Lightning McQueen wrote:A few years back the son and I were at the Odeon cinema in Semaphore when we were both hanging for a wee for the last half an hour of the movie.
As soon as the movie finished we ran downstairs and straight across to the adjacent toilet, I was a bit bewildered that there was no piss trough but considering the age of the building and how desperate I was I just went about my business.
As we made our way to the exit door it clicked as there was a flurry of women and girls walking in, we opened the door and there was my daughter pretty much crying with laughter. We were meant to stick around for a feed and a trip to the beach after that but I just didn't want to be seen anywhere near Semaphore from then on.
Yeah had similar when I was a teenager at a shopping centre. Went to take a dump and heard a couple of ladies walk in chatting away. Chuckled to myself thinking they had come into the wrong toilets
Next minute another mother and child came in talking away.....at that moment I realised the joke was on me.
Matters got worse though when I heard the mum say to the child that they needed to wait out the front of this one because they were all full..... At that point I became panic stricken. I waited for what felt like ten minutes hoping another cubicle would become free and the noise would die off so I could sneak out. That didn't happen.
I was left with no choice but to walk out the cubicle infront of the mum and child and another lady washing her hands. I didn't say a word....just walked straight out, straight to my car and straight home.