Things that give you the sh1ts

[DOC]

Thankyou.

[am Bays]

People still go to the doctor when chatgpt exists? mind blown!

Yes coz everything can be diagnosed/observed over the phone.

chatgpt is AI not a phone call

What medical college are they Registered with? When was their last professional practise inserice/upskill

What if "I speak Inlish velly well i learn it ina book..."

[Spargo]

My soundbar. I turn it off after I turn off the TV at night but it randomly turns back on, up to 3 times per night

Too many ouzo and raspberries before bed mate!

Sailor Jerry's ginger ale dash of soda water with a lime wedge in this weather, aaaahh!

Obviously with a swizzle stick & drunk through a straw…

[Brodlach]

Don’t forget the umbrella and glacé cherry

[Wedgie]

Don’t forget the umbrella and glacé cherry

Ha ha, I was about to post exactly the same!
Haven't times changed, the Port supporters I know/knew would be on the Woody cans.

[amber_fluid]

Don’t forget the umbrella and glacé cherry

Ha ha, I was about to post exactly the same!
Haven't times changed, the Port supporters I know/knew would be on the Woody cans.

Black Dougie cans on the Lefevre Peninsula.
Woody cans out at Lisbeth!

[Wedgie]

Don’t forget the umbrella and glacé cherry

Ha ha, I was about to post exactly the same!
Haven't times changed, the Port supporters I know/knew would be on the Woody cans.

Black Dougie cans on the Lefevre Peninsula.
Woody cans out at Lisbeth!

Speaking of, a friend has invited me to the Peninsula Hotel tonight.
Any reviews/opinions?
(and I'm not too much of a toff as I was at the Cumberland at Glanville a couple of weeks ago )

[amber_fluid]

Don’t forget the umbrella and glacé cherry

Ha ha, I was about to post exactly the same!
Haven't times changed, the Port supporters I know/knew would be on the Woody cans.

Black Dougie cans on the Lefevre Peninsula.
Woody cans out at Lisbeth!

Speaking of, a friend has invited me to the Peninsula Hotel tonight.
Any reviews/opinions?
(and I'm not too much of a toff as I was at the Cumberland at Glanville a couple of weeks ago )

That’s in @Vamos territory!

[Vamos]

My soundbar. I turn it off after I turn off the TV at night but it randomly turns back on, up to 3 times per night

Too many ouzo and raspberries before bed mate!

Sailor Jerry's ginger ale dash of soda water with a lime wedge in this weather, aaaahh!

Obviously with a swizzle stick & drunk through a straw…

Nah big gulps down the gullet

[Vamos]

Don’t forget the umbrella and glacé cherry

Ha ha, I was about to post exactly the same!
Haven't times changed, the Port supporters I know/knew would be on the Woody cans.

Black Dougie cans on the Lefevre Peninsula.
Woody cans out at Lisbeth!

Speaking of, a friend has invited me to the Peninsula Hotel tonight.
Any reviews/opinions?
(and I'm not too much of a toff as I was at the Cumberland at Glanville a couple of weeks ago )

Go there for work lunches regularly, food is your standard pub fare, good selection of craft beers which you may like, not much of a front bar if you want to punt. If you get too drunk you can stay the night and even do a big suey in the pool out the front.

[locky801]

Pop down there The New Romantic playing there from 9.00pm always a great show say hi to Jordan for me

Once of Wedgies favourite bands

[Wedgie]

Pop down there The New Romantic playing there from 9.00pm always a great show say hi to Jordan for me

Once of Wedgies favourite bands

9pm? That's almost past my bed time Locky!
I thought it was 8pm!. See you at the Walkers Arms on NYE?
We were there last year and it was good seeing Jordan and BJ share the stage!

[locky801]

Pop down there The New Romantic playing there from 9.00pm always a great show say hi to Jordan for me

Once of Wedgies favourite bands

9pm? That's almost past my bed time Locky!
I thought it was 8pm!. See you at the Walkers Arms on NYE?
We were there last year and it was good seeing Jordan and BJ share the stage!

Fair chance i will be there NYE doing the apple song with Jordan

[dedja]

Being crook for nearly 3 weeks, all Covid tests negative, then start to get better and just now tested positive

[gazzamagoo]

Being crook for nearly 3 weeks, all Covid tests negative, then start to get better and just now tested positive

did you do a RAT?

[dedja]

Both RAT and PCR

[MW]

Being crook for nearly 3 weeks, all Covid tests negative, then start to get better and just now tested positive

did you do a RAT?

That'll give you a different positive result...

[dedja]

Either that or I’m pregnant.

[Booney]

People who confuse lobsters and crayfish.

[Pseudo]

Virgin Australia, notifying me of a cancelled flight mere hours before it was scheduled to take off.
No explanation given, outside of the ambiguous phrase "for operational reasons".
Re-scheduling me on a return flight via another city on the next day, leaving me stranded with no accomodation.
Their helpline requiring me to spend 5 minutes punching numbers before I get to a human, who speaks with a semi-comprehensible accent and only knows how to book flights, not handle issues.
There being no listed way to directly contact a local virgin office, not even at the airport.

Things that don't give me the shits:
My adelaide-based travel team who had me rebooked on a Qantas flight in quick time.

Virgin: you get what you pay for. Serves me right for agreeing to fly with them.

So it goes...

"Hundreds of Coldplay and Robbie Williams fans have been left furious after several Virgin flights were cancelled overnight, throwing their concert plans into chaos. A Virgin Australia flight headed to Perth on Wednesday was abruptly cancelled after passengers began boarding the afternoon flight in Adelaide."