MOTHER : Possibly the worst drink in the world

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Re: MOTHER : Possibly the worst drink in the world

Postby silicone skyline » Thu Oct 25, 2007 4:01 pm

Rik E Boy wrote:LOL. My missus bought a four pack of this stuff and it's been sitting in the fridge for ages. However, I can think of a worse drink in the world...TEQUILA.

Tequila is f****** evil. You don't drink Tequila, Tequila drinks you. My introduction to the evil s***t was when my mate Walshy and I decided to see how many slammers we could get into our guts before they threw us out of the bar. We managed a John Bonham like tally, I got to 33 and Walshy got to 29. I still don't remember how I got home that night.

A few years later I hooked up with this tart from Elizabeth and got up to all sorts of naughty things that are only a distant memory to me know but I had another Tequila session and missed my second date. Stupid bastard. I was on an absolute winner there too.

More recently my co-workers have bought me a bottle of Tequila for my 40th birthday and it's no surprise that it has taken me 18 months to drink it! :shock: s***t. In the 80's that was one night's work. On the way I have destroyed about four different drinking partners and when I get my hip flask out these days everyone starts running.

TEQUILA. Stay away from the s***t. You've been warned. I don't fear Hell because after suffering a multitude of Tequlia hang overs, I know hell and have felt it first hand. SHUDDER.

regards,

REB


I reckon every time i drink tequila i have a great night.
Starting on it works really well.
I don't drink much to get blotto, after three, I'm dancing.
Start on it, then have a few flaming sambuccas, you're in for a great night.
But yes, can relate to doing that exact same thing, although i didn't have to drink 33 of the bastards, nor could I.
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Re: MOTHER : Possibly the worst drink in the world

Postby heater31 » Thu Oct 25, 2007 4:11 pm

You are one crazy cat REB.

I once did 9 Jager Bombs in a night :shock: :shock: I was buzzing for the next 8 hours :shock:
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Re: MOTHER : Possibly the worst drink in the world

Postby Punk Rooster » Thu Oct 25, 2007 6:12 pm

My favourite way to down Tequila, is via a Stuntman-
Slam tequila down
snort line of salt
squash a lemon in your eye!

At least I think it's in that order....
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Re: MOTHER : Possibly the worst drink in the world

Postby Brad Man » Sat Oct 27, 2007 9:08 am

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Re: MOTHER : Possibly the worst drink in the world

Postby Lunchcutter » Sat Oct 27, 2007 11:43 pm

Punk Rooster wrote:My favourite way to down Tequila, is via a Stuntman-
Slam tequila down
snort line of salt
squash a lemon in your eye!

At least I think it's in that order....



hehehehe the old stuntman.. have memories (well some anyway) of getting into many stuntmans with my brother on christmas day a few years ago... was very very messy and after asking my bro "why the lemon in the eye" after skulling the teq and snorting the salt and his response was "don't know - really stings huh?)... honestly looked like we'd been on the weed for hours after this session lol :lol:
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Re: MOTHER : Possibly the worst drink in the world

Postby Thiele » Wed Oct 31, 2007 5:37 pm

managed to get a free can of mother it first came didn't like it
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Re: MOTHER : Possibly the worst drink in the world

Postby DemonGirl » Wed Oct 31, 2007 7:05 pm

heater31 wrote:You are one crazy cat REB.

I once did 9 Jager Bombs in a night :shock: :shock: I was buzzing for the next 8 hours :shock:



haha 9 jagerbombs is weak as!!! :D
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