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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby The Sleeping Giant » Mon Jan 13, 2014 3:20 pm

What a shame. Such a beautiful down to earth couple.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby dedja » Mon Jan 13, 2014 3:40 pm

Someone should really mention to the Doc that there's easier and less expensive ways to satisfy a man's needs ...
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby RustyCage » Mon Jan 13, 2014 3:47 pm

dedja wrote:Someone should really mention to the Doc that there's easier and less expensive ways to satisfy a man's needs ...


Exactly. I'm sure there are good diggers that are both attractive and a nice person.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Failed Creation » Mon Jan 13, 2014 7:37 pm

The Sleeping Giant wrote:What a shame. Such a beautiful down to earth couple.


Now that they've called it quits, can someone **** her back off to Seppoville?
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Failed Creation » Mon Jan 13, 2014 7:37 pm

The Sleeping Giant wrote:What a shame. Such a beautiful down to earth couple.


Now that they've called it quits, can someone **** her back off to Seppoville?
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby shoe boy » Tue Jan 14, 2014 7:56 am

Bully wrote:http://www.couriermail.com.au/entertainment/brynne-edelsten-and-geoffrey-edelsten-call-quits-on-their-marriage/story-fnk82dyy-1226800466258

well its over.

yeah, it was love at first site for sure ;)


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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby GWW » Tue Jan 14, 2014 8:42 am

I dont reckon she should cop the whole blame/negative attention.

The whole episode, indeed his whole personal situation dating back to his Swans days, doesnt really paint him in a great light either.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Psyber » Tue Jan 14, 2014 10:24 am

I liked the comment I saw on TV that the "marriage" was a planned business deal that has run its contract course, and that they no longer need each other.

The female commentator pointed out that Brynne's appearance and (un)dress style brought boundless publicity to his business ventures and benefited his boundless ego at the same time, while she got the luxury lifestyle and the chance to build a celebrity career instead of continuing to work as a lowly paid barmaid in the US.

(I haven't spent the time to check out whether it is true as I don't care enough about either of them.)
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Magpiespower » Tue Jan 14, 2014 3:16 pm

August: Osage County was the most unforgettable movie experience of my life.

To my left, a mother breastfed her new baby. To my right, her mother snored her fat arse off.

Either side of them, the bratty toddler rumpled his chip packet and talked about Muppets while his batty Great Granny, who accidentally rammed me with her pusher on the way in, talked to herself.

All through the movie, I was the eye in their storm of bullshit.

Four generations of the one bogan family had to literally sit next to me. There were hundreds of empty seats.

However, I only have myself to blame. I should've known better. In fact, I did.

Last time I go to the movies in Elizabeth...
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Jim05 » Tue Jan 14, 2014 7:33 pm

Magpiespower wrote:August: Osage County was the most unforgettable movie experience of my life.

To my left, a mother breastfed her new baby. To my right, her mother snored her fat arse off.

Either side of them, the bratty toddler rumpled his chip packet and talked about Muppets while his batty Great Granny, who accidentally rammed me with her pusher on the way in, talked to herself.

All through the movie, I was the eye in their storm of bullshit.

Four generations of the one bogan family had to literally sit next to me. There were hundreds of empty seats.

However, I only have myself to blame. I should've known better. In fact, I did.

Last time I go to the movies in Elizabeth...

Could of done what the Yank did today
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Magpiespower » Tue Jan 14, 2014 9:07 pm

Jim05 wrote: Could of done what the Yank did today
http://edition.cnn.com/2014/01/13/justi ... -shooting/


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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Squids » Wed Jan 15, 2014 1:31 pm

Seeing a car with the number plate "BACON"
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Dissident » Wed Jan 15, 2014 1:46 pm

Squids wrote:Seeing a car with the number plate "BACON"


Was it BACON 8 ?
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Booney » Wed Jan 15, 2014 1:48 pm

King Curtis says "Bacon is good for me!"
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Squids » Wed Jan 15, 2014 1:49 pm

Dissident wrote:
Squids wrote:Seeing a car with the number plate "BACON"


Was it BACON 8 ?


Nope just BACON
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Footy Chick » Wed Jan 15, 2014 2:07 pm

Squids wrote:Seeing a car with the number plate "BACON"


I think i've seen this car and I thought of @HH3 :lol:
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Johno6 » Wed Jan 15, 2014 2:12 pm

Was it a cop car?
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Squids » Wed Jan 15, 2014 2:30 pm

Johno6 wrote:Was it a cop car?


Nope :D dark green XR6/8
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Pseudo » Thu Jan 16, 2014 8:51 am

Could also go in the "gives you the sh1ts" thread:

http://i.imgur.com/jkhNuYB.jpg

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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Johno6 » Thu Jan 16, 2014 8:55 am

if you have too much of anything sugar free it works as a laxative...

unfortunately being a diabetic this is not a good thing.



its not all gummi bears, just sugar free ones.
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