Things that give you the sh1ts

[The Dark Knight]

Test matches not starting on a Saturday.

Have they ever started on a Saturday......?

My recollection has been that other than the boxing day and new years test most aussie tests have always (in my lifetime) started Thursday or Fridays.

i always thought the Gabba test kicked off on a thursday and most others were a thursday/friday start depending on when xmas and australia day were

Yes mate, the Gabba test usually started on a Thursday.
Like Whufc said I don't think test matches in Australia have ever started on a Saturday apart from Boxing Day and possibly the New years Sydney test?

I think they should start on Fridays or at least Thursdays.

[Jimmy_041]

House sold next door about 6 months ago
Lady gyno and 2 kids moved in
The husband is "away"

He was certainly was!

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2021-08-16/cardiologist-with-child-abuse-material-to-spend-year-in-jail/100379918?utm_campaign=abc_news_web&utm_content=link&utm_medium=content_shared&utm_source=abc_news_web

Needless to say the street isn't happy

She cant be a very good gyno if she doesnt even recognise I cu*t when she sees one.

You need to look at this situation objectively
She recognised it, and the problem, and is now, obviously, trying to treat it

Yeah, nah............. you're right

[Booney]

Still 10 days to go. F*ck it.

[Booney]

Tuesday my brother calls "You going to the cricket Thursday?"

"No, my boss is away indefinitely, as such I'm in that role for the foreseeable future and I'm under the pump pre-Xmas, no chance"

This morning my brother calls "Got a ticket for a box today if you wanted it?"

"You f*cking remember the f*cking phone call on f*cking Tuesday? F*CK!"

[Dutchy]

Youa re the boss aren't you?

[Booney]

Youa re the boss aren't you?

I have a Regional Manager above me. ( SA/WA/NT )

[Dutchy]

Youa re the boss aren't you?

I have a Regional Manager above me. ( SA/WA/NT )

Is he/she here in SA? Im sure you could manage the business from a box for the afternoon

[Booney]

Done some shuffling and I'll be on the 2:20 train from Alberton.

[Jimmy_041]

Done some shuffling and I'll be on the 2:20 train from Alberton.

Where there's a will, there's a way

[Jimmy_041]

Warner still going on as the victim

Now his wife has a go
https://www.heraldsun.com.au/sport/cric ... c10a41dc7d

Speaking hours after David released a furious letter in which he declared he had been subjected to a “public lynching” in the wake of the 2018 sandpaper saga and subsequently withdrew his attempt to overturn his lifelong leadership ban, Candice doubled down.

“We’ve lived with this pain since 2018,” Candice Warner told Triple M’s Summer Breakfast.

Poor Davy - had to live with his cheating for that long

[am Bays]

Done some shuffling and I'll be on the 2:20 train from Alberton.

SAfooty Lotto on what time Booney is in the office tomorrow morning?? 9:47....

[Dinglinga75]

Warner still going on as the victim

Now his wife has a go
https://www.heraldsun.com.au/sport/cric ... c10a41dc7d

Speaking hours after David released a furious letter in which he declared he had been subjected to a “public lynching” in the wake of the 2018 sandpaper saga and subsequently withdrew his attempt to overturn his lifelong leadership ban, Candice doubled down.

“We’ve lived with this pain since 2018,” Candice Warner told Triple M’s Summer Breakfast.

Poor Davy - had to live with his cheating for that long

We can agree on something Jimmy LOL

**** me !!! Candice please shut the f^&k up.... to those that will listen to the MMM broadcast of the cricket today ...Good Luck when she comes on air ...

[PatowalongaPirate]

Done some shuffling and I'll be on the 2:20 train from Alberton.

SAfooty Lotto on what time Booney is in the office tomorrow morning?? 9:47....

Dependant on whether he catches up with Carey after play.

[Spargo]

Done some shuffling and I'll be on the 2:20 train from Alberton.

SAfooty Lotto on what time Booney is in the office tomorrow morning?? 9:47....

Dependant on whether he catches up with Carey after play.

#dickinyourarse

[Booney]

Bet there isn't.

[mighty_tiger_79]

Bet there isn't.

There isn't a time for you to go in the office tomorrow?

[Booney]

Bet there isn't.

There isn't a time for you to go in the office tomorrow?

Late.

[Booney]

Done some shuffling and I'll be on the 2:20 train from Alberton.

SAfooty Lotto on what time Booney is in the office tomorrow morning?? 9:47....

9.13

[Jimmy_041]

Warner.......

As my parents use to say: "would you jump off a cliff if I told you to do it?"

As with a lot of criminals; he just doesn't get that his actions have consequences longer than 5 minutes

[gadj1976]

Warner.......

As my parents use to say: "would you jump off a cliff if I told you to do it?"

As with a lot of criminals; he just doesn't get that his actions have consequences longer than 5 minutes

Totally agree. I read this morning his manager said that the hierarchy of CA told him that we need reverse swing to win test matches and to do that they need to tamper with the ball. Hmm, not sure they really said that but if I had one ounce of credibility or 'leadership', I would've said "no".

Very odd claim by his manager, given that he's just come out saying that he doesn't want the dirty laundry to be aired.

I really don't like a lot of the Aussie team members.