Things that make you laugh

[Lightning McQueen]

My work now insisting that staff work at least 3 days per week, preferably 4, from the office

Seems legit, I get:

"Hey Col, how many people work in your office?"

Me "About a third of them".

[Mr Beefy]

My work now insisting that staff work at least 3 days per week, preferably 4, from the office

That's bloody hilarious. Have they given a reason for this?

They pay them to do so.

Luckily we no longer have enough desks to all come to work at the same time

[Dutchy]

My work now insisting that staff work at least 3 days per week, preferably 4, from the office

That's bloody hilarious. Have they given a reason for this?

Not an issue in my role and I haven't heard much noise about it here in SA, however on the eastern seaboard they are enforcing it I believe, earlier in the year I went to our brand new melbourne office, very flash but would have been lucky to have 10% of the desks being used

[Booney]

My work now insisting that staff work at least 3 days per week, preferably 4, from the office

That's bloody hilarious. Have they given a reason for this?

Not an issue in my role and I haven't heard much noise about it here in SA, however on the eastern seaboard they are enforcing it I believe, earlier in the year I went to our brand new melbourne office, very flash but would have been lucky to have 10% of the desks being used

Our Melbourne GM has started issuing formal "get your arse back in here" requests to staff who had ignored the call to return, fair enough too.

[Footy Chick]

My work now insisting that staff work at least 3 days per week, preferably 4, from the office

That's bloody hilarious. Have they given a reason for this?

They pay them to do so.

Luckily we no longer have enough desks to all come to work at the same time

Same here.

that, we're still up in the air as to whether the GOvt is going to demolish the western part of our building for the last part of the T2T too, so as long as we show our faces a once every couple of weeks or so, they're fine with it.

i'll go into Head office when i need to but otherwise i don't mind driving into our mini office, which is 5 mins away a couple of times a week, breaks up from being at home all the time.

I don't think i could cope with driving 50 mins to work every day again.

[Jim05]

Finding out that one of the girls at my work moonlights on onlyfans and has featured on other porn sites. In the name of “research” I had to check it out and now I can’t look her in the face properly

[whufc]

Finding out that one of the girls at my work moonlights on onlyfans and has featured on other porn sites. In the name of “research” I had to check it out and now I can’t look her in the face properly

I think a lot of us 'older' people would be shocked by how many people we would know of who are onlyfans.....

Was at the Jamestown pub last weekend and 3 of the 4 bar staff are onlyfans as per the young lads showing me their subscriptions. I reckon only one of them would i have predicted to do something like that based on looks and personality.

[The Bedge]

Finding out that one of the girls at my work moonlights on onlyfans and has featured on other porn sites. In the name of “research” I had to check it out and now I can’t look her in the face properly

In the name of research.. how can i find this girl?

[Brodlach]

Do you need an account already to research these people?

[Jim05]

Finding out that one of the girls at my work moonlights on onlyfans and has featured on other porn sites. In the name of “research” I had to check it out and now I can’t look her in the face properly

In the name of research.. how can i find this girl?

Some of her “shots” on twitter are just as interesting

[Jim05]

Do you need an account already to research these people?

I don’t have a account honestly.
I looked her up on twitter and that had more than enough content

[Brodlach]

Do you need an account already to research these people?

I don’t have a account honestly.
I looked her up on twitter and that had more than enough content

You trying to convince us

[Jim05]

Do you need an account already to research these people?

I don’t have a account honestly.
I looked her up on twitter and that had more than enough content

You trying to convince us

If you like Asian chicks covered in tatts go for it

[Footy Chick]

Do you need an account already to research these people?

I don’t have a account honestly.
I looked her up on twitter and that had more than enough content

You trying to convince us

If you like Asian chicks covered in tatts go for it

ping pong balls then?

[Armchair expert]

I started my own page, already got subs

https://tinyurl.com/5n8hhchh

[Booney]

How hard people are going in soccer goal celebrations to out do the last idiot that was jumping around. F*cking brilliant.

[whufc]

How hard people are going in soccer goal celebrations to out do the last idiot that was jumping around. F*cking brilliant.

Should shoot an imaginary bow and arrow...... that would be a cracker.

[Booney]

How hard people are going in soccer goal celebrations to out do the last idiot that was jumping around. F*cking brilliant.

Should shoot an imaginary bow and arrow...... that would be a cracker.

I'm talking about the idiots on the other side of the planet fanboying over the country their great grandmother went to in 1925.

[whufc]

How hard people are going in soccer goal celebrations to out do the last idiot that was jumping around. F*cking brilliant.

Should shoot an imaginary bow and arrow...... that would be a cracker.

I'm talking about the idiots on the other side of the planet fanboying over the country their great grandmother went to in 1925.

Huh........hows that any different to any other sport in the world.

A hell of alot of Geelong fans celebrating the GF win who have never been to the town all because they loved cats when they were a kids

Geez we are at a point here in SA where some people follow one team in the AFL and then genuinely barrack against that club in another comp.

[Booney]

It's ok Simon Hill, we'll leave it for now. Pick it up when soccer is in the news again in 4 years time.