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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Lightning McQueen » Mon Feb 06, 2023 3:02 pm

Jimmy_041 wrote:
Use your phone - they cant check up on that


I've got massive responsibilities in my new role, I'll have to be fully focused as I learn new systems etc.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby locky801 » Mon Feb 06, 2023 3:35 pm

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locky801 wrote:LM is back i can cancel the missing persons report

18 more working days and then I'll be hanging up the keyboard.


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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Lightning McQueen » Mon Feb 06, 2023 3:39 pm

locky801 wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:
locky801 wrote:LM is back i can cancel the missing persons report

18 more working days and then I'll be hanging up the keyboard.


will miss ya buddy :shock:


you have with every bullet so far.

I'll miss the banter too, it's helped me get through the stressful times at work, it gives me an escape without leaving my desk.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Lightning McQueen » Mon Feb 06, 2023 3:40 pm

I'll see if I can squeeze out 300 more posts.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby locky801 » Mon Feb 06, 2023 3:43 pm

Lightning McQueen wrote:I'll see if I can squeeze out 300 more posts.


get into the quiz forum that will get them up
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby mighty_tiger_79 » Mon Feb 06, 2023 5:05 pm

Lightning McQueen wrote:
Jimmy_041 wrote:
Use your phone - they cant check up on that


I've got massive responsibilities in my new role, I'll have to be fully focused as I learn new systems etc.

That's what we're here for, to help answer those questions you have in your new role that may have you stumped.
And you didn't mention to us that you'd have to hang up the keyboard when contemplating this new role. Otherwise the advice may have been different :lol:
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby gadj1976 » Wed Feb 08, 2023 10:22 am

Whilst I don't watch MAFS - I do get a huge laugh out of James Weir's articles on News.com.au. Brilliantly articulated. I'll call it FAF's. Funny as F***.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Jimmy_041 » Fri Feb 10, 2023 12:43 pm

Kahuna wrote:
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I saw one on Twitter where a French policeman just ripped his hand off the road
The bloke was screaming like a stuck le cochon
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Re: Things that make you laugh

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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Spargo » Mon Feb 13, 2023 8:55 pm

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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Lightning McQueen » Tue Feb 14, 2023 8:16 am

Spargo wrote:
DOC wrote:
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UTab - unders, just for something different.

Unless it's the dishlickers in race 9 @ Mandurah where 2nd pays $46.50 a place and it's favourite on S-TAB.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Lightning McQueen » Tue Feb 14, 2023 8:24 am

One chick at work has some slow-arse radio station on and today it's opened up with ghastly love songs, Whitney was playing earlier and another chick yelled out "Can someone kill the cat!".

We then started calling out "opposite to love songs".

If anyone can think of any please throw them my way.

Naturally my morning has been filled with sarcastic comments thrown at me pretty asking if I'll escape the chains of wherever I am tonight to be able to make it to work tomoz.

I had a couple of texts last night from someone, the last one read "Oh that's nice, it's Valentines Eve and you haven't even contacted me today, lol :lol: "

Ahem!!
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby mighty_tiger_79 » Tue Feb 14, 2023 8:53 am

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Not for the savvy place punters :lol:
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Pseudo » Tue Feb 14, 2023 3:35 pm

Lightning McQueen wrote:We then started calling out "opposite to love songs".

If anyone can think of any please throw them my way.


Public Image Ltd. "This Is Not A Love Song".

Too literal?
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby am Bays » Tue Feb 14, 2023 3:45 pm

Pseudo wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:We then started calling out "opposite to love songs".

If anyone can think of any please throw them my way.


Public Image Ltd. "This Is Not A Love Song".

Too literal?


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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Jimmy_041 » Fri Feb 17, 2023 10:53 am

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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Booney » Tue Feb 21, 2023 1:12 pm

Ouch.

Helped a customer, not a very good customer, but one I've had a relationship with for over 15 years and did a design check for him.

He pitted his design against one of his competitors and I :

"....would be going against my better judgement if I were to endorse this design over that offered by your competitors. "

I got back :

"I had given you the opportunity to assist us in the design. Maybe I approached the incorrect staff member."

I have yet to reply. :lol:
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Jimmy_041 » Tue Feb 21, 2023 2:23 pm

Booney wrote:Ouch.

Helped a customer, not a very good customer, but one I've had a relationship with for over 15 years and did a design check for him.

He pitted his design against one of his competitors and I :

"....would be going against my better judgement if I were to endorse this design over that offered by your competitors. "

I got back :

"I had given you the opportunity to assist us in the design. Maybe I approached the incorrect staff member."

I have yet to reply. :lol:


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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Booney » Wed Feb 22, 2023 9:13 am

Booney wrote:Ouch.

Helped a customer, not a very good customer, but one I've had a relationship with for over 15 years and did a design check for him.

He pitted his design against one of his competitors and I :

"....would be going against my better judgement if I were to endorse this design over that offered by your competitors. "

I got back :

"I had given you the opportunity to assist us in the design. Maybe I approached the incorrect staff member."

I have yet to reply. :lol:


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