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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Vamos » Wed Dec 13, 2023 9:28 pm

Footy Chick wrote:Things that give me the shits today

1. The wind - I haven't been able to put the penguins out since the rain started - and now that it's stopped, it's blowing a gale. :?
2. Unwrapping a Golden Gaytime, only for half the crumbs to fall on the floor before I had a chance to take a bite.


Sorry but that's bloody funny :lol:
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Jimmy_041 » Wed Dec 13, 2023 10:43 pm

Footy Chick wrote:Things that give me the shits today

1. The wind - I haven't been able to put the penguins out since the rain started - and now that it's stopped, it's blowing a gale. :?
2. Unwrapping a Golden Gaytime, only for half the crumbs to fall on the floor before I had a chance to take a bite.


I thought penguins liked that sort of weather???
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby dedja » Wed Dec 13, 2023 10:52 pm

LOL, I forgot about the penguins :lol:
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Brodlach » Thu Dec 14, 2023 7:57 am

I chortled too


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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Booney » Thu Dec 14, 2023 8:25 am

Mowed the lawn last night. Will have to mow it again tomorrow.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Lightning McQueen » Thu Dec 14, 2023 10:52 am

Booney wrote:Mowed the lawn last night. Will have to mow it again tomorrow.

Not up to the wife’s standard?
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Booney » Thu Dec 14, 2023 10:54 am

Lightning McQueen wrote:
Booney wrote:Mowed the lawn last night. Will have to mow it again tomorrow.

Not up to the wife’s standard?


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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby another grub » Fri Dec 15, 2023 9:31 am

Not getting email notifications on Samsung ph anymore? All notifications are turned on? :roll:
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby mal » Fri Dec 15, 2023 10:04 am

The thread page numbers getting closer to my birth year
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Brodlach » Fri Dec 15, 2023 10:12 am

mal wrote:The thread page numbers getting closer to my birth year

Is the page number going backwards?
July 11th 2012....
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby DOC » Fri Dec 15, 2023 10:23 am

another grub wrote:Not getting email notifications on Samsung ph anymore? All notifications are turned on? :roll:


Power the phone off. Then restart.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby mighty_tiger_79 » Fri Dec 15, 2023 11:03 am

DOC wrote:
another grub wrote:Not getting email notifications on Samsung ph anymore? All notifications are turned on? :roll:


Power the phone off. Then restart.


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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby another grub » Fri Dec 15, 2023 11:08 am

Santa giving me a Hanson Rd voucher, as per every year :goodman:
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Footy Chick » Fri Dec 15, 2023 11:31 am

Brodlach wrote:I chortled too


First world problems


Apologies, I didn't realise this thread was reserved for third world problems only
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Brodlach » Fri Dec 15, 2023 11:36 am

Footy Chick wrote:
Brodlach wrote:I chortled too


First world problems


Apologies, I didn't realise this thread was reserved for third world problems only

C’mon FC you know I was just taking the p155
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Lightning McQueen » Fri Dec 15, 2023 11:52 am

mal wrote:The thread page numbers getting closer to my birth year

BC?
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Lightning McQueen » Fri Dec 15, 2023 12:17 pm

another grub wrote:Santa giving me a Hanson Rd voucher, as per every year :goodman:

It’s weird, I’ve been working nearby for 3 months now and haven’t seen one in my travels yet
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Lightning McQueen » Fri Dec 15, 2023 12:19 pm

Footy Chick wrote:Things that give me the shits today

1. The wind - I haven't been able to put the penguins out since the rain started - and now that it's stopped, it's blowing a gale. :?
2. Unwrapping a Golden Gaytime, only for half the crumbs to fall on the floor before I had a chance to take a bite.

There’s plenty of cricket enthusiasts that have no doubt blown a Gayle
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Spargo » Fri Dec 15, 2023 12:29 pm

Lightning McQueen wrote:
Footy Chick wrote:Things that give me the shits today

1. The wind - I haven't been able to put the penguins out since the rain started - and now that it's stopped, it's blowing a gale. :?
2. Unwrapping a Golden Gaytime, only for half the crumbs to fall on the floor before I had a chance to take a bite.

There’s plenty of cricket enthusiasts that have no doubt blown a Gayle

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Booney » Fri Dec 15, 2023 12:48 pm

Lightning McQueen wrote:
Footy Chick wrote:Things that give me the shits today

1. The wind - I haven't been able to put the penguins out since the rain started - and now that it's stopped, it's blowing a gale. :?
2. Unwrapping a Golden Gaytime, only for half the crumbs to fall on the floor before I had a chance to take a bite.

There’s plenty of cricket enthusiasts that have no doubt blown a Gayle


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