Things that give you the sh1ts

[Lightning McQueen]

gout

600mg allopurinol - daily
Never had gout since

Jeepers, I just got upped from 100mg tablets to 200mg, maybe I need a bigger hit like you. Just been thru 3 weeks of it in my Knee, Ankle and Wrist

I’m on 300’s and I didn’t even know I had gout.

[dedja]

gout

600mg allopurinol - daily
Never had gout since

Jeepers, I just got upped from 100mg tablets to 200mg, maybe I need a bigger hit like you. Just been thru 3 weeks of it in my Knee, Ankle and Wrist

I’m on 300’s and I didn’t even know I had gout.

Look at you old bastards.

[Password Please]

Drakes selling USA lemons in their supermarkets @ $14.90 per kilo.
Where i live their are lemon trees everywhere, why are they selling USA lemons ?
Come on Roger and Co.

[am Bays]

This should be in the “What gives you the steaming heaped pile of shits” thread but

Sydney traffic- shove it up your arse
google maps - oh yeah this is how you get there via the most expensive toll route
The Sturt Hwy between Balranald and Wagga, seen better farm tracks.

Whilst you love them, teenage daughters who think a Macquarie Uni arts degree is better than a Flinders Uni one

*sigh*

[Jimmy_041]

This should be in the “What gives you the steaming heaped pile of shits” thread but

Sydney traffic- shove it up your arse
google maps - oh yeah this is how you get there via the most expensive toll route
The Sturt Hwy between Balranald and Wagga, seen better farm tracks.

Whilst you love them, teenage daughters who think a Macquarie Uni arts degree is better than a Flinders Uni one

*sigh*

I never owned a car whilst living there
Public transport is great other than going to the upper northern beaches

[Booney]

This should be in the “What gives you the steaming heaped pile of shits” thread but

Sydney traffic- shove it up your arse
google maps - oh yeah this is how you get there via the most expensive toll route
The Sturt Hwy between Balranald and Wagga, seen better farm tracks.

Whilst you love them, teenage daughters who think a Macquarie Uni arts degree is better than a Flinders Uni one

*sigh*

I never owned a car whilst living there
Public transport is great other than going to the upper northern beaches

Chauffeurs would know their way around better than you anyway. Good move.

[Vamos]

When you can't find the Use By Date on something when you know it's on there somewhere.

[Jimmy_041]

When you can't find the Use By Date on something when you know it's on there somewhere.

When you find it on the jar the day after you ate it............

[Ronnie]

Frank Caruso and his cure all ads, giving everyone the s***s !

[mighty_tiger_79]

Frank Caruso and his cure all ads, giving everyone the s***s !

He can cure that

[dedja]

[Lightning McQueen]

Seemed like I was developing an ear infection yesterday, it was getting uncomfortable and irritable so I went home and loaded up on whatever I could find.
Barely got an hours sleep as a large abscess developed under my tongue overnight nearly closing my throat over, cannot talk or drink any liquid, next level pain too.

[amber_fluid]

Seemed like I was developing an ear infection yesterday, it was getting uncomfortable and irritable so I went home and loaded up on whatever I could find.
Barely got an hours sleep as a large abscess developed under my tongue overnight nearly closing my throat over, cannot talk or drink any liquid, next level pain too.

Get to the doctors mate.

[Lightning McQueen]

Seemed like I was developing an ear infection yesterday, it was getting uncomfortable and irritable so I went home and loaded up on whatever I could find.
Barely got an hours sleep as a large abscess developed under my tongue overnight nearly closing my throat over, cannot talk or drink any liquid, next level pain too.

Get to the doctors mate.

Booked in for 11am, if I can hold out that long.

[Jimmy_041]

Qantas trying to be nice but still stiffing everyone at every opportunity

[Lightning McQueen]

I think my doctor is going to be quite proud of me, whatever I took throughout the early hours of the morning seemed to have worked, the swelling is going down and I can now talk

[Wedgie]

I think my doctor is going to be quite proud of me, whatever I took throughout the early hours of the morning seemed to have worked, the swelling is going down and I can now talk

Geezus mate, that's good to hear, sounded scary!

[Lightning McQueen]

I think my doctor is going to be quite proud of me, whatever I took throughout the early hours of the morning seemed to have worked, the swelling is going down and I can now talk

Geezus mate, that's good to hear, sounded scary!

I don’t think I’m quite out the woods yet, but I was expecting a hospital trip.

I’m actually pretty concerned.

[Wedgie]

I think my doctor is going to be quite proud of me, whatever I took throughout the early hours of the morning seemed to have worked, the swelling is going down and I can now talk

Geezus mate, that's good to hear, sounded scary!

I don’t think I’m quite out the woods yet, but I was expecting a hospital trip.

I’m actually pretty concerned.

Definitely consider the hospital if it gets worse again but hopefully you keep improving. It'll be interesting to see what the doc says.
Hopefully he says you just need more fluids preferably beer.

[Trader]

Qantas trying to be nice but still stiffing everyone at every opportunity

I've just copped my first bad one with Qantas.

Was booked for a flight to North America leaving Melbourne at noon, meaning I was on the 8am out of Adelaide before that. No worries.
They then cancelled the noon flight, and bumped me onto the 9pm out of melbourne. Annoying, but cancellations happen, I get that.

So i ring up to get my 8am out of Adelaide changed to something more like mid-late afternoon given I'm now not leaving Melbourne until 9pm.

"Sorry sir, as your existing Adel-Melb leg still gets you into Melbourne in time to catch the new international flight, you cant change the adel-melb leg without paying a change fee, plus fare difference."

So now I'm stuck with either an 11 hour sit in Melbourne, or paying approx $640 to change the Adel-Melb leg.

W@nkers.