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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Booney » Thu Jul 04, 2019 7:28 am

PatowalongaPirate wrote:
Brodlach wrote:Dave from Alberton picking up his weekly prize on 5AA

So insightful too...”after being sh!t in the wet last week I think ports will be better in the wet this week”.


I only caught the last bit, but I thought he said they need to be better, not will be better.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby PatowalongaPirate » Thu Jul 04, 2019 11:22 am

Booney wrote:
PatowalongaPirate wrote:
Brodlach wrote:Dave from Alberton picking up his weekly prize on 5AA

So insightful too...”after being sh!t in the wet last week I think ports will be better in the wet this week”.


I only caught the last bit, but I thought he said they need to be better, not will be better.

The pearls keep coming :lol:
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Wedgie » Fri Jul 05, 2019 2:11 pm

My missus asked what I was doing when I was sleep walking into the walk in robe last night.
My reply "Looking for the bar" :lol:

I think I spend too much time in pubs!
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Magellan » Fri Jul 05, 2019 2:43 pm

Trump's speech at today's July 4 parade in Washington. He goes off script from his speech, and claims that the Revolutionary Army in the 1770s did many great things to create America's Independence - including manning the air and taking over airports.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Wedgie » Fri Jul 05, 2019 2:45 pm

Magellan wrote:Trump's speech at today's July 4 parade in Washington. He goes off script from his speech, and claims that the Revolutionary Army in the 1770s did many great things to create America's Independence - including manning the air and taking over airports.

I can see why it was a revolutionary army then! :lol:
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Dutchy » Fri Jul 05, 2019 8:10 pm

KG doing his footy tips tonight on 5AA, Collingwood will miss Beams now that he is out.....he hasn't played in 5 weeks FFS :roll:
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby DOC » Sat Jul 06, 2019 12:44 pm

Text from an old acquaintance:

DOC, Are you going to the footy today?

YES

Do you still sit where we used to watch the South matches?

Should I reply yes and let him work it out?
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Pseudo » Sat Jul 06, 2019 4:19 pm

How old is the acquaintance? He might get lost looking for the old stand at Adelaide oval...
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Spargo » Sat Jul 06, 2019 4:48 pm

Pseudo wrote:How old is the acquaintance? He might get lost looking for the old stand at Adelaide oval...


It’ll hit him when he realises you can’t park near the Victor Richardson gates any more...
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby carey » Sat Jul 06, 2019 9:28 pm

My Mrs showing me the face book post of Crows supporters after the show down. Lol

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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby am Bays » Sat Jul 06, 2019 10:47 pm

Kane Cornes' facebook photo....
Let that be a lesson to you Port, no one beats the Bays five times in a row in a GF and gets away with it!!!
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby LMA » Sun Jul 07, 2019 4:43 am

Dutchy wrote:KG doing his footy tips tonight on 5AA, Collingwood will miss Beams now that he is out.....he hasn't played in 5 weeks FFS :roll:


To be fair it took him 5 weeks to spit out Bbbbbbeams
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Magellan » Fri Jul 12, 2019 9:13 am

Here's a Friday funny to warm y'all up on this cold and wintry morning - John Cleese and Peter Cook's opening sketch from the first Secret Policeman's Ball film. A classic from two of comedy's absolute geniuses.

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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby woodublieve12 » Sat Jul 13, 2019 7:04 pm

the effort my mother in law will go to too try and ruin my day... It's bloody hilarious...
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Lightning McQueen » Mon Jul 15, 2019 9:34 am

Getting told off by the FIL on the weekend for swearing, he has recently picked up a girlfriend and has turned into a Saint, and she wasn't even there.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Lightning McQueen » Mon Jul 15, 2019 9:34 am

woodublieve12 wrote:the effort my mother in law will go to too try and ruin my day... It's bloody hilarious...


Isn't it "EX mother in law?"
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby mighty_tiger_79 » Tue Jul 16, 2019 9:24 am

Dave from Alberton. :lol:
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Spangas » Tue Jul 16, 2019 10:10 am

Lightning McQueen wrote:Getting told off by the FIL on the weekend for swearing, he has recently picked up a girlfriend and has turned into a Saint, and she wasn't even there.

Bullsh*t!
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Dutchy » Tue Jul 16, 2019 8:59 pm

mighty_tiger_79 wrote:Dave from Alberton. :lol:


Port Adelaide Correspondent :lol:
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Spargo » Tue Jul 16, 2019 9:04 pm

Dutchy wrote:
mighty_tiger_79 wrote:Dave from Alberton. :lol:


Port Adelaide Correspondent :lol:

He was on the bloody promo ads during the sports show this arvo - spare me...
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