Restaurant & Pub Reviews

[Dutchy]

Oh boy should have told us Southerners you were planning to go there, we would have stopped you

[mighty_tiger_79]

Oh boy should have told us Southerners you were planning to go there, we would have stopped you

Bollocks we would have.
Those northerners infiltrating our border lines....

[Lightning McQueen]

Oh boy should have told us Southerners you were planning to go there, we would have stopped you

I had no say in the matter, it was paid for and booked by someone else.

Should've known, St. Francis Winery but it isn't a winery? WTF???????

[Lightning McQueen]

Oh boy should have told us Southerners you were planning to go there, we would have stopped you

Bollocks we would have.
Those northerners infiltrating our border lines....

Nice guy.

[Booney]

Oh boy should have told us Southerners you were planning to go there, we would have stopped you

Bollocks we would have.
Those northerners infiltrating our border lines....

Plenty of lines left down there, no need to worry.

[Spargo]

Went to an 80's thingy on Saturday so we stayed at St. Francis winery Friday and Saturday night.

Place would've top notch in 1986, a bit outdated but meh.

Dinner was pretty good, most people had the porterhouse and it was cooked to everyone's liking. No complaints.

We had breakfast there as well though, I'm not usually big on buying breakfast as they are always over-priced and there's always something that goes tits up.

I asked for my bacon to be slightly cooked as the day before everyone's was rock hard, mine ended up being mostly black.

The fattest dude in our group asked for extra bacon, his came out last and had no bacon at all.

Their coffee was cold, they messed every coffee order up, they even brought out one order twice.

Everyone asked for their poached eggs to be runny, they all came out solid as.

Their toasted sourdough came out lightly toasted on one side only or not at all, not real fresh either.

They have a $1 surcharge for scrambled eggs.

The staff were great though, on both occasions.

I went to my car on Saturday morning and noticed a car behind me had been burnt out overnight, I go to my car and the car next to me had a bomb chucked into it's window and burnt out the whole inside of it, there was debris and foam spray all over my car, I had only washed it Friday afternoon.

I washed it again yesterday and noticed a couple of little dings that I assume the firefighters done, not enough to use insurance but enough to be pissed off as it is so new.

WTF?

[Lightning McQueen]

Oh boy should have told us Southerners you were planning to go there, we would have stopped you

Bollocks we would have.
Those northerners infiltrating our border lines....

Speaking of borders, I had to pop my scone into Centro Colonnades, it's hard to work out where the anus of metro shopping centres actually is.

I still rate Arnadale as #1, I always check in on facebook when I have to go there, that way everyone knows where I last was.
The Beff and Colonnades are ball and ball with Munno possibly the scrotum.

I think I'm ripping Port Mall/Canal off though, it's been too long since I've been there.

[Lightning McQueen]

Went to an 80's thingy on Saturday so we stayed at St. Francis winery Friday and Saturday night.



They have a $1 surcharge for scrambled eggs.

WTF

I kid you not, it won't let me load the image but here's their link.

https://www.stfranciswinery.com.au/imag ... akfast.pdf

BTW, they were shit as apparently, just yellow and white blotches.

[Dinglinga75]

Jeez there's a challenge ranking the following shopping centres

1.Arndale
2. Port Mall
3. Parabanks
4. Elizabeth
5. Colonades
6. Sefton Plaza

[Spargo]

Jeez there's a challenge ranking the following shopping centres

1.Arndale
2. Port Mall
3. Parabanks
4. Elizabeth
5. Colonades
6. Sefton Plaza

Sefton Plaza is Hollywood Boulevard compared to North Park across the road.

[Booney]

Jeez there's a challenge ranking the following shopping centres

1.Arndale
2. Port Mall
3. Parabanks
4. Elizabeth
5. Colonades
6. Sefton Plaza

What's the criteria?

We can't use cracktivity, that's a given.

Most likely to die at? Most likely to get accosted by an individual who a) doesn't have a bra on or b) he probably should?

[Armchair expert]

Does Harbour Town count? if so that wins

[whufc]

Jeez there's a challenge ranking the following shopping centres

1.Arndale
2. Port Mall
3. Parabanks
4. Elizabeth
5. Colonades
6. Sefton Plaza

Munno Para has done well to avoid that list.

[whufc]

Jeez there's a challenge ranking the following shopping centres

1.Arndale
2. Port Mall
3. Parabanks
4. Elizabeth
5. Colonades
6. Sefton Plaza

Sefton Plaza is Hollywood Boulevard compared to North Park across the road.

When i was 16 i was working at Barnacle Bill there.

Got my first pay check which was in cash, went across the road and bought the playstation 1. Got on the 228 to go home......got stolen off me by a group of 18 year olds. I remember each and every one of their faces to this day.

[Jimmy_041]

Jeez there's a challenge ranking the following shopping centres

1.Arndale
2. Port Mall
3. Parabanks
4. Elizabeth
5. Colonades
6. Sefton Plaza

Sefton Plaza is Hollywood Boulevard compared to North Park across the road.

When i was 16 i was working at Barnacle Bill there.

Got my first pay check which was in cash, went across the road and bought the playstation 1. Got on the 228 to go home......got stolen off me by a group of 18 year olds. I remember each and every one of their faces to this day.

Never forget
Never forgive

[Lightning McQueen]

Jeez there's a challenge ranking the following shopping centres

1.Arndale
2. Port Mall
3. Parabanks
4. Elizabeth
5. Colonades
6. Sefton Plaza

Dear me, I totally forgot Parabanks.

I think your list is on the money.

[Lightning McQueen]

Jeez there's a challenge ranking the following shopping centres

1.Arndale
2. Port Mall
3. Parabanks
4. Elizabeth
5. Colonades
6. Sefton Plaza

Munno Para has done well to avoid that list.

It's actually not that bad, it least it's a straight and you can pretty much access what you need to close to an entrance.

[Lightning McQueen]

Jeez there's a challenge ranking the following shopping centres

1.Arndale
2. Port Mall
3. Parabanks
4. Elizabeth
5. Colonades
6. Sefton Plaza

What's the criteria?

We can't use cracktivity, that's a given.

Most likely to die at? Most likely to get accosted by an individual who a) doesn't have a bra on or b) he probably should?

Most likely to get stabbed.
Most likely to be asked for a spare durry, money or apparently ice.
General creepiness of clientele. (eg. dude with an extra arm hanging out the front of him).

[Lightning McQueen]

Jeez there's a challenge ranking the following shopping centres

1.Arndale
2. Port Mall
3. Parabanks
4. Elizabeth
5. Colonades
6. Sefton Plaza

Sefton Plaza is Hollywood Boulevard compared to North Park across the road.

When i was 16 i was working at Barnacle Bill there.

Got my first pay check which was in cash, went across the road and bought the playstation 1. Got on the 228 to go home......got stolen off me by a group of 18 year olds. I remember each and every one of their faces to this day.

When you were 26?

[Jimmy_041]

We get the odd derro in Burnside Village but the blue rinse ladies generally frighten them off