard and corner tight.
Spilling food or chucking up is totally forbidden, and so no food in the car.
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Re: I need to know....

Postby mighty_tiger_79 » Fri Jul 01, 2022 9:26 am

Is this the bottom of the petrol cycle at the high $1.90s?
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Re: I need to know....

Postby DOC » Fri Jul 01, 2022 1:02 pm

I think so.
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Re: I need to know....

Postby Booney » Fri Jul 01, 2022 9:08 pm

Anyone else 3 sheets to the wind ?
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Re: I need to know....

Postby amber_fluid » Fri Jul 01, 2022 9:11 pm

Booney wrote:Anyone else 3 sheets to the wind ?


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Re: I need to know....

Postby Pseudo » Fri Jul 01, 2022 11:18 pm

On #6 for the night. Call that 1 sheet.
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