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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby locky801 » Tue Aug 02, 2022 6:10 pm

Real Estate company ring me today wanting to know if interested in selling our property as they have an interested buyer and wanted to arrange a meeting as such.

Can confirm it was legit but they seemed to lose interest when i agreed to the meeting and said, just tell your buyer to bring 2 mill in cash and we will talk. Real Estate agent lost interest and said, "Sorry won't bother you again" and hung up

Found it interesting seeing that i posted elsewhere on this forum that was thinking of selling up and moving to NSW and then get this call :shock:
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby gazzamagoo » Tue Aug 02, 2022 6:25 pm

locky801 wrote:Real Estate company ring me today wanting to know if interested in selling our property as they have an interested buyer and wanted to arrange a meeting as such.

Can confirm it was legit but they seemed to lose interest when i agreed to the meeting and said, just tell your buyer to bring 2 mill in cash and we will talk. Real Estate agent lost interest and said, "Sorry won't bother you again" and hung up

Found it interesting seeing that i posted elsewhere on this forum that was thinking of selling up and moving to NSW and then get this call :shock:


It wasn't me.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby am Bays » Fri Aug 05, 2022 9:40 am

People whinging on bookface about getting three speeding fines in a couple of weeks

If you haven't learnt after two....
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby am Bays » Fri Aug 05, 2022 9:43 am

gazzamagoo wrote:
locky801 wrote:Real Estate company ring me today wanting to know if interested in selling our property as they have an interested buyer and wanted to arrange a meeting as such.

Can confirm it was legit but they seemed to lose interest when i agreed to the meeting and said, just tell your buyer to bring 2 mill in cash and we will talk. Real Estate agent lost interest and said, "Sorry won't bother you again" and hung up

Found it interesting seeing that i posted elsewhere on this forum that was thinking of selling up and moving to NSW and then get this call :shock:


It wasn't me.


Maybe it was that bloke, Centurion, who used to be on here....
Let that be a lesson to you Port, no one beats the Bays five times in a row in a GF and gets away with it!!!
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby locky801 » Fri Aug 05, 2022 2:47 pm

am Bays wrote:
gazzamagoo wrote:
locky801 wrote:Real Estate company ring me today wanting to know if interested in selling our property as they have an interested buyer and wanted to arrange a meeting as such.

Can confirm it was legit but they seemed to lose interest when i agreed to the meeting and said, just tell your buyer to bring 2 mill in cash and we will talk. Real Estate agent lost interest and said, "Sorry won't bother you again" and hung up

Found it interesting seeing that i posted elsewhere on this forum that was thinking of selling up and moving to NSW and then get this call :shock:


It wasn't me.


Maybe it was that bloke, Centurion, who used to be on here....


what ever happened to him :shock:
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby am Bays » Thu Aug 11, 2022 2:35 pm

Someone inadvertently including a significant bulk email address book in an email

Rest of the day has seen a flurry of reply all emails clogging up the inbox inclusive "DONT REPLY ALL" and "I dont think think this email is for me" and PLEAE STOP REPLYING TO THIS EMAIL"...

D!ckheads
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby MW » Thu Aug 11, 2022 2:37 pm

am Bays wrote:Someone inadvertently including a significant bulk email address book in an email

Rest of the day has seen a flurry of reply all emails clogging up the inbox inclusive "DONT REPLY ALL" and "I dont think think this email is for me" and PLEAE STOP REPLYING TO THIS EMAIL"...

D!ckheads


We had similar...mistakenly sent to 1500 people. Even the person who sent it replied instantly saying ignore the email, but we still got about 150 replies from all over the globe over a two day period consisting of "take me off this distribution list"

I swear it's an IQ test from IT and they sack anyone who replies.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Footy Chick » Thu Aug 11, 2022 5:37 pm

Someone today referring to Cruisers as "fruit beers" :lol:

Please don't tell me that's yonks old and I'm behind the times :lol:
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Corona Man » Thu Aug 11, 2022 5:39 pm

Footy Chick wrote:Someone today referring to Cruisers as "fruit beers" :lol:

Please don't tell me that's yonks old and I'm behind the times :lol:

“Yonks”…. Now there’s a word I’ve not heard in quite some time…
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby heater31 » Thu Aug 11, 2022 6:12 pm

Footy Chick wrote:Someone today referring to Cruisers as "fruit beers" [emoji38]

Please don't tell me that's yonks old and I'm behind the times [emoji38]
Should be named 'Fruit Cordial'.....
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby gazzamagoo » Fri Aug 12, 2022 10:29 am

locky801 wrote:
am Bays wrote:
gazzamagoo wrote:
locky801 wrote:Real Estate company ring me today wanting to know if interested in selling our property as they have an interested buyer and wanted to arrange a meeting as such.

Can confirm it was legit but they seemed to lose interest when i agreed to the meeting and said, just tell your buyer to bring 2 mill in cash and we will talk. Real Estate agent lost interest and said, "Sorry won't bother you again" and hung up

Found it interesting seeing that i posted elsewhere on this forum that was thinking of selling up and moving to NSW and then get this call :shock:


It wasn't me.


Maybe it was that bloke, Centurion, who used to be on here....


what ever happened to him :shock:


He stopped working for Century21.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Lightning McQueen » Fri Aug 12, 2022 10:32 am

gazzamagoo wrote:
He stopped working for Century21.

And started working for a Gazillion 22?
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Lightning McQueen » Fri Aug 12, 2022 2:40 pm

I don't know what possessed me to think it was a good idea to have a lolly jar in my office.

I filled it with snakes, licorice, chocolate coated licorice twists and all-sorts thinking they'd move slowly and be an acquired taste.

I don't think I've ever had so many visitors in one day with dumb questions that could be emailed.

My daughter has worn a path out from her desk to my office.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby tipper » Fri Aug 12, 2022 3:12 pm

Lightning McQueen wrote:I don't know what possessed me to think it was a good idea to have a lolly jar in my office.

I filled it with snakes, licorice, chocolate coated licorice twists and all-sorts thinking they'd move slowly and be an acquired taste.

I don't think I've ever had so many visitors in one day with dumb questions that could be emailed.

My daughter has worn a path out from her desk to my office.


whats your works policy on visitors? i could use a sugar hit about now...
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Booney » Fri Aug 12, 2022 3:34 pm

locky801 wrote:
am Bays wrote:
gazzamagoo wrote:
locky801 wrote:Real Estate company ring me today wanting to know if interested in selling our property as they have an interested buyer and wanted to arrange a meeting as such.

Can confirm it was legit but they seemed to lose interest when i agreed to the meeting and said, just tell your buyer to bring 2 mill in cash and we will talk. Real Estate agent lost interest and said, "Sorry won't bother you again" and hung up

Found it interesting seeing that i posted elsewhere on this forum that was thinking of selling up and moving to NSW and then get this call :shock:


It wasn't me.


Maybe it was that bloke, Centurion, who used to be on here....


what ever happened to him :shock:


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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Lightning McQueen » Fri Aug 12, 2022 3:40 pm

tipper wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:I don't know what possessed me to think it was a good idea to have a lolly jar in my office.

I filled it with snakes, licorice, chocolate coated licorice twists and all-sorts thinking they'd move slowly and be an acquired taste.

I don't think I've ever had so many visitors in one day with dumb questions that could be emailed.

My daughter has worn a path out from her desk to my office.


whats your works policy on visitors? i could use a sugar hit about now...


Pretty mellow, just gotta sign in and get a mug shot.

I'm getting bloody thirsty, I'll tell you that for nothing.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby tipper » Fri Aug 12, 2022 3:55 pm

well, i am scheduled to pick up my niece around the corner from the reepham at around 5pm, i could squeeze in a beverage or two beforehand if you are free?
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Lightning McQueen » Fri Aug 12, 2022 4:42 pm

tipper wrote:well, i am scheduled to pick up my niece around the corner from the reepham at around 5pm, i could squeeze in a beverage or two beforehand if you are free?


I'll get there around 4:15ish. ching ching
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Lightning McQueen » Tue Aug 16, 2022 2:28 pm

Had a couple of people in my office this morning as the daughter was in here, she commented that it looked like I had some blood on my face to which I checked and she was right.

She then asked if I cut myself shaving this morning to which I replied it was none of her business.

She comes back with "Well I would've thought you'd be good at it by now, you've been doing it since you were 9"
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Pseudo » Wed Aug 17, 2022 4:54 pm

The nephew told his mum he felt crook and asked for a RAT.

When he returned it, the control line was red, but the positive line was suspiciously blue....

The little bugger drew it himself so he could get out of school. :lol:
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