She was a rubbish shag.....

[Jimmy_041]

Couple had filthy sex in garbage truck

POLICE have arrested a young naked Canadian couple after they were discovered having sex in the back of a garbage truck.

The police officer's surprise discovery came after reports of people walking suspiciously behind a business in an area of British Columbia last week.

"When the officer was out of his car having a look around, checking doors he could hear noises coming from the dumpster," said Sergeant John Price.

The officer called out and got no response, so he pulled out his flashlight and took a look inside.

"He peeked over the edge and in the bottom of the dumpster, a man and a woman (were) full-on nude, intertwined, oblivious to his presence," Price said, confirming the pair were in the act.

The couple complied when ordered to put on their clothes and get out of the dumpster.

A 26-year-old man was taken into custody on an unrelated outstanding warrant. A 30-year-old woman was simply told to go home.

[Drop Bear]

Rubbish.

[silicone skyline]

The couple were reportedly homeless and were told earlier in the day to "get a room."

[Dog_ger]

I aint ever had one of them...

[am Bays]

A candidate for Picture's My worst F***?

[mal]

They were at her house in the driveway in his Sportscar
They fondled each other intimately
After a while she took off her dress
She asked him " Please please please kiss me where it smells"
....They ended up in the garbage truck ...

[bazza1]

[aceman]

They were at her house in the driveway in his Sportscar
They fondled each other intimately
After a while she took off her dress
She asked him " Please please please kiss me where it smells"
....They ended up in the garbage truck ...

A bit like having a Wellington Boot in a fish factory, which pong is the fish?

[Jimmy_041]

They were at her house in the driveway in his Sportscar
They fondled each other intimately
After a while she took off her dress
She asked him " Please please please kiss me where it smells"
....They ended up in the garbage truck ...

[locky801]

They were at her house in the driveway in his Sportscar
They fondled each other intimately
After a while she took off her dress
She asked him " Please please please kiss me where it smells"
....They ended up in the garbage truck ...

Have to pay that one Mal, should be put in the joke section, a sure winner

[SABRE]

Utter Sewage
by Tunza Puns

Young DeBris took out his junk while Miss Dross watched. She was trailer trash and couldn’t refuse DeBris’
odds & ends. She said, “Let’s do it where no-one else has bin.” They made a litter amongst the swill & before flies
erupted they discarded their filthy rags. The truck was full of grease. He grabbed her waste as she slipped in the fat.
Needless to say, the smell was bloody offal, but DeBris was determined to recycle the local bike.
Neither DeBris nor Miss Dross saw Officer DeTritus looking over the tip.
Officer DeTritus repulsed their throwaway lines of apology when he culled the couple from the skip.
He castoff Miss Dross to her hovel, but young DeBris was wanted for a previous scrap with the law, so he was
dispatched to the bighouse to spend 7 long years with the other riff-raff.
It was while cleaning slop from garbages in the gaol’s kitchen that DeBris made a major decision.
Next time, he would reject Miss Dross. In fact, he couldn’t wait to DUMP her.

[Dogwatcher]

Will you blokes keep it clean!

[SABRE]

Will you blokes keep it clean!

I'm sorry Dogwatcher, whatever do you mean ?