I need to know....

[dedja]

just stick wine cask bladders under your bra ... no-one will notice a thing.

[Booney]

A bladder from a box of wine sits well in the bottom of a handbag under lady like possessions, Mrs.Boon could show you how.

From memory a light, dark colored cardi / scarfe covered the bladder nicely.

*EDIT*

Wasn't as stupid as the bloke above me...^^ No chance I was saying that...

[dedja]

but, but ... thats what you told me to post

[Johno6]

Inside of a cake.
Bake a cake with the bottle inside
once there eat the cake drink the booze


you will need to ask someone else how to smuggle the cake in though......

[heater31]

Wasn't as stupid as the bloke above me...^^ No chance I was saying that...

X 2

[Footy Chick]

Thank you Boob lady

[Mythical Creature]

Buy the biggest pump pack of sunscreen you can buy. Empty it, clean it, then fill it.

[Johno6]

why not just do the old vodka in water bottles trick?
or the hipflask in the undies
or , cut a hole through the middle of a load of bread, place the bottle of alcohol in that then tie bread bag back up

[cennals05]

Ok good people...

Give me your best ideas on how to smuggle booze into a concert event (like a sounds by the river)

Wine is my poison of choice, I considered disposable ice cubes at the bottom of the esky but any other clever ideas will be appreciated.

Have smuggled alcohol into Day on Greens and Sounds by the River before. Last year Sounds by the River was very lax with their security because there were just so many people and they wanted the line to go fast. They didn't even check I had a ticket. A Day on the Green are more wise to people sneaking stuff in and check more thoroughly.

What we have done in the past is put vodka in water bottles then either use Pringle packets or Cheezel packets. Put the water bottles in them and glue the tab back up, put them in a bag with other food and they don't even really check. If you have an esky packed with ice they find it really hard to get to the bottom of it to check, so you can generally get away with water bottles of vodka at the bottom of the esky. Must make sure ice is packed in though so they can't be bothered searching to the bottom.

We also once hollowed out a bread cob and put the bottles of alcohol in that.

[HH3]

Just get ****** up on the way...

[Q.]

I drill out the bottom of a pump bottle, empty the water, syringe in the vodka and selleys up the hole. Security only ever checks the cap seal, which has remained in tact.

[Hefty]

I usually give myself an enema........the wine is a little nutty* though. You will need a towel!!

[bennymacca]

Bogans ITT.

[toot toot]

Where's the cheapest place to buy a new Sherrin from?

[Pseudo]

Where's the cheapest place to buy a new Sherrin from?

Shimmy up the drainpipe of Glenelg Primary School (or equivalent structure behind the goals at the suburban ground of your choice) and collect all the new footballs * you require from the roof. Some mates of mine did this back in the day.

* may not be strictly new

[dedja]

Heathen ... I used to acquire mine from Norwood Oval using a similar technique

[Booney]

"Creative bookkeeping" accounted for.

Oh, we had to buy 150 new Sherrins.

@dedja

[tipper]

Heathen ... I used to acquire mine from Norwood Oval using a similar technique

was at Norwood one night when the ball ended up in the enclosed area at the base of a light pole. the weslo bloke just looked at is uselessly (no surprise) until a little kid shimmied under the gate to grab it.

while weslo called for it on the oval side of the enclosure the kid threw it the other direction to another kid, who promptly legged it out the back entrance* (back when they still opened it)

priceless watching the weslo bloke run six steps after the second kid before he realised he was never going to catch him only to turn around and the first kid had got out from under the gate and disappeared back into the crowd

poor bastard didnt know what to do

[Spargo]

We were behind the northern goals at The Bay one Saturday afternoon in the '80s when a goal was kicked. The usual scrimmage & "stacks on" broke out amongst the large group of 12-13 year olds boys trying to get the match day footy & be the one who kicked it back over the fence. My mate somehow got it, kicked his own footy back & then legged it with the game ball out the gates & up Rugless Tce not to be seen again until school the following week.
We'd thought he'd got away with it until he told us at school on Monday that he forgot the footy he kicked back which was his, actually had his name & address on it. A GFC official went around to his house on Sunday morning and returned his ball & took the match ball back. He copped a fair bit of shit for that.

[Q.]

^^^ It's a shame I can only give that story one 'like'