Performance Enhancing ???

[LPH]

I have read with interest the comments 'far & wide' about 'Coke', 'Speed' or other Amphetamines NOT being performance enhancing.

I seriously QUESTION this line (pardon the pun ) of thinking.

I have witnessed 1st hand the effects of these drugs in both the WORKPLACE & in SOCIAL settings.
Anyone else who has done so MUST AGREE that they ARE in point of fact 'performance enhancing'.

Such things as endurance, awareness, energy & hyperactivity SURELY help performance on the sporting field, do they not ?
To say otherwise is clearly UNINFORMED opinion in my view.

On the question of whether or not I would like a guy like Ben Cousins at my club, I would have to say a resounding NO.

That is not to say i don't think he should be playing at all but I agree with SMAC on this one, not a good idea for the 'culture' of a club.

P.S. I am just waiting for the 'Toodles' (one & all) to be spruking about their 'recruits' ... Sturt in the top 3, God Forbid !!!

[Rucciangelo]

How many 'F's in go away LEH?

[LPH]

How many 'F's in go away LEH?

How's this... 5 !!!

FOUUFSF!!!

FFS Get over yourself... don't you know what a means DH ?

[Rucciangelo]

Sorry LEH...did I upset you? I obviously forgot this little smiley.
NPOYFKH!

[therisingblues]

Such a big fish with such little bait Rucci!

P.S LEH, it is an uninformed opinion.

FFS!

[Footy Chick]

Ok, do you two lovebirds really need to have this discussion in public? Are we going to start playing nicely? Please don't make me press the delete button....

[Punk Rooster]

I would argue against you on this LEH.

But, are we talking their performance after being out all night on these substances?
If so, then a definate NO.

Taking them before the game, whilst being fresh?
I still doubt it would help you, as something of that nature would surely affect your judgement (for the worse), so again I say no.

LEH, the question really should be:
does the Toodle-pips having a chardy before launching their yacht at North Haven affect their sense of humour?

[therisingblues]

My apologies if this discussion appears a little heated FC, but it is actually all in good jest.
You see this is part of a really, really funny joke that we have had with LEH for most of this year. He throws out some bait and then we pretend to be mad and then he laughs and says he is fishing and don't get mad. This time is extra really, really funny though, because now he is pretending to be mad, and I am laughing and saying we are just fishing.
He also loves it when we fix his grammar mistakes!
I know LEH will having a good old chortle to himself reading all this, so no harm done, and it has all been qualified by little smiley guys so people know we are really just a bunch of fun loving geeks taking the piddles out of each other . Just picture a jolly red face jiggling about to the rythym of intense laughter and I think you'll be pretty close to LEH'S reaction!

P.S. Punky, DO the Toodle-pips having a chardy before launching their yacht at North Haven affect their sense of humour?
And the answer is WGAF! We got a f%$\#n yacht!

[Psyber]

A friend once let me take the helm of his 45-footer coming back to North Haven which was interesting as I'd never tried before - my first go at Yatching - but we drank a nice Riesling, not Chardonnay, so it was all OK.

[LPH]

Sorry LEH...did I upset you? I obviously forgot this little smiley.
NPOYFKH!

Shouldn't that be " NPOYFCH "?

And as for being MAD FUYFSFH's !!!