Dear Dr REB....

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Dear Dr REB....

Postby Footy Chick » Wed Mar 17, 2010 3:51 pm

This is going to be classic if the "things that give you the shits" thread is anything to go by... :lol:

Ask away kiddies ;)
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Re: Dear Dr REB....

Postby Drop Bear » Wed Mar 17, 2010 3:58 pm

Dear Dr REB,

What does flacid mean?

Yours Faithfully,
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Re: Dear Dr REB....

Postby redden whites » Wed Mar 17, 2010 4:21 pm

Dear Dr..My name is Neville Bruns.I suffer from headaches, memory loss and have a fear of 70's mo's .Please do not prescribe a "lethal" injection as I am told that is what caused this.
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Re: Dear Dr REB....

Postby redden whites » Wed Mar 17, 2010 4:24 pm

Dr Doc....My name is Dipper. Andrew Bews and Gary Hocking eye goughed me for about 3 min in the 1st term of the 89 G.F. Can you advise on some treatment for my on going vision problems?
The puntured lung I played with for more than a half is ok though.
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Re: Dear Dr REB....

Postby redandblack » Wed Mar 17, 2010 4:25 pm

Drop Bear wrote:Dear Dr REB,

What does flacid mean?

Yours Faithfully,
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Spelling it incorrectly was a bit stiff, DB.
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Re: Dear Dr REB....

Postby redden whites » Wed Mar 17, 2010 4:26 pm

That should get the ball rolling ;)
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Re: Dear Dr REB....

Postby Drop Bear » Wed Mar 17, 2010 4:46 pm

redandblack wrote:
Drop Bear wrote:Dear Dr REB,

What does flacid mean?

Yours Faithfully,
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Spelling it incorrectly was a bit stiff, DB.



My apologies, I failed to come upon a dictionary.
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Re: Dear Dr REB....

Postby Rik E Boy » Wed Mar 17, 2010 4:59 pm

Drop Bear wrote:Dear Dr REB,

What does flacid mean?

Yours Faithfully,
Drop Bear



Dear Mr Bear.

It means you can't get it up. Spend more time around the Honey pot and tell the King Bees to Buzz off. That way you can provide some stiff competition and not end up in the Pooh.

regards,

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Re: Dear Dr REB....

Postby Q. » Wed Mar 17, 2010 5:01 pm

Rik E Boy wrote:
Drop Bear wrote:Dear Dr REB,

What does flacid mean?

Yours Faithfully,
Drop Bear



Dear Mr Bear.

It means you can't get it up. Spend more time around the Honey pot and tell the King Bees to Buzz off. That way you can provide some stiff competition and not end up in the Pooh.

regards,

Dr REB


Actually, sometimes ending up in the pooh can be a good thing ;)
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Re: Dear Dr REB....

Postby Rik E Boy » Wed Mar 17, 2010 5:02 pm

redden whites wrote:Dr Doc....My name is Dipper. Andrew Bews and Gary Hocking eye goughed me for about 3 min in the 1st term of the 89 G.F. Can you advise on some treatment for my on going vision problems?
The puntured lung I played with for more than a half is ok though.



Dear Dipper,

your problem is simple. You are a Hawk. Like AIDS, the Hawks were really big in the eighties and they have bobbed up every now and then since but your heyday is now over and the Cats are clearly purring. Geelong now enjoy the pussy while those of your ilk can only widen the circle of one's friends. Use plenty of lubricant.

regards,

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Re: Dear Dr REB....

Postby Rik E Boy » Wed Mar 17, 2010 5:02 pm

Quichey wrote:
Rik E Boy wrote:
Drop Bear wrote:Dear Dr REB,

What does flacid mean?

Yours Faithfully,
Drop Bear



Dear Mr Bear.

It means you can't get it up. Spend more time around the Honey pot and tell the King Bees to Buzz off. That way you can provide some stiff competition and not end up in the Pooh.

regards,

Dr REB


Actually, sometimes ending up in the pooh can be a good thing ;)


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Re: Dear Dr REB....

Postby redden whites » Wed Mar 17, 2010 5:16 pm

less than half an hour to get served..much better than my local surgery.Thanks Doc ;)
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Re: Dear Dr REB....

Postby Mr66 » Wed Mar 17, 2010 7:54 pm

Drop Bear wrote:
redandblack wrote:
Drop Bear wrote:Dear Dr REB,

What does flacid mean?

Yours Faithfully,
Drop Bear


Spelling it incorrectly was a bit stiff, DB.



My apologies, I failed to come upon a dictionary.



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Re: Dear Dr REB....

Postby Pseudo » Wed Mar 17, 2010 10:17 pm

redandblack wrote:
Drop Bear wrote:Dear Dr REB,

What does flacid mean?

Yours Faithfully,
Drop Bear


Spelling it incorrectly was a bit stiff, DB.


That turn of phrase just had to be intentional. :lol: I love your work RAB.
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Re: Dear Dr REB....

Postby Squawk » Wed Mar 17, 2010 10:52 pm

A)

Drop Bear wrote:I failed to come upon a dictionary.



Dear Dr REB

is this recommended, and in what circumstances?

B)

Rik E Boy wrote:You've come along way baby!


Please explain the relationship with A) above.
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Re: Dear Dr REB....

Postby Rik E Boy » Thu Mar 18, 2010 8:37 am

Squawk wrote:A)

Drop Bear wrote:I failed to come upon a dictionary.



Dear Dr REB

is this recommended, and in what circumstances?

B)

Rik E Boy wrote:You've come along way baby!


Please explain the relationship with A) above.


Dear Mr McIntosh. It is quite clear that our patient has changed his reading material to something that has to be 'read' with one hand. 43 dollars please.

regards,

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Re: Dear Dr REB....

Postby OnSong » Thu Mar 18, 2010 9:32 am

Dear Dr REB,

In frustration after being dumped like a disintegrating sofa on the footpath in the Northern Suburbs, I flushed my $200,000 engagement ring down the loo.
Does this add value to my home?

Lara.
Right in front of me. RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME!
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Re: Dear Dr REB....

Postby Booney » Thu Mar 18, 2010 12:37 pm

This thread is doomed I tells ya, doomed....
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Re: Dear Dr REB....

Postby Wedgie » Thu Mar 18, 2010 12:49 pm

Booney wrote:This thread is doomed I tells ya, doomed....

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Dear Dr REB....

Postby Rik E Boy » Thu Mar 18, 2010 1:18 pm

OnSong wrote:Dear Dr REB,

In frustration after being dumped like a disintegrating sofa on the footpath in the Northern Suburbs, I flushed my $200,000 engagement ring down the loo.
Does this add value to my home?

Lara.


Dear Lara,

you will be the only chick who will get paid by visiting plumbers. To air out the house for their arrival, open your door, open your windows, open your blinds, open your shower and open your legs. You'll clean up. That will be $156,320.23 please.

regards,

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