Things that give you the sh1ts

[Corona Man]

Thanks Lightning fingers crossed.

[DOC]

I'm tipping you didn't see that coming. There are already too many one eyed Hawthorn people on here...

Hope it all goes well. My next door neighbor had a similar episode last year and the surgery had her back on track in no time.

[Wedgie]

Yesterday I was watching my vets team play cricket. I was out with a crook bat.

Do you only go see your vet when you're hanging out with your sick bat?
He might start to feel used.

[Corona Man]

Yesterday I was watching my vets team play cricket. I was out with a crook bat.

Do you only go see your vet when you're hanging out with your sick bat?
He might start to feel used.

That made me laugh. Thanks.

[Dutchy]

Geez, all the best CM

[MW]

Hoping for a quick recovery CM

[mighty_tiger_79]

Goodluck and a speedy recovery CM

[Spargo]

Look after yourself, CM.

[Corona Man]

Ok so I’m in the waiting area of the hospital where the surgery happens. Spoke to the surgeon it’s about a 40 minute procedure. They will inject stuff into my eye, which sounds like fun, then repair the scar and re attach the retina by laser surgery. I’m awake for this by the way! But sedated. I’m most worried about moving or flinching at the wrong time.

I’ve seen people who have already had their surgery either yesterday or this morning. Spoke to one bloke he said it was pretty straight forward and not to worry. Other than wearing an eye patch he was fine.

So I’m now considering either getting a parrot or a Collingwood membership.

[Booney]

Ok so I’m in the waiting area of the hospital where the surgery happens. Spoke to the surgeon it’s about a 40 minute procedure. They will inject stuff into my eye, which sounds like fun, then repair the scar and re attach the retina by laser surgery. I’m awake for this by the way! But sedated. I’m most worried about moving or flinching at the wrong time.

I’ve seen people who have already had their surgery either yesterday or this morning. Spoke to one bloke he said it was pretty straight forward and not to worry. Other than wearing an eye patch he was fine.

So I’m now considering either getting a parrot or a Collingwood membership.

[Pseudo]

So I’m now considering either getting a parrot or a Collingwood membership.

Why, are you having several front teeth removed too?

[Corona Man]

So I’m now considering either getting a parrot or a Collingwood membership.

Why, are you having several front teeth removed too?

No. More a reference to being one eyed.

Was thinking of that Monty Python sketch where John Cleese’s character says he is planning an assault on the twin peaks of Kilimanjaro!

[Footy Chick]

Ok so I’m in the waiting area of the hospital where the surgery happens. Spoke to the surgeon it’s about a 40 minute procedure. They will inject stuff into my eye, which sounds like fun, then repair the scar and re attach the retina by laser surgery. I’m awake for this by the way! But sedated. I’m most worried about moving or flinching at the wrong time.

I’ve seen people who have already had their surgery either yesterday or this morning. Spoke to one bloke he said it was pretty straight forward and not to worry. Other than wearing an eye patch he was fine.

So I’m now considering either getting a parrot or a Collingwood membership.

Good lord, hope it goes well CM.

Did they explain how or why this could've happened?

[Corona Man]

Pretty much genetics. History of eye issues, cataracts etc in the family. My left eye also has a stigmatism, meaning it’s a slightly odd shape. That in turn puts some pressure on the retina.. at least that’s what I took away from what the surgeon said.

[Lightning McQueen]

Pretty much genetics. History of eye issues, cataracts etc in the family. My left eye also has a stigmatism, meaning it’s a slightly odd shape. That in turn puts some pressure on the retina.. at least that’s what I took away from what the surgeon said.

So it's not porn related?

[Corona Man]

Pretty much genetics. History of eye issues, cataracts etc in the family. My left eye also has a stigmatism, meaning it’s a slightly odd shape. That in turn puts some pressure on the retina.. at least that’s what I took away from what the surgeon said.

So it's not porn related?

Influencing factor maybe.

[Lightning McQueen]

So it's not porn related?

Influencing factor maybe.

I was hoping not to hear that.

[amber_fluid]

Pretty much genetics. History of eye issues, cataracts etc in the family. My left eye also has a stigmatism, meaning it’s a slightly odd shape. That in turn puts some pressure on the retina.. at least that’s what I took away from what the surgeon said.

So it's not porn related?

Mum lied to you.
You don’t go blind!

[The Bedge]

Sick of working with lazy people.. and worse is when those who did nothing are praised because they make everyone believe they're holding the world together.

[Dinglinga75]

Mark Nielsen ( City of Onkaparinga Mayor Candidate) and his right wing loonies storming the Council Meeting last night... mate you didn't get enough votes to win !

He is taking the Onkaparinga council to court ( Friday 17 Feb) regarding the vote counting process