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Re: Things that make you laugh

by Booney » Wed Feb 15, 2017 11:25 am

What a dick.

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A man on parole used a fake penis in an effort to give authorities a clean urine sample, an Adelaide court has heard.

After a series of bank robberies in Adelaide's eastern suburbs more than a decade ago James William Randall-Smith, 30, was sentenced to 16 years in jail, with half that as a non-parole term.

He was released on parole in 2014 but it later was cancelled due to a number of breaches.

District Court Judge Paul Cuthbertson said the breaches had included numerous positive drug tests, including for amphetamines.

"The parole board found various breaches proved, and cancelled his parole and he became liable to serve the balance of the sentence."

Judge Cuthbertson has set a new non-parole term of 14 months, back-dated to March last year when Randall-Smith was taken back into custody.

Randall-Smith and an accomplice were dubbed the "overall bandits" at the time of their crimes because they wore distinctive overalls and balaclavas when, armed with shotguns and sledgehammers, they committed robberies which netted them more than $100,000.

Both men pleaded guilty to charges over a string of bank robberies.

Judge Cuthbertson said Randall-Smith would need support when eventually released from jail.

"The [parole] board has pointed out that the offender has a good and supportive family and friends but is a high-risk offender with a serious violent history and is an individual who has failed to take the opportunities given him on parole," he said.

"His parents continue to be supportive of him. He has not displayed antisocial behaviour since his release on parole. He will need support in returning to the community."
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Re: Things that make you laugh

by JK » Wed Feb 15, 2017 11:39 am

How are parolee's allowed "numerous" positive drug tests before being sent back??
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Re: Things that make you laugh

by Lightning McQueen » Wed Feb 15, 2017 11:47 am

JK wrote:How are parolee's allowed "numerous" positive drug tests before being sent back??

Gaol's are too full.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

by Footy Chick » Wed Feb 15, 2017 1:09 pm

JK wrote:How are parolee's allowed "numerous" positive drug tests before being sent back??


I'm trying to figure out how you use a fake penis to pee! :shock:
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Re: Things that make you laugh

by Booney » Wed Feb 15, 2017 1:13 pm

Footy Chick wrote:
JK wrote:How are parolee's allowed "numerous" positive drug tests before being sent back??


I'm trying to figure out how you use a fake penis to pee! :shock:


We could really milk this one.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

by JK » Wed Feb 15, 2017 1:15 pm

Footy Chick wrote:
JK wrote:How are parolee's allowed "numerous" positive drug tests before being sent back??


I'm trying to figure out how you use a fake penis to pee! :shock:


People need to watch a bit of Frank Gallagher to learn how to circumnavigate such testing :D

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Re: Things that make you laugh

by Spargo » Wed Feb 15, 2017 1:18 pm

Booney wrote:
Footy Chick wrote:
JK wrote:How are parolee's allowed "numerous" positive drug tests before being sent back??


I'm trying to figure out how you use a fake penis to pee! :shock:


We could really milk this one.

I'd only cock it up...
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Re: Things that make you laugh

by Magellan » Wed Feb 15, 2017 1:53 pm

JK wrote:
Footy Chick wrote:
JK wrote:How are parolee's allowed "numerous" positive drug tests before being sent back??


I'm trying to figure out how you use a fake penis to pee! :shock:


People need to watch a bit of Frank Gallagher to learn how to circumnavigate such testing :D

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And I thought the idea of using a supply of incontaminated baby piss with a tube strapped to the old fella in "Withnail and I" was clever.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

by Pseudo » Wed Feb 15, 2017 2:59 pm

Footy Chick wrote:
JK wrote:How are parolee's allowed "numerous" positive drug tests before being sent back??


I'm trying to figure out how you use a fake penis to pee! :shock:

Would have been more baffling if he'd been using it to deliver a semen sample...
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Re: Things that make you laugh

by Brodlach » Wed Feb 15, 2017 4:15 pm

Lightning McQueen wrote:
JK wrote:How are parolee's allowed "numerous" positive drug tests before being sent back??

Gaol's are too full.

Often thought they should turn the Holden plant into a new gaol it ease the load.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

by Wedgie » Wed Feb 15, 2017 5:39 pm

Brodlach wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:
JK wrote:How are parolee's allowed "numerous" positive drug tests before being sent back??

Gaol's are too full.

Often thought they should turn the Holden plant into a new gaol it ease the load.

Good call, they could have left the workers in there and saved on some police work! :lol:
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Re: Things that make you laugh

by Jim05 » Wed Feb 15, 2017 6:29 pm

Brodlach wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:
JK wrote:How are parolee's allowed "numerous" positive drug tests before being sent back??

Gaol's are too full.

Often thought they should turn the Holden plant into a new gaol it ease the load.

Or just shoot the pricks.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

by Brodlach » Wed Feb 15, 2017 6:35 pm

Wedgie wrote:
Brodlach wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:
JK wrote:How are parolee's allowed "numerous" positive drug tests before being sent back??

Gaol's are too full.

Often thought they should turn the Holden plant into a new gaol it ease the load.

Good call, they could have left the workers in there and saved on some police work! :lol:

Was going to say something about the northern suburbs but....
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Re: Things that make you laugh

by Lightning McQueen » Thu Feb 16, 2017 9:30 am

Brodlach wrote:
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JK wrote:How are parolee's allowed "numerous" positive drug tests before being sent back??

Gaol's are too full.

Often thought they should turn the Holden plant into a new gaol it ease the load.

Don't have far to walk home upon release either.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

by coman » Thu Feb 16, 2017 12:18 pm

Brodlach wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:
JK wrote:How are parolee's allowed "numerous" positive drug tests before being sent back??

Gaol's are too full.

Often thought they should turn the Holden plant into a new gaol it ease the load.

Also wife's and kids wouldn't have far to walk for visits.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

by mighty_tiger_79 » Fri Feb 17, 2017 10:16 am

Midnight oil returning to tour.

Just a shame he didn't stick to the politics of his music when he entered parliament.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

by Lightning McQueen » Fri Feb 17, 2017 10:26 am

mighty_tiger_79 wrote:Midnight oil returning to tour.

Just a shame he didn't stick to the politics of his music when he entered parliament.

I must be on my own with the Oil's, never really got into them, found them to be too mundane with just different lyrics to the same music.

I do like what they sing about though.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

by mighty_tiger_79 » Fri Feb 17, 2017 10:29 am

Lightning McQueen wrote:
mighty_tiger_79 wrote:Midnight oil returning to tour.

Just a shame he didn't stick to the politics of his music when he entered parliament.

I must be on my own with the Oil's, never really got into them, found them to be too mundane with just different lyrics to the same music.

I do like what they sing about though.

Ditto. A few songs I don't mind. I enjoyed the political content and topics.
But that's all irrelevant now.

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Re: Things that make you laugh

by Booney » Fri Feb 17, 2017 10:35 am

mighty_tiger_79 wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:
mighty_tiger_79 wrote:Midnight oil returning to tour.

Just a shame he didn't stick to the politics of his music when he entered parliament.

I must be on my own with the Oil's, never really got into them, found them to be too mundane with just different lyrics to the same music.

I do like what they sing about though.

Ditto. A few songs I don't mind. I enjoyed the political content and topics.
But that's all irrelevant now.



Art is a great way to express political views, the Oils chose their art form to ram it down your throat. They're not on my bucket list.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

by Lightning McQueen » Fri Feb 17, 2017 10:37 am

mighty_tiger_79 wrote:
Ditto. A few songs I don't mind. I enjoyed the political content and topics.
But that's all irrelevant now.

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Yeah, I probably liked their earlier shit and his dancing was idiotic.

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