I need to know....

[Spargo]

It’s not the size of the wand, but the magician that counts…

[am Bays]

It’s not the size of the wand, but the magician that counts…

Or, any Port in a storm....

[dedja]

It’s not the size of the wand, but the magician that counts…

Hey David Copperfield, can you please stick your wand in her mouth.

[Armchair expert]

It’s not the size of the wand, but the magician that counts…

This big ones hurt anyway

[Lightning McQueen]

Why on tv shows do they never take their shoes off when they lay on their bed or couch?

[dedja]

What? You don’t root the missus with your moccasins on?

[Lightning McQueen]

What? You don’t root the missus with your moccasins on?

They aren’t shoes, even still, I have to take them off to lay on my bed or couch

[dedja]

Alan Jones

[Booney]

Alan Jones

Paint me shocked.

[dedja]

Strike me pink

[another grub]

what did Richard Wilkins get arrested for?

[Jimmy_041]

what did Richard Wilkins get arrested for?

Bitcoin

[another grub]

same as Kochie?

[Lightning McQueen]

what did Richard Wilkins get arrested for?

Click on it and find out

[wenchbarwer]

Alan Jones

It's always the ones you most expect. Listen to his discussion with Chopper Read on The Midday Show for a laugh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zcp1VysmH8Y

[dedja]

https://youtu.be/gwZAYdHcDtU?si=g-XE2Zcx-bHnmWhb

[Jimmy_041]

Should I answer this e-mail?

Seems legit

Hello Dear

How are you today? i will like to be kind and honest with you, i am a woman that have seen life, i have been in the social circle for many years, although it does not matter one's age, color or achievement, what matters in our life is your kindness to humanity

Dear, I believe that is the most important thing in life, I have been hardworking all my life, i must think of something better, to enjoy my life and probably have a family ,maybe relocate and start investing in other things, Anyway i will like to tell you more about me, My name is Miss Carla Alves 31 years, am from France,i was born in France, And i left France at Age of 12 Years to United Arab Emirates, which to the glory of God Am working as an Senior Audit/banker in Islamic Bank of Dubai Plc United Arab Emirates, is very painful i lost my only daughter at age of 4 years,

i was married but my Ex Husband got married to another woman, which caused our divorce, but is ok that is life for you, since he accused me of been so busy due to my bank work activities as accounting/auditing, that i was not having time for him and our kids before she passed away, but he refused to understand that i was pursing a goal, i told him that soon i will resign and we will have enough time for each other but he was impatient, although is over between us, I am happy alone because I have everything i need, This is why I think of relocating to Hong Kong to get into investment and maybe own a small company which i can be able to manage on my own, Please would you tell me more about yourself too? I like to know more about you for me to know if we can achieve this goal together, your marital status .
I will be glad to hear from you soon
Regards
Carla,

[dedja]

Nothing out of the ordinary, hope it works out for you two.

[gazzamagoo]

Why on tv shows do they never take their shoes off when they lay on their bed or couch?

or drink their booze

[amber_fluid]

Nothing out of the ordinary, hope it works out for you two.

I’d give her one!