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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Brodlach » Thu Feb 16, 2023 1:38 pm

Trader wrote:I still use cash mainly.

But most of that is at the casino and even they are now starting to push us to electronic.
Can no longer cash out more than $5k.

$5K, you high roller Trader
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Trader » Thu Feb 16, 2023 1:44 pm

Buy in for $10k, cash out $6k and they say no!
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby tipper » Thu Feb 16, 2023 2:46 pm

DOC wrote:Very easy to recycle.

Our local foodland has a "receptacle" for all used batteries. The button batteries are also very dangerous to young children as they often put them in their mouth and sometimes swallow.


just because they have a collection point that states its for recycling, doesnt mean that they actually get recycled
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Lightning McQueen » Thu Feb 16, 2023 2:57 pm

tipper wrote:
DOC wrote:Very easy to recycle.

Our local foodland has a "receptacle" for all used batteries. The button batteries are also very dangerous to young children as they often put them in their mouth and sometimes swallow.


just because they have a collection point that states its for recycling, doesnt mean that they actually get recycled

Chick at work is forever bringing in batteries for our recycled battery box, she must have heaps of blackouts at home.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Pseudo » Thu Feb 16, 2023 2:58 pm

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tipper wrote:
DOC wrote:Very easy to recycle.

Our local foodland has a "receptacle" for all used batteries. The button batteries are also very dangerous to young children as they often put them in their mouth and sometimes swallow.


just because they have a collection point that states its for recycling, doesnt mean that they actually get recycled

Chick at work is forever bringing in batteries for our recycled battery box, she must have heaps of blackouts at home.

I'm guessing she lives alone and has no man in her life...
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby mighty_tiger_79 » Thu Feb 16, 2023 4:56 pm

Trader wrote:I still use cash mainly.

But most of that is at the casino and even they are now starting to push us to electronic.
Can no longer cash out more than $5k.

ahhh, trying to wash some cash :lol:
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Footy Chick » Fri Feb 17, 2023 3:27 pm

receving 2 letters from my bank within 3 weeks


First one (20/01)says their increasing my rate due to the interest rate from October my rate will go from 4.14 to 4.39 (9 months ago it was 2.0%)

then letter dated 07/02 saying they're increasing another .5 due to increases in November and December. that's a .75% increase in 3 weeks!

These increases better friggin well stop soon :?
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Pseudo » Fri Feb 17, 2023 10:19 pm

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... and with no news or fanfare, it's back on prime. Hooray!
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Lightning McQueen » Sun Feb 19, 2023 10:12 am

Went into Dan Murphys with my 20 year old daughter, I walked straight in, grabbed a bottle of gin and walked to the counter.

Upon serving me the attendant asked my daughter for ID, I waited until my transaction had gone through and then asked why did they ask her when she clearly had nothing with her.

“Company policy” was the reply as they pointed at their “25” badge.

I asked “what if I was pushing a pram?” To which they had no response to.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby whufc » Sun Feb 19, 2023 12:00 pm

Lightning McQueen wrote:Went into Dan Murphys with my 20 year old daughter, I walked straight in, grabbed a bottle of gin and walked to the counter.

Upon serving me the attendant asked my daughter for ID, I waited until my transaction had gone through and then asked why did they ask her when she clearly had nothing with her.

“Company policy” was the reply as they pointed at their “25” badge.

I asked “what if I was pushing a pram?” To which they had no response to.


I had similar when working at the Aquadome in Elizabeth. Pools adhere to the government Watch Around Water policy which says any children 3 and under must be accompanied and supervised in the water by someone 16 years or older.

Girl looking very very young came in with an infant, asked her how old she was and she replied 15, I say sorry you can’t come in with the baby we need some over over 16…..her response…’but I’m the mother’.

We decided it was in our best interests to let her in haha….she breast fed the child so she definitely was the mother haha
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Jimmy_041 » Sun Feb 19, 2023 12:13 pm

Lightning McQueen wrote:Went into Dan Murphys with my 20 year old daughter, I walked straight in, grabbed a bottle of gin and walked to the counter.

Upon serving me the attendant asked my daughter for ID, I waited until my transaction had gone through and then asked why did they ask her when she clearly had nothing with her.

“Company policy” was the reply as they pointed at their “25” badge.

I asked “what if I was pushing a pram?” To which they had no response to.


They do it because it looks like you are buying for the daughter

But great comeback :-BD
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Pseudo » Sun Feb 19, 2023 12:20 pm

Jimmy_041 wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:Went into Dan Murphys with my 20 year old daughter, I walked straight in, grabbed a bottle of gin and walked to the counter.

Upon serving me the attendant asked my daughter for ID, I waited until my transaction had gone through and then asked why did they ask her when she clearly had nothing with her.

“Company policy” was the reply as they pointed at their “25” badge.

I asked “what if I was pushing a pram?” To which they had no response to.


They do it because it looks like you are buying for the daughter

But great comeback :-BD

Naw, it would have looked like he was buying for the daughter if he was purchasing anything with "breezer" or "spritzer" printed on the can.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby heater31 » Sun Feb 19, 2023 12:30 pm

Lightning McQueen wrote:Went into Dan Murphys with my 20 year old daughter, I walked straight in, grabbed a bottle of gin and walked to the counter.

Upon serving me the attendant asked my daughter for ID, I waited until my transaction had gone through and then asked why did they ask her when she clearly had nothing with her.

“Company policy” was the reply as they pointed at their “25” badge.

I asked “what if I was pushing a pram?” To which they had no response to.


Dan's take the piss with this though....similar thing I was carrying 2 cartons of beer for my mum who was going to pay for them I placed them on the counter, this policy was enforced....I was 33 and had a week's growth beard!
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Lightning McQueen » Sun Feb 19, 2023 12:35 pm

heater31 wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:Went into Dan Murphys with my 20 year old daughter, I walked straight in, grabbed a bottle of gin and walked to the counter.

Upon serving me the attendant asked my daughter for ID, I waited until my transaction had gone through and then asked why did they ask her when she clearly had nothing with her.

“Company policy” was the reply as they pointed at their “25” badge.

I asked “what if I was pushing a pram?” To which they had no response to.


Dan's take the piss with this though....similar thing I was carrying 2 cartons of beer for my mum who was going to pay for them I placed them on the counter, this policy was enforced....I was 33 and had a week's growth beard!

That is next level!!
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Lightning McQueen » Sun Feb 19, 2023 12:36 pm

whufc wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:Went into Dan Murphys with my 20 year old daughter, I walked straight in, grabbed a bottle of gin and walked to the counter.

Upon serving me the attendant asked my daughter for ID, I waited until my transaction had gone through and then asked why did they ask her when she clearly had nothing with her.

“Company policy” was the reply as they pointed at their “25” badge.

I asked “what if I was pushing a pram?” To which they had no response to.


I had similar when working at the Aquadome in Elizabeth. Pools adhere to the government Watch Around Water policy which says any children 3 and under must be accompanied and supervised in the water by someone 16 years or older.

Girl looking very very young came in with an infant, asked her how old she was and she replied 15, I say sorry you can’t come in with the baby we need some over over 16…..her response…’but I’m the mother’.

We decided it was in our best interests to let her in haha….she breast fed the child so she definitely was the mother haha

Probably her 3rd kid too
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Lightning McQueen » Sun Feb 19, 2023 12:40 pm

Jimmy_041 wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:Went into Dan Murphys with my 20 year old daughter, I walked straight in, grabbed a bottle of gin and walked to the counter.

Upon serving me the attendant asked my daughter for ID, I waited until my transaction had gone through and then asked why did they ask her when she clearly had nothing with her.

“Company policy” was the reply as they pointed at their “25” badge.

I asked “what if I was pushing a pram?” To which they had no response to.


They do it because it looks like you are buying for the daughter

But great comeback :-BD

I was in the shop for less than a minute, I knew what I wanted and knew exactly where it was, I didn’t even say anything to my daughter.

I actually ended up letting loose on my thoughts, the pram comment was my opener.

So if she was only 17 they wouldn’t have served me? Shouldn’t be allowed in the shop if that was the case.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby heater31 » Sun Feb 19, 2023 12:42 pm

Lightning McQueen wrote:
heater31 wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:Went into Dan Murphys with my 20 year old daughter, I walked straight in, grabbed a bottle of gin and walked to the counter.

Upon serving me the attendant asked my daughter for ID, I waited until my transaction had gone through and then asked why did they ask her when she clearly had nothing with her.

“Company policy” was the reply as they pointed at their “25” badge.

I asked “what if I was pushing a pram?” To which they had no response to.


Dan's take the piss with this though....similar thing I was carrying 2 cartons of beer for my mum who was going to pay for them I placed them on the counter, this policy was enforced....I was 33 and had a week's growth beard!

That is next level!!
My response as I was grabbing my ID 'you're joking aren't you? Do I really look under 25?
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Lightning McQueen » Sun Feb 19, 2023 12:43 pm

heater31 wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:That is next level!!
My response as I was grabbing my ID 'you're joking aren't you? Do I really look under 25?

Take it as a compliment.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Lightning McQueen » Sun Feb 19, 2023 12:45 pm

Pseudo wrote:Naw, it would have looked like he was buying for the daughter if he was purchasing anything with "breezer" or "spritzer" printed on the can.

Exactly, as if a pink infused gin would be for my daughter!! :lol:
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby stampy » Sun Feb 19, 2023 1:56 pm

Lightning McQueen wrote:Went into Dan Murphys with my 20 year old daughter, I walked straight in, grabbed a bottle of gin and walked to the counter.

Upon serving me the attendant asked my daughter for ID, I waited until my transaction had gone through and then asked why did they ask her when she clearly had nothing with her.

“Company policy” was the reply as they pointed at their “25” badge.

I asked “what if I was pushing a pram?” To which they had no response to.


had the same shit happen with one of my sons when he was 16, they asked him for id when i was buying a slab, i just asked for the supervisor, the attendants are trained wrong in the first instance
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