Things that make you laugh

[RustyCage]

Brave person to put their hand up to campaign against him!

[dedja]

The ‘developer’’ of the Gold Coast Trump Tower.

Has never done anything like this before, has no planning approval, and has previously been bankrupted twice.

What could go wrong?

[amber_fluid]

The ‘developer’’ of the Gold Coast Trump Tower.

Has never done anything like this before, has no planning approval, and has previously been bankrupted twice.

What could go wrong?

You only live once

[Armchair expert]

Old mate truck driver getting bogged/stuck horizontally across a bitumen road

[gadj1976]

That it's taken this long for Jackie O to realise Kyle is a tool.

[DOC]

Sitting reading a book, minding my own, granddaughter and her grandmother discussing buying a car.

Paying little or no attention, I heard from GM , “what sort of a moron do you think I am?”

After a break, the reply was, “an old one.”

Asked for it.

[Lightning McQueen]

Was trying to subtly ghost someone but now I think they're doing it to me to get back at me

[Booney]

Was trying to subtly ghost someone but now I think they're doing it to me to get back at me

Run.

[am Bays]

my cricket season this year

6 games, 2 innings, 12 balls, two ducks...

All for $210...

[Lightning McQueen]

Was trying to subtly ghost someone but now I think they're doing it to me to get back at me

Run.

I'm seizing the moment and won't rock the boat. I made a collosal error Sunday night, I left my prescription sunnies there after an afternoon/evening in the city.

I usually just take a pair of cheapies if I'm getting on the gas and will be late.

[Jimmy_041]

Was trying to subtly ghost someone but now I think they're doing it to me to get back at me

What's that smell?
Ahhhh............ a bunny in the pressure cooker

[Lightning McQueen]

Mate messaged me "How do I get rid of scammers?".

Me "Why, what happened?"

Mate "I tried to get on a porn site and it comes up with an age verification thing"

[Booney]

Mate messaged me "How do I get rid of scammers?".

Me "Why, what happened?"

Mate "I tried to get on a porn site and it comes up with an age verification thing"

The term "Yeah right" comes* to mind.

[Lightning McQueen]

Mate messaged me "How do I get rid of scammers?".

Me "Why, what happened?"

Mate "I tried to get on a porn site and it comes up with an age verification thing"

The term "Yeah right" comes* to mind.

I thought it was just Pornhub but apparently it's a lot of them.

[mighty_tiger_79]

Driving home and theres a number of 40kmh school zones.
Seemingly the moron behind me didnt understand that

[Mr Beefy]

Mate messaged me "How do I get rid of scammers?".

Me "Why, what happened?"

Mate "I tried to get on a porn site and it comes up with an age verification thing"

The term "Yeah right" comes* to mind.

I thought it was just Pornhub but apparently it's a lot of them.

Your "mate" could use a VPN to get around his access issues

[Lightning McQueen]

Your "mate" could use a VPN to get around his access issues

That sounds like too much work for me to explain to him, it just more made me laugh that he hadn't heard of it along the grapevine in the last week, it's been all over FB and a talking point at work, even a chick at work asked me how am I going to cope.

[Brodlach]

I had no idea about it either until you mentioned it, maybe not in my algorithm

[Booney]

Your "mate" could use a VPN to get around his access issues

That sounds like too much work for me to explain to him, it just more made me laugh that he hadn't heard of it along the grapevine in the last week, it's been all over FB and a talking point at work, even a chick at work asked me how am I going to cope.

Did you tell her you've been assembling a cast of thousands in your head over 50 years?

[Lightning McQueen]

Your "mate" could use a VPN to get around his access issues

That sounds like too much work for me to explain to him, it just more made me laugh that he hadn't heard of it along the grapevine in the last week, it's been all over FB and a talking point at work, even a chick at work asked me how am I going to cope.

Did you tell her you've been assembling a cast of thousands in your head over 50 years?

No, I asked if she could move her curtain across to the left slightly, my left.