Things that give you the sh1ts

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby amber_fluid » Thu Sep 01, 2022 5:05 pm

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The Bedge wrote:Idiots.. idiots everywhere!



Stock take today.

One of the items to count if perforated steel plate. One has 4.76mmØ holes. One has 2.38mmØ holes.

I have just had someone ask me which one is which for when they count them.


You soon get told when you get your holes mixed up.


:lol:

You’re in trouble if ya pecker fits in a 2.38mm hole
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby The Bedge » Thu Sep 01, 2022 6:23 pm

My idiot tale of the day (although should be things that make you laugh).

Posted the proposed cricket gradings in our FB group, mentioned the split of 2 day and 1 day games this year for A/B.. this bloke replies asking if the “D grade in LO5 - is that two dayers as well, or still just one dayers?”

LO = Limited Overs :lol:
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Armchair expert » Thu Sep 01, 2022 8:07 pm

Peanut on Henley Beach Road with the broken down caravan blocking a lane for 2+ hours
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby gadj1976 » Thu Sep 01, 2022 11:02 pm

Armchair expert wrote:Peanut on Henley Beach Road with the broken down caravan blocking a lane for 2+ hours


How does a caravan break down?
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Vamos » Fri Sep 02, 2022 9:32 am

gadj1976 wrote:
Armchair expert wrote:Peanut on Henley Beach Road with the broken down caravan blocking a lane for 2+ hours


How does a caravan break down?


Years on the road with APIA members finally took its toll on its mental health.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Lightning McQueen » Fri Sep 02, 2022 10:15 am

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Armchair expert wrote:Peanut on Henley Beach Road with the broken down caravan blocking a lane for 2+ hours


How does a caravan break down?

By losing it's wheel to live.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Lightning McQueen » Fri Sep 02, 2022 10:22 am

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gadj1976 wrote:
Armchair expert wrote:Peanut on Henley Beach Road with the broken down caravan blocking a lane for 2+ hours


How does a caravan break down?

By losing it's wheel to live.

Then again, it could've been two tyred.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby tipper » Fri Sep 02, 2022 12:45 pm

being dragged around behind a car all the time could be quite exhausting
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby locky801 » Fri Sep 02, 2022 5:12 pm

football coaches that select favourites
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Armchair expert » Fri Sep 02, 2022 5:20 pm

locky801 wrote:football coaches that select favourites


be the favourite important life lesson
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Lightning McQueen » Tue Sep 06, 2022 1:23 pm

I'm beyond caring about it but every time I stay in Gawler and take the expressway to work the amount of cars that sit in the right hand lane doing 108 and sitting on the same speed as the car next to them seems to be getting more prominent.

I wish coppers would patrol the journey and fine the people to see it ease off.

On Sunday I was heading down there and some spacker was sitting on about 75 in the fast lane, every man and his dog was sitting up his clacker tooting and then abusing him as they raced around him using the left lane but there were absolutely no f**** given, he didn't flinch at all.

The standard of drivers has really decreased over the past few years.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Spargo » Tue Sep 06, 2022 1:30 pm

Lightning McQueen wrote:I'm beyond caring about it but every time I stay in Gawler and take the expressway to work the amount of cars that sit in the right hand lane doing 108 and sitting on the same speed as the car next to them seems to be getting more prominent.

I wish coppers would patrol the journey and fine the people to see it ease off.

On Sunday I was heading down there and some spacker was sitting on about 75 in the fast lane, every man and his dog was sitting up his clacker tooting and then abusing him as they raced around him using the left lane but there were absolutely no f**** given, he didn't flinch at all.

The standard of drivers has really decreased over the past few years.


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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby JK » Tue Sep 06, 2022 1:32 pm

Spargo wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:I'm beyond caring about it but every time I stay in Gawler and take the expressway to work the amount of cars that sit in the right hand lane doing 108 and sitting on the same speed as the car next to them seems to be getting more prominent.

I wish coppers would patrol the journey and fine the people to see it ease off.

On Sunday I was heading down there and some spacker was sitting on about 75 in the fast lane, every man and his dog was sitting up his clacker tooting and then abusing him as they raced around him using the left lane but there were absolutely no f**** given, he didn't flinch at all.

The standard of drivers has really decreased over the past few years.


Tapley’s Hill Rd by Harbour Town EVERY-SINGLE-F#CKING-DAY


Need a driving beer to handle that stretch, been shithouse for years along there
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby tipper » Tue Sep 06, 2022 1:38 pm

Lightning McQueen wrote:I'm beyond caring about it but every time I stay in Gawler and take the expressway to work the amount of cars that sit in the right hand lane doing 108 and sitting on the same speed as the car next to them seems to be getting more prominent.

I wish coppers would patrol the journey and fine the people to see it ease off.

On Sunday I was heading down there and some spacker was sitting on about 75 in the fast lane, every man and his dog was sitting up his clacker tooting and then abusing him as they raced around him using the left lane but there were absolutely no f**** given, he didn't flinch at all.

The standard of drivers has really decreased over the past few years.


you see it from drivers just getting onto the freeways/expressways. enter ont he left, dive immediately to the right lane, regardless of the other cars, and sit there under the limit until they need to leave and dive back to the left right before their exit...

if i find out who is teaching these muppets to sit permanently in the right lane they will be sorry
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby The Bedge » Tue Sep 06, 2022 1:47 pm

Lightning McQueen wrote:On Sunday I was heading down there and some spacker was sitting on about 75 in the fast lane.

You know there is no such thing as a "fast lane" right - speed limit is the speed limit :P
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby The Dark Knight » Tue Sep 06, 2022 2:04 pm

Spargo wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:I'm beyond caring about it but every time I stay in Gawler and take the expressway to work the amount of cars that sit in the right hand lane doing 108 and sitting on the same speed as the car next to them seems to be getting more prominent.

I wish coppers would patrol the journey and fine the people to see it ease off.

On Sunday I was heading down there and some spacker was sitting on about 75 in the fast lane, every man and his dog was sitting up his clacker tooting and then abusing him as they raced around him using the left lane but there were absolutely no f**** given, he didn't flinch at all.

The standard of drivers has really decreased over the past few years.


Tapley’s Hill Rd by Harbour Town EVERY-SINGLE-F#CKING-DAY

Not that I drive along that road as much as you would but f**k me are people allergic to doing the speed limit along there? It's 80 not 70 or 60 FFS.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Lightning McQueen » Tue Sep 06, 2022 2:26 pm

The Bedge wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:On Sunday I was heading down there and some spacker was sitting on about 75 in the fast lane.

You know there is no such thing as a "fast lane" right - speed limit is the speed limit :P

Tell that to Don Henley.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Lightning McQueen » Tue Sep 06, 2022 2:31 pm

Spargo wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:I'm beyond caring about it but every time I stay in Gawler and take the expressway to work the amount of cars that sit in the right hand lane doing 108 and sitting on the same speed as the car next to them seems to be getting more prominent.

I wish coppers would patrol the journey and fine the people to see it ease off.

On Sunday I was heading down there and some spacker was sitting on about 75 in the fast lane, every man and his dog was sitting up his clacker tooting and then abusing him as they raced around him using the left lane but there were absolutely no f**** given, he didn't flinch at all.

The standard of drivers has really decreased over the past few years.


Tapley’s Hill Rd by Harbour Town EVERY-SINGLE-F#CKING-DAY


It's all Doris's going to Harbour Town thinking they'll get a bargain.

It's annoying as from the northern end of the metro area it is generally an easier drive if you're heading to Noarlunga, you should be able to open the valves a little in that bit before you hit the painful Brighton Road.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Spargo » Tue Sep 06, 2022 3:13 pm

Lightning McQueen wrote:
Spargo wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:I'm beyond caring about it but every time I stay in Gawler and take the expressway to work the amount of cars that sit in the right hand lane doing 108 and sitting on the same speed as the car next to them seems to be getting more prominent.

I wish coppers would patrol the journey and fine the people to see it ease off.

On Sunday I was heading down there and some spacker was sitting on about 75 in the fast lane, every man and his dog was sitting up his clacker tooting and then abusing him as they raced around him using the left lane but there were absolutely no f**** given, he didn't flinch at all.

The standard of drivers has really decreased over the past few years.


Tapley’s Hill Rd by Harbour Town EVERY-SINGLE-F#CKING-DAY


It's all Doris's going to Harbour Town thinking they'll get a bargain.

It's annoying as from the northern end of the metro area it is generally an easier drive if you're heading to Noarlunga, you should be able to open the valves a little in that bit before you hit the painful Brighton Road.


I avoid Brighton Rd like the plague, 14 sets of traffic lights, tram & train crossings between Anzac Highway & Cement Hill - utter shit show.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Lightning McQueen » Tue Sep 06, 2022 3:17 pm

Spargo wrote:
I avoid Brighton Rd like the plague, 14 sets of traffic lights, tram & train crossings between Anzac Highway & Cement Hill - utter shit show.


You'd be more in the know than I but surely it's still a better flow than South Road?
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