Things that give you the sh1ts

Anything!

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby wenchbarwer » Fri Sep 27, 2024 9:40 am

Can imagine Booney walking into the factory

"Alright, which one of you wankers called this wanker a wanker?"
wenchbarwer
League - Best 21
 
 
Posts: 1885
Joined: Wed Feb 24, 2021 12:30 pm
Has liked: 1100 times
Been liked: 410 times

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Pseudo » Fri Sep 27, 2024 10:19 am

Booney wrote:
mighty_tiger_79 wrote:
Booney wrote:Our Senior VP from Canada here yesterday auditing our induction, WH&S and policies. As someone with no formal HR training I managed to bluff my way through. Although, the next time someone reports being called a wanker apparently I'm not allowed to say "Well, were you being a wanker?".

Someone reported you for calling them a wanker? :lol:


Haha! No, they said someone in the factory called them a wanker, I'm the HR person they come too. :lol:

The correct reply is "Don't waste my time with trivial complaints, you silly wanker".

Ant that is also why I don't work in HR. :lol:
Clowns OUT. Smears OUT. RESIST THE OCCUPATION.
User avatar
Pseudo
Coach
 
 
Posts: 12147
Joined: Fri Oct 28, 2005 11:11 am
Location: enculez-vous
Has liked: 0 time
Been liked: 1631 times
Grassroots Team: Marion

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby dedja » Fri Sep 27, 2024 11:20 am

wenchbarwer wrote:
dedja wrote:They'll just ignore it ... you have to have evidence.

They'll accept a stat dec apparently, we'll see how we go.

If she parked the other side of the road then there would be no issue ~X(

It's an approach road close to the city and will be chockers at peak hour. :roll:

:D


I did this with one of my boys a few years ago, council rescinded the fine with a stat dec

Also had an invoice from the mechanic to show it couldn't be driven, think you should be right


Was there when the parking inspector turned up ... she saw the bonnet up and hazards on, so came up to me and said you've got enough troubles, I won't be booking you. :D
Dunno, I’m just an idiot.
User avatar
dedja
Coach
 
 
Posts: 23186
Joined: Fri Jun 22, 2007 11:10 pm
Has liked: 630 times
Been liked: 1515 times

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Booney » Fri Sep 27, 2024 11:35 am

Ringing the council about cars in bike lanes and nothing happening.

Sick of it.
PAFC. Forever.

LOOK OUT, WE'RE COMING!
User avatar
Booney
Coach
 
 
Posts: 60826
Joined: Thu Oct 27, 2005 1:47 pm
Location: Alberton proud
Has liked: 8016 times
Been liked: 11682 times

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby wenchbarwer » Fri Sep 27, 2024 11:35 am

dedja wrote:
wenchbarwer wrote:
dedja wrote:They'll just ignore it ... you have to have evidence.

They'll accept a stat dec apparently, we'll see how we go.

If she parked the other side of the road then there would be no issue ~X(

It's an approach road close to the city and will be chockers at peak hour. :roll:

:D


I did this with one of my boys a few years ago, council rescinded the fine with a stat dec

Also had an invoice from the mechanic to show it couldn't be driven, think you should be right


Was there when the parking inspector turned up ... she saw the bonnet up and hazards on, so came up to me and said you've got enough troubles, I won't be booking you. :D


Take that win on a Friday!! Glad she had some common sense, too, saves you all dicking around with the council.
wenchbarwer
League - Best 21
 
 
Posts: 1885
Joined: Wed Feb 24, 2021 12:30 pm
Has liked: 1100 times
Been liked: 410 times

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby wenchbarwer » Fri Sep 27, 2024 11:36 am

Booney wrote:Ringing the council about cars in bike lanes and nothing happening.

Sick of it.


What a wanker...
wenchbarwer
League - Best 21
 
 
Posts: 1885
Joined: Wed Feb 24, 2021 12:30 pm
Has liked: 1100 times
Been liked: 410 times

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby am Bays » Fri Sep 27, 2024 11:40 am

Booney wrote:Ringing the council about cars in bike lanes and nothing happening.

Sick of it.


:lol: :lol:
Let that be a lesson to you Port, no one beats the Bays five times in a row in a GF and gets away with it!!!
User avatar
am Bays
Coach
 
 
Posts: 19605
Joined: Sat Dec 17, 2005 11:04 pm
Location: The back bar at Lennies
Has liked: 182 times
Been liked: 2078 times

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Dutchy » Fri Sep 27, 2024 11:48 am

dedja wrote:
wenchbarwer wrote:
dedja wrote:They'll just ignore it ... you have to have evidence.

They'll accept a stat dec apparently, we'll see how we go.

If she parked the other side of the road then there would be no issue ~X(

It's an approach road close to the city and will be chockers at peak hour. :roll:

:D


I did this with one of my boys a few years ago, council rescinded the fine with a stat dec

Also had an invoice from the mechanic to show it couldn't be driven, think you should be right


Was there when the parking inspector turned up ... she saw the bonnet up and hazards on, so came up to me and said you've got enough troubles, I won't be booking you. :D


Couldnt push it into a side street last night?
User avatar
Dutchy
Site Admin
 
 
Posts: 45897
Joined: Sat Nov 05, 2005 8:24 am
Location: Location, Location
Has liked: 2561 times
Been liked: 4169 times

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby dedja » Fri Sep 27, 2024 11:58 am

Nope, not where it was located.
Dunno, I’m just an idiot.
User avatar
dedja
Coach
 
 
Posts: 23186
Joined: Fri Jun 22, 2007 11:10 pm
Has liked: 630 times
Been liked: 1515 times

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Spargo » Fri Sep 27, 2024 12:25 pm

dedja wrote:Nope, not where it was located.

RAA membership for Christmas?
2017 safooty NFL tipping champ
2024 champ, Spargo’s Good Friday Cup @ Ascot

I’ll wait for an angel, but I won’t hold my breath
‘Magine they’re busy, think I’m doin’ ok…
Spargo
Coach
 
 
Posts: 16984
Joined: Sun Feb 26, 2012 4:42 pm
Location: Getting out of Dodge
Has liked: 6009 times
Been liked: 5455 times
Grassroots Team: Sacred Heart OC

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby amber_fluid » Fri Sep 27, 2024 12:49 pm

Spargo wrote:
dedja wrote:Nope, not where it was located.

RAA membership for Christmas?


Or ring ya mother next time
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
User avatar
amber_fluid
Coach
 
 
Posts: 14881
Joined: Wed May 21, 2008 10:18 am
Has liked: 2333 times
Been liked: 2746 times

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby dedja » Fri Sep 27, 2024 1:16 pm

amber_fluid wrote:
Spargo wrote:
dedja wrote:Nope, not where it was located.

RAA membership for Christmas?


Or ring ya mother next time


No need for RAA, was a simple battery swap but complicated by where she parked and being at night. She was only 20 mins from home so no issue.

No point calling the Mum ... she would have then just rang me. :roll:

:lol:

women should not be allowed to drive cars
Dunno, I’m just an idiot.
User avatar
dedja
Coach
 
 
Posts: 23186
Joined: Fri Jun 22, 2007 11:10 pm
Has liked: 630 times
Been liked: 1515 times

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Armchair expert » Fri Sep 27, 2024 1:24 pm

dedja wrote:
amber_fluid wrote:
Spargo wrote:
dedja wrote:Nope, not where it was located.

RAA membership for Christmas?


Or ring ya mother next time


No need for RAA, was a simple battery swap but complicated by where she parked and being at night. She was only 20 mins from home so no issue.

No point calling the Mum ... she would have then just rang me. :roll:

:lol:

women should not be allowed to drive cars


Saudi Arabia was the safest country on Earth until 2018...
Lightning McQueen wrote:You're a legend
User avatar
Armchair expert
Coach
 
 
Posts: 11840
Joined: Tue May 15, 2018 9:18 am
Has liked: 411 times
Been liked: 1736 times
Grassroots Team: Ports

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby dedja » Fri Sep 27, 2024 1:27 pm

:lol:
Dunno, I’m just an idiot.
User avatar
dedja
Coach
 
 
Posts: 23186
Joined: Fri Jun 22, 2007 11:10 pm
Has liked: 630 times
Been liked: 1515 times

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Jimmy_041 » Fri Sep 27, 2024 3:41 pm

dedja wrote:
amber_fluid wrote:
Spargo wrote:
dedja wrote:Nope, not where it was located.

RAA membership for Christmas?


Or ring ya mother next time


No need for RAA, was a simple battery swap but complicated by where she parked and being at night. She was only 20 mins from home so no issue.

No point calling the Mum ... she would have then just rang me. :roll:

:lol:

women should not be allowed to drive cars


Something fishy here
You know the RAA could have sold you, and changed, the battery last night
Didn't want to pay the full price? :oops:
dedja: Dunno, I’m just an idiot.
User avatar
Jimmy_041
Coach
 
 
Posts: 14881
Joined: Sun Nov 09, 2008 5:30 pm
Has liked: 803 times
Been liked: 1233 times
Grassroots Team: Prince Alfred OC

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby dedja » Fri Sep 27, 2024 3:45 pm

LOL, why pay a min of $150 a year to wait up to 2 hours for someone to change a tyre, jump start … or replace a battery at a grossly inflated price?

They’re really not hard things to do. :lol:
Dunno, I’m just an idiot.
User avatar
dedja
Coach
 
 
Posts: 23186
Joined: Fri Jun 22, 2007 11:10 pm
Has liked: 630 times
Been liked: 1515 times

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby amber_fluid » Fri Sep 27, 2024 3:56 pm

dedja wrote:LOL, why pay a min of $150 a year to wait up to 2 hours for someone to change a tyre, jump start … or replace a battery at a grossly inflated price?

They’re really not hard things to do. :lol:


I used RAA for the 1st time in probably 10 years just recently when my battery went flat in my car(car was only 3 years old) as they use cheap batteries these days.
They were there in 10 minutes and replaced my battery with a new one for $200.
Mechanic mate reckons it’s a good battery as well and not the cheap shit that comes with most new cars.
I wasn’t stuffing around for that price.
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
User avatar
amber_fluid
Coach
 
 
Posts: 14881
Joined: Wed May 21, 2008 10:18 am
Has liked: 2333 times
Been liked: 2746 times

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby dedja » Fri Sep 27, 2024 3:57 pm

So didn’t that battery actually cost you another $1500? ;)
Dunno, I’m just an idiot.
User avatar
dedja
Coach
 
 
Posts: 23186
Joined: Fri Jun 22, 2007 11:10 pm
Has liked: 630 times
Been liked: 1515 times

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby amber_fluid » Fri Sep 27, 2024 3:58 pm

dedja wrote:So didn’t that battery actually cost you another $1500? ;)


Insurance ;)
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
User avatar
amber_fluid
Coach
 
 
Posts: 14881
Joined: Wed May 21, 2008 10:18 am
Has liked: 2333 times
Been liked: 2746 times

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby dedja » Fri Sep 27, 2024 3:59 pm

amber_fluid wrote:
dedja wrote:So didn’t that battery actually cost you another $1500? ;)


Insurance ;)


$500 then :D

… but actually probably worth it if bundled with insurance.

The standalone RAA roadside assist is a rip off.
Dunno, I’m just an idiot.
User avatar
dedja
Coach
 
 
Posts: 23186
Joined: Fri Jun 22, 2007 11:10 pm
Has liked: 630 times
Been liked: 1515 times

PreviousNext

Board index   General Talk  General Discussion

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 18 guests

Around the place

Competitions   SANFL Official Site | Country Footy SA | Southern Football League | VFL Footy
Club Forums   Snouts Louts | The Roost | Redlegs Forum |