Things that make you laugh

[bennymacca]

guess those gloves are for covering up her pointy elbows too.

pretty tough on the lass there FC. i'd hit that haha.

[norwood8]

Don't smoke crack...

[Failed Creation]

guess those gloves are for covering up her pointy elbows too.

pretty tough on the lass there FC. i'd hit that haha.

I would too, after half a dozen pints.

[tipper]

So this is what you wear to a funeral of a football legend ... apparently

Good luck to the old bastard

**** me, both his ex-wives had rough heads on them though... this one is no different.

Why can't women be happy with themselves without having to go under the knife?

If it's for urgent medical conditions, fair enough, but simply for wanting fuller lips and bigger tits? Damn, that shit is wack...

oh come on, surely they are natural......... arent they?

[woodublieve12]

So this is what you wear to a funeral of a football legend ... apparently

Good luck to the old bastard

**** me, both his ex-wives had rough heads on them though... this one is no different.

Why can't women be happy with themselves without having to go under the knife?

If it's for urgent medical conditions, fair enough, but simply for wanting fuller lips and bigger tits? Damn, that shit is wack...

oh come on, surely they are natural......... arent they?

who cares

[mighty_tiger_79]

Yeah id give those a motorboat

[valleys07]

guess those gloves are for covering up her pointy elbows too.

pretty tough on the lass there FC. i'd hit that haha.

I would too, after half a dozen pints.

FC- I can see where you are coming from mate.

Surely he can choose someone better looking to inherit all of.....ahem.....I mean love him until his dying...ahem.....to love him.

[nuggety goodness]

what are you thinking!!!

http://news.ninemsn.com.au/world/2014/0 ... s-in-crash

the best bit in my mind is the passenger and the stupid open mouth sideshow clown look right before the BAM!

[Failed Creation]

This 'ravishing' lady isn't funny, but what's funny is that she's a read ringer for a mate's wife. I'm not kidding about that.

[Failed Creation]

[Failed Creation]

"Hey, you look nice, as if you could cook Italian gravy... oh, and that wouldn't be too cool if you bought your fancy farmer's hat."

[Johno6]

My phone started ******* up over the weekend
when I made calls I could hear the other person but they couldn't hear me.


after further investigation I found out it was because there was melted chocolate in the microphone part at the bottom of the phone that was blocking my voice

[Psyber]

I enjoyed these sent to me by a friend, particularly as I had some equestrian training years ago, and have occasionally ridden and dealt with camels.
With the second, since Camels are vegetarian - take the photo!

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[Magpiespower]

"Did you kill Jamie Gao?"

Idiot reporters trying to get a "gotcha moment" off Roger Rogerson.

AS IF!!!

[bennymacca]

"Did you kill Jamie Gao?"

Idiot reporters trying to get a "gotcha moment" off Roger Rogerson.

AS IF!!!

and i would have got away with it too, if it wasnt for you meddling kids!!

[mighty_tiger_79]

The press conference at French Open where reporter says congratulations to a player who had just lost.

[Sorry Dude]

My daughter telling me what my wife got me as a 30th present. I don't think the Mrs was too impressed though

[Booney]

"Did you kill Jamie Gao?"

Idiot reporters trying to get a "gotcha moment" off Roger Rogerson.

AS IF!!!

Imagine if he'd "Yes I did!"

[Failed Creation]

[mighty_tiger_79]

My daughter telling me what my wife got me as a 30th present. I don't think the Mrs was too impressed though

excellent

your Mrs will now palm off the prezzy you now know you have to the kids to give you and she will go out and buy another surprise prezzy!!