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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby am Bays » Thu Apr 17, 2014 2:40 pm

Couldn't get past this bit:
Booney wrote:"Wind is God's way of balancing heat. "


:oops:

So when I "pass wind" it is actually God "thermoregulating" me....
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Psyber » Thu Apr 17, 2014 6:58 pm

Booney wrote:It's the COLLINGWOODORE...

Can you believe it? :lol:

http://www.carsguide.com.au/news-and-reviews/car-news/collingwood_afl_edition_2014_holden_commodore_vf_83154_20140414


Holden releases a special black and white sedan named after the famous football club.

HOLDEN has put the "football" back into its famous advertising jingle from the 1970s: "Football, meat pies, kangaroos and Holden cars". The carmaker has released a special edition of the Commodore to celebrate its sponsorship of the Collingwood football club.

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A friend of mine turned up to a dinner recently in this alternative in black and white. (He's a western suburbs lawyer).

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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby mighty_tiger_79 » Thu Apr 17, 2014 7:00 pm

God on twitter
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby mighty_tiger_79 » Sat Apr 26, 2014 8:50 am

Dangerfield on twitter complaining about the umps last night
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby dedja » Sun Apr 27, 2014 11:12 am

'I mistook cockpit for toilet' ... LOL
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Spargo » Sun Apr 27, 2014 11:15 am

I mistook the wardrobe once.....
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Failed Creation » Sun Apr 27, 2014 11:18 am

When drunk once, I picked a fight with my laundry hamper. The hamper won...
Politicians kissing babies for good luck,
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Re: Things that make you laugh

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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Booney » Mon Apr 28, 2014 9:57 am

Eddie McGuire calling Kane Cornes an "old c*** err campaigner".

:lol:
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Johno6 » Mon Apr 28, 2014 10:38 am

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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Pseudo » Tue Apr 29, 2014 12:00 am

Clowns OUT. Smears OUT. RESIST THE OCCUPATION.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Psyber » Tue Apr 29, 2014 12:06 pm

I remember a builder I know being mind-boggled when a client planning a new house wanted an open toilet in the kitchen, and even more surprised to discover it isn't actually illegal.

More recently I spotted this:

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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby heater31 » Tue Apr 29, 2014 12:20 pm

Psyber wrote:I remember a builder I know being mind-boggled when a client planning a new house wanted an open toilet in the kitchen, and even more surprised to discover it isn't actually illegal.

More recently I spotted this:

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But a toilet with a tap and no floor trap is illegal...try explaining that to our sub-continent friends :roll:
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Columbo » Tue Apr 29, 2014 10:28 pm

The brochure I received from my bank today with a blank page on the back of it......and in the middle of the blank page...."this page is intentionally left blank" :shock: :?
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby nwdfanparade » Wed Apr 30, 2014 11:10 am

Columbo wrote:The brochure I received from my bank today with a blank page on the back of it......and in the middle of the blank page...."this page is intentionally left blank" :shock: :?


That is to prevent the document being copied and the blank page being possibly filled with misleading information. Think how many times people have received dodgy emails/letters etc where a false letter/email is using a well known company logo/ letterhead. With copying (both paper copying and on-line downloading) being so good nowadays, it is a preventative measure. "This page intentionally left blank" is quite common nowadays, surprised you haven't come across it before. They're not being stupid, just trying to prevent illegal scamming by criminals etc using legit company material for illegal purposes.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby HH3 » Wed Apr 30, 2014 11:34 am

nwdfanparade wrote:
Columbo wrote:The brochure I received from my bank today with a blank page on the back of it......and in the middle of the blank page...."this page is intentionally left blank" :shock: :?


That is to prevent the document being copied and the blank page being possibly filled with misleading information. Think how many times people have received dodgy emails/letters etc where a false letter/email is using a well known company logo/ letterhead. With copying (both paper copying and on-line downloading) being so good nowadays, it is a preventative measure. "This page intentionally left blank" is quite common nowadays, surprised you haven't come across it before. They're not being stupid, just trying to prevent illegal scamming by criminals etc using legit company material for illegal purposes.


Why not just put a company logo in the middle or something?
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby mighty_tiger_79 » Wed Apr 30, 2014 11:39 am

which bank
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Columbo » Wed Apr 30, 2014 7:00 pm

nwdfanparade wrote:
Columbo wrote:The brochure I received from my bank today with a blank page on the back of it......and in the middle of the blank page...."this page is intentionally left blank" :shock: :?


That is to prevent the document being copied and the blank page being possibly filled with misleading information. Think how many times people have received dodgy emails/letters etc where a false letter/email is using a well known company logo/ letterhead. With copying (both paper copying and on-line downloading) being so good nowadays, it is a preventative measure. "This page intentionally left blank" is quite common nowadays, surprised you haven't come across it before. They're not being stupid, just trying to prevent illegal scamming by criminals etc using legit company material for illegal purposes.


I knew there would be a reason for it, and I probably have seen it before, but yesterday it just made me laugh that by saying the page was blank, it means it isn't.

mighty_tiger_79 wrote:which bank


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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby JK » Fri May 02, 2014 5:44 pm

Lass at the pub last night who runs the footy tipping comp was reading the games to a co-worker who then gave her selections.

Got to the West Coast v Freo game, and the co-worker replied "Where are they playing?"
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby fisho mcspaz » Fri May 02, 2014 6:20 pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_zrOS_YzGaQ

This. It's so dumb but it just cracked me up.
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