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Re: Things that you don't understand

Postby Pseudo » Tue Aug 27, 2013 11:30 pm

Q. wrote:Chivalry died when women started readin' the shit in all them magazines. They got too much advice about men from other women. And they don't know what the **** they're talkin' about. I see them in the grocery store, says on the cover "100 Ways to Please Your Man" by some lady. Come on, man. Ain't no 100 ways. That list is four things long. Just suck his dick, play with his balls,fix him a sandwich, and don't talk so much and he'll be happy! - Dave Chappelle

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Re: Things that you don't understand

Postby SABRE » Wed Aug 28, 2013 12:51 am

Just out of interest, what do you do when you wake up and find you're married to a psychotic
blood sucking alien zombie whore with a 3 fanged green & orange d!ck six times bigger than yours ?

p.s. Just asking for a friend.
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Re: Things that you don't understand

Postby Lightning McQueen » Wed Aug 28, 2013 11:57 am

SABRE wrote:Just out of interest, what do you do when you wake up and find you're married to a psychotic
blood sucking alien zombie whore with a 3 fanged green & orange d!ck six times bigger than yours ?

p.s. Just asking for a friend.
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Re: Things that you don't understand

Postby MW » Thu Aug 29, 2013 12:53 pm

Just got through reading the last few pages of this thread...some full on stuff you all are sharing. Hope it's all going well for you all.
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Re: Things that you don't understand

Postby Booney » Tue Oct 08, 2013 8:48 am

The antics of young wankers on end of season footy trips, and I really do mean wankers.

At Ardrossan on Friday afternoon a group of about 20 odd lads in their end of year t-shirts and jocks, no pants on, (I dont get it) were hitting the streets when one young lad drops down, squats and takes a shit on the footpath (I REALLY dont get it) at about 5-5:30pm. Friday night of a long weekend in a popular Yorke Peninsula family holiday spot.

He then proceeds to flick it into one of his shoes and throw it in somebodys front yard.

I've been on footy end of year and cricket end of year trips, golf trips with mates etc and never have felt compelled to strip down, wear womes clothes, shit in the street and so on. What is it with young lads?
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Re: Things that you don't understand

Postby tigerhutch » Tue Oct 08, 2013 12:10 pm

Booney wrote:The antics of young wankers on end of season footy trips, and I really do mean wankers.

At Ardrossan on Friday afternoon a group of about 20 odd lads in their end of year t-shirts and jocks, no pants on, (I dont get it) were hitting the streets when one young lad drops down, squats and takes a shit on the footpath (I REALLY dont get it) at about 5-5:30pm. Friday night of a long weekend in a popular Yorke Peninsula family holiday spot.

He then proceeds to flick it into one of his shoes and throw it in somebodys front yard.

I've been on footy end of year and cricket end of year trips, golf trips with mates etc and never have felt compelled to strip down, wear womes clothes, shit in the street and so on. What is it with young lads?


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Re: Things that you don't understand

Postby The Sleeping Giant » Tue Oct 08, 2013 12:18 pm

Booney wrote:The antics of young wankers on end of season footy trips, and I really do mean wankers.

At Ardrossan on Friday afternoon a group of about 20 odd lads in their end of year t-shirts and jocks, no pants on, (I dont get it) were hitting the streets when one young lad drops down, squats and takes a shit on the footpath (I REALLY dont get it) at about 5-5:30pm. Friday night of a long weekend in a popular Yorke Peninsula family holiday spot.

He then proceeds to flick it into one of his shoes and throw it in somebodys front yard.

I've been on footy end of year and cricket end of year trips, golf trips with mates etc and never have felt compelled to strip down, wear womes clothes, shit in the street and so on. What is it with young lads?


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Re: Things that you don't understand

Postby dedja » Tue Oct 08, 2013 1:38 pm

That's crap ...
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Re: Things that you don't understand

Postby Mr Beefy » Tue Oct 08, 2013 2:00 pm

This should be in the "things that give me the shits" thread
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Re: Things that you don't understand

Postby The Sleeping Giant » Tue Oct 08, 2013 7:39 pm

Heard of much worse being done with faeces on footy trips.
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Re: Things that you don't understand

Postby whufc » Tue Oct 08, 2013 7:56 pm

The Sleeping Giant wrote:Heard of much worse being done with faeces on footy trips.


Or at the NAFC anytime of the year. :lol:
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Re: Things that you don't understand

Postby Booney » Wed Oct 09, 2013 8:06 am

The Sleeping Giant wrote:Heard of much worse being done with faeces on footy trips.


And that, I just dont understand.
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Re: Things that you don't understand

Postby Rik E Boy » Wed Oct 09, 2013 1:06 pm

Booney wrote:The antics of young wankers on end of season footy trips, and I really do mean wankers.

At Ardrossan on Friday afternoon a group of about 20 odd lads in their end of year t-shirts and jocks, no pants on, (I dont get it) were hitting the streets when one young lad drops down, squats and takes a shit on the footpath (I REALLY dont get it) at about 5-5:30pm. Friday night of a long weekend in a popular Yorke Peninsula family holiday spot.

He then proceeds to flick it into one of his shoes and throw it in somebodys front yard.

I've been on footy end of year and cricket end of year trips, golf trips with mates etc and never have felt compelled to strip down, wear womes clothes, shit in the street and so on. What is it with young lads?


Due to drink driving laws and the cost of buying drinks in a pub, the parents are staying home to get drunk. This deprives youngsters of much needed time alone in the house or with mates to raid Dad and Mum's booze supply.

Due to facebook the chances of holding a successful sneak party on the sly without your street turning into Belfast 1974 and more Police than the Manson crime scene are also minimal.

Reduced opportunity to hit the turps means your average youngster can't handle their piss the way the way we did, so they act like complete and utter tools.

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Re: Things that you don't understand

Postby dedja » Wed Oct 09, 2013 4:15 pm

Oval car racing ...
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Re: Things that you don't understand

Postby Brodlach » Thu Oct 10, 2013 9:21 am

Why St Kilda would trade out their number one ruckman and one of the best ruckmen in the AFL....insane
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Re: Things that you don't understand

Postby Rik E Boy » Thu Oct 10, 2013 1:28 pm

Brodlach wrote:Why St Kilda would trade out their number one ruckman and one of the best ruckmen in the AFL....insane


LMAO. McEvoy is a plodder and the Saints have traded him out while he still has some value as the Saints are miles off challenging for the flag.

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Re: Things that you don't understand

Postby Booney » Thu Oct 10, 2013 2:23 pm

dedja wrote:Oval car racing ...


Yes, true.

286 laps of pretty much nothing, but remember it is.......

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Re: Things that you don't understand

Postby HH3 » Thu Oct 10, 2013 2:26 pm

I used to think the same thing, but when I actually sat down and watched it, I was amazed at the strategy that went into it. Still doesn't compare to circuit racing, but I can still watch it. Never the whole race though.
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Re: Things that you don't understand

Postby Failed Creation » Thu Oct 10, 2013 2:31 pm

I've never been able to get into any motor sports, but I can appreciate the skills (in terms of endurance, stamina, strategy etc) that the participants have to have to make a go of it.
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Re: Things that you don't understand

Postby RustyCage » Thu Oct 10, 2013 3:06 pm

I can't get into NASCAR at all, love IndyCar though. Oval racing in IndyCar is great to watch
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