Things that give you the sh1ts

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby mighty_tiger_79 » Sat Dec 24, 2022 7:22 pm

Car getting sick
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby MW » Sat Dec 31, 2022 2:14 pm

Disaster update:

Car: Had a sickening 30 minute period where we thought we werent insured as the daughter is not listed as an L plate driver on the policy, but later confirmed it did not matter (phew). Still waiting on the car to be towed to a crash repairer. Might not be a write off as it drives, and no fluid leaking, but still think it might be written off just from all the panel damage.

House:
Building: A builder been a few times to make safe, board up, prelim assessement etc. Thinking around 5 weeks to fix and we should move out during it. Insurance and builder contractor came yesterday and they were brilliant. Needs an engineer report unfortunately, so that will take around 4 weeks to do then another few weeks to write up. damage has gone through garage, laundry, passage way and into our master bedroom. Going to be a big job.

Contents: Said make sure we claim every single item for contents and they will provide a cash settlement. No receipts needed. Even the laundry fridge has a scratch on the door, she said to claim it anyway. Also said to include food that was spoiled from the freezer that got smashed. Incredibly efficient these days...last time we had to sign our life away on stat decs with no receipts.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Booney » Sun Jan 01, 2023 9:35 am

Spewing that Cannondale bike and Titleist clubs got damaged!
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Spargo » Sun Jan 01, 2023 10:08 am

Booney wrote:Spewing that Cannondale bike and Titleist clubs got damaged!

Plus all that crayfish, KG whiting fillets, prawns…
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby MW » Sun Jan 01, 2023 10:34 am

Haha funny enough there were titleiest golf clubs and a bike in the garage but on the opposite side of impact
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Armchair expert » Sun Jan 01, 2023 10:50 am

Spargo wrote:
Booney wrote:Spewing that Cannondale bike and Titleist clubs got damaged!

Plus all that crayfish, KG whiting fillets, prawns…


$100/kg at the Central Market last week :shock:
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby MW » Sun Jan 01, 2023 10:53 am

Spargo wrote:
Booney wrote:Spewing that Cannondale bike and Titleist clubs got damaged!

Plus all that crayfish, KG whiting fillets, prawns…


Well it was two days before Christmas…
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Lightning McQueen » Sun Jan 01, 2023 2:29 pm

Spent Boxing Day at my sisters showing the nephews and kids how to execute the perfect suey.

Must’ve jumped in at least 50 times in what seemed fun at the time.

I’ve ended up with a blocked ear, tried a few different methods and the doc prescribed some heavy duty drops to break the ear snot down so it can get flushed.

Everything sounds in stereo and it’s crazily annoying, I had organises going to Port Noarlunga today with all my kids but that’s out of the question now.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Jimmy_041 » Sun Jan 01, 2023 8:47 pm

Lightning McQueen wrote:Spent Boxing Day at my sisters showing the nephews and kids how to execute the perfect suey.

Must’ve jumped in at least 50 times in what seemed fun at the time.

I’ve ended up with a blocked ear, tried a few different methods and the doc prescribed some heavy duty drops to break the ear snot down so it can get flushed.

Everything sounds in stereo and it’s crazily annoying, I had organises going to Port Noarlunga today with all my kids but that’s out of the question now.


Probably got a black ar$e as well
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Lightning McQueen » Sun Jan 01, 2023 9:14 pm

Jimmy_041 wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:Spent Boxing Day at my sisters showing the nephews and kids how to execute the perfect suey.

Must’ve jumped in at least 50 times in what seemed fun at the time.

I’ve ended up with a blocked ear, tried a few different methods and the doc prescribed some heavy duty drops to break the ear snot down so it can get flushed.

Everything sounds in stereo and it’s crazily annoying, I had organises going to Port Noarlunga today with all my kids but that’s out of the question now.


Probably got a black ar$e as well

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Pseudo » Tue Jan 03, 2023 7:05 pm

Finding out that one of the pop-up sprinklers isn't popping down when the water goes off.

Finding this out the hard way, viz. while mowing the lawn...

Buying a couple of spare nozzles from Bunnings and installing one in the node, only to find that it does not fit and water leaks out profusely, despite manufacturer's claim on the packaging that it "fits all major brand of in ground sprinkler".

Removing the nozzle from a spare unit and trying that, to find that the node still leaked, and that the "arc adjustable from 45 to 180 degrees" claim on the packaging appears to be pure fantasy; what little water was making it out of the nozzle was doing it in the full 360 degrees.

Sigh...
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Lightning McQueen » Tue Jan 03, 2023 7:53 pm

Pseudo wrote:Finding out that one of the pop-up sprinklers isn't popping down when the water goes off.

Finding this out the hard way, viz. while mowing the lawn...

Buying a couple of spare nozzles from Bunnings and installing one in the node, only to find that it does not fit and water leaks out profusely, despite manufacturer's claim on the packaging that it "fits all major brand of in ground sprinkler".

Removing the nozzle from a spare unit and trying that, to find that the node still leaked, and that the "arc adjustable from 45 to 180 degrees" claim on the packaging appears to be pure fantasy; what little water was making it out of the nozzle was doing it in the full 360 degrees.

Sigh...

Give them a spray!!
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby MW » Wed Jan 04, 2023 12:53 pm

Lightning McQueen wrote:
Pseudo wrote:Finding out that one of the pop-up sprinklers isn't popping down when the water goes off.

Finding this out the hard way, viz. while mowing the lawn...

Buying a couple of spare nozzles from Bunnings and installing one in the node, only to find that it does not fit and water leaks out profusely, despite manufacturer's claim on the packaging that it "fits all major brand of in ground sprinkler".

Removing the nozzle from a spare unit and trying that, to find that the node still leaked, and that the "arc adjustable from 45 to 180 degrees" claim on the packaging appears to be pure fantasy; what little water was making it out of the nozzle was doing it in the full 360 degrees.

Sigh...

Give them a spray!!


Nah for me that would be like water off a ducks back
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby am Bays » Thu Jan 05, 2023 7:52 pm

Dodging it for almost 34 months but getting the two red lines this morning

7 days leave coming up
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Footy Chick » Fri Jan 06, 2023 5:34 pm

am Bays wrote:Dodging it for almost 34 months but getting the two red lines this morning

7 days leave coming up


Yuk, think of it as extra Christmas holidays ;-)

Hope it's not too bad,
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Psyber » Sat Jan 07, 2023 3:58 pm

Pseudo wrote:Finding out that one of the pop-up sprinklers isn't popping down when the water goes off.

Finding this out the hard way, viz. while mowing the lawn...

Buying a couple of spare nozzles from Bunnings and installing one in the node, only to find that it does not fit and water leaks out profusely, despite manufacturer's claim on the packaging that it "fits all major brand of in ground sprinkler".

Removing the nozzle from a spare unit and trying that, to find that the node still leaked, and that the "arc adjustable from 45 to 180 degrees" claim on the packaging appears to be pure fantasy; what little water was making it out of the nozzle was doing it in the full 360 degrees.

Sigh...

Common problem. All the pop ups in my rental property have been chopped off and most of the pipe slashed with a too low set rotary mower by the tenants. For now the place just has a hose and a movable sprinkler - at least until I can find a better solution.

At home I've applied what I've learned and put my own system in. Lawn pop ups are under pavers and the relevant pavers have had holes cut in them to surround the pop ups. Thankfully I have a helpful tradie neighbour who did the paver cutting for me. Other sprinklers at home are mounted along fence lines well above the grass, or go in underground and only emerge inside the containing surrounds of walled off plants.

Unfortunately, the rental property has concrete paths so I can't do the same there with new pop ups
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Booney » Sat Jan 07, 2023 4:45 pm

Good page. #1870
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby DOC » Sat Jan 07, 2023 6:52 pm

yep. 1870 gives me the shits.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Wedgie » Sat Jan 07, 2023 6:57 pm

It's no 119.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Dinglinga75 » Sun Jan 08, 2023 12:15 pm

its no 1.8
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