Open Mike

[Lightning McQueen]

Don't ever let anyone tell you that beer isn't a breakfast drink either.

The thought of a beer right now is somewhat disturbing.

[Booney]

Don't ever let anyone tell you that beer isn't a breakfast drink either.

The thought of a beer right now is somewhat arousing.

There mate, fixed.

[Lightning McQueen]

Don't ever let anyone tell you that beer isn't a breakfast drink either.

The thought of a beer right now is somewhat arousing.

There mate, fixed.

Ew, I just wouldn't be able to stomach one right now, I'm a bit under the weather.

[Dogwatcher]

I have three pubs within a minute's walk from my office.
I'm not having a bad day, but I could so easily head out now for one or more.

[Spargo]

I have a can in the shower most nights- love it.

[Booney]

Don't ever let anyone tell you that beer isn't a breakfast drink either.

The thought of a beer right now is somewhat arousing.

There mate, fixed.

Ew, I just wouldn't be able to stomach one right now, I'm a bit under the weather.

Me too. But I'm panting for one.

( My local currently has $5.50 Sparkling stubbies over the bar, a punters club I'm in gives you a card buy 4 get one free. Got away from work early yesterday and knocked the 4 over and took advantage of the free one, then a couple of Jacks and Dry at home....wish it was Saturday today )

[Lightning McQueen]

Me too. But I'm panting for one.

( My local currently has $5.50 Sparkling stubbies over the bar, a punters club I'm in gives you a card buy 4 get one free. Got away from work early yesterday and knocked the 4 over and took advantage of the free one, then a couple of Jacks and Dry at home....wish it was Saturday today )

I'd rather have my hangovers at work LOL.

[Dogwatcher]

I have a can in the shower most nights- love it.

That was one of my favourite things are playing footy/cricket. Shower and a beer. Brilliant.

*Not so brilliant was avoiding @Bigsexy and his towel dick flicks.

[Lightning McQueen]

I have a can in the shower most nights- love it.

What about a beer?

[Spargo]

True story;
I know a bloke who got up at 5am for work, showered and grabbed what he thought was a can of coke out the fridge on the way out they front door.
It was a beer. He drank it anyway. He thought it didn't taste too bad so he had another & then another.
He then rang in sick, demolished the remains of the fridge, cooked bacon & eggs and went back to bed.
He told us what he'd done that night at the pub when he came to have his second session of the day with us
Legendary.

[Booney]

True story;
I know a bloke who got up at 5am for work, showered and grabbed what he thought was a can of coke out the fridge on the way out they front door.
It was a beer. He drank it anyway. He thought it didn't taste too bad so he had another & then another.
He then rang in sick, demolished the remains of the fridge, cooked bacon & eggs and went back to bed.
He told us what he'd done that night at the pub when he came to have his second session of the day with us
Legendary.

Lads weekend away every year ( which is next weekend! ) to Quorn for the Quorn Cup. Balcony on the Transcontinental Hotel, several years ago now, mate and I had 6 Pale's each before breakfast on the Saturday morning.

Love those sorts of stories.

[Failed Creation]

Don't ever let anyone tell you that beer isn't a breakfast drink either.

As a teenager, I proudly wore a trucker cap that said "BEER: Not just for breakfast".

I wish I still had it.

[Lightning McQueen]

True story;
I know a bloke who got up at 5am for work, showered and grabbed what he thought was a can of coke out the fridge on the way out they front door.
It was a beer. He drank it anyway. He thought it didn't taste too bad so he had another & then another.
He then rang in sick, demolished the remains of the fridge, cooked bacon & eggs and went back to bed.
He told us what he'd done that night at the pub when he came to have his second session of the day with us
Legendary.

Lads weekend away every year ( which is next weekend! ) to Quorn for the Quorn Cup. Balcony on the Transcontinental Hotel, several years ago now, mate and I had 6 Pale's each before breakfast on the Saturday morning.

Love those sorts of stories.

A group of friends used to go to Tickera each Easter as well as a couple of other pivotal times throughout the year.

Beer was the only beverage I'd take, 3 slabs for the weekend and if I felt like a change I'd have a box of Cougar cans on standby, I'd probably sleep from 4am to 8am, the rest of the time was with a beer in hand. It's weird, never really felt drunk either.

[bennymacca]

True story;
I know a bloke who got up at 5am for work, showered and grabbed what he thought was a can of coke out the fridge on the way out they front door.
It was a beer. He drank it anyway. He thought it didn't taste too bad so he had another & then another.
He then rang in sick, demolished the remains of the fridge, cooked bacon & eggs and went back to bed.
He told us what he'd done that night at the pub when he came to have his second session of the day with us
Legendary.

Lads weekend away every year ( which is next weekend! ) to Quorn for the Quorn Cup. Balcony on the Transcontinental Hotel, several years ago now, mate and I had 6 Pale's each before breakfast on the Saturday morning.

Love those sorts of stories.

A group of friends used to go to Tickera each Easter as well as a couple of other pivotal times throughout the year.

Beer was the only beverage I'd take, 3 slabs for the weekend and if I felt like a change I'd have a box of Cougar cans on standby, I'd probably sleep from 4am to 8am, the rest of the time was with a beer in hand. It's weird, never really felt drunk either.

It's amazing how much you can drink if you pace yourself from breakfast time haha.

[Dogwatcher]

True story;
I know a bloke who got up at 5am for work, showered and grabbed what he thought was a can of coke out the fridge on the way out they front door.
It was a beer. He drank it anyway. He thought it didn't taste too bad so he had another & then another.
He then rang in sick, demolished the remains of the fridge, cooked bacon & eggs and went back to bed.
He told us what he'd done that night at the pub when he came to have his second session of the day with us
Legendary.

Lads weekend away every year ( which is next weekend! ) to Quorn for the Quorn Cup. Balcony on the Transcontinental Hotel, several years ago now, mate and I had 6 Pale's each before breakfast on the Saturday morning.

Love those sorts of stories.

Sounds like my annual Loxton Fart Club trip. ^^^

On my recent trip to Melbourne I popped a bottle of red at 7am on Saturday morning, not bad given we had got in at 3.
The other boys didn't join me.

[Dogwatcher]

True story;
I know a bloke who got up at 5am for work, showered and grabbed what he thought was a can of coke out the fridge on the way out they front door.
It was a beer. He drank it anyway. He thought it didn't taste too bad so he had another & then another.
He then rang in sick, demolished the remains of the fridge, cooked bacon & eggs and went back to bed.
He told us what he'd done that night at the pub when he came to have his second session of the day with us
Legendary.

I'll raise you:
One of my best mates is an accountant. He loves a beer/scotch but anything illegal's not his bag. He was living with two brothers who were right into pharmaceuticals. Being a proper bachelor pad, all three were pretty casual about dishes and cleaning up. Anyway, my mate, being a workaholic got up at six and went into work. As he was going he scraped together some toast, using a knife sitting on the bench. About 30 minutes later, he started to feel a bit weird and spacey. Things were moving around his office a little and he was feeling like he could knock off all the work he had assigned for the day. His flat mates had been using the butter knife to cut up speed the night before...

[OnSong]

This thread has become an Open Mike for everyone. I kind of like it more.

[Booney]

True story;
I know a bloke who got up at 5am for work, showered and grabbed what he thought was a can of coke out the fridge on the way out they front door.
It was a beer. He drank it anyway. He thought it didn't taste too bad so he had another & then another.
He then rang in sick, demolished the remains of the fridge, cooked bacon & eggs and went back to bed.
He told us what he'd done that night at the pub when he came to have his second session of the day with us
Legendary.

I'll raise you:
One of my best mates is an accountant. He loves a beer/scotch but anything illegal's not his bag. He was living with two brothers who were right into pharmaceuticals. Being a proper bachelor pad, all three were pretty casual about dishes and cleaning up. Anyway, my mate, being a workaholic got up at six and went into work. As he was going he scraped together some toast, using a knife sitting on the bench. About 30 minutes later, he started to feel a bit weird and spacey. Things were moving around his office a little and he was feeling like he could knock off all the work he had assigned for the day. His flat mates had been using the butter knife to cut up speed the night before...

Stop the thread!

Winner winner chicken dinner.

[JK]

True story;
I know a bloke who got up at 5am for work, showered and grabbed what he thought was a can of coke out the fridge on the way out they front door.
It was a beer. He drank it anyway. He thought it didn't taste too bad so he had another & then another.
He then rang in sick, demolished the remains of the fridge, cooked bacon & eggs and went back to bed.
He told us what he'd done that night at the pub when he came to have his second session of the day with us
Legendary.

I'll raise you:
One of my best mates is an accountant. He loves a beer/scotch but anything illegal's not his bag. He was living with two brothers who were right into pharmaceuticals. Being a proper bachelor pad, all three were pretty casual about dishes and cleaning up. Anyway, my mate, being a workaholic got up at six and went into work. As he was going he scraped together some toast, using a knife sitting on the bench. About 30 minutes later, he started to feel a bit weird and spacey. Things were moving around his office a little and he was feeling like he could knock off all the work he had assigned for the day. His flat mates had been using the butter knife to cut up speed the night before...

Good thing he ate, because he wouldn't have been hungry again for a while

[Lightning McQueen]

It's amazing how much you can drink if you pace yourself from breakfast time haha.

One of my mates was always spasticated by 4pm and still kept going til all hours with the occasional stumble into the bonfire that we'd have to pull him out of, his wife used to make him sleep in a one man tent thing miles away from her deluxe campervan.
One Easter Sunday we were having brekky and he was still snoring away, a few kids from a couple of blocks away were doing an egg hunt when we heard on e of the girls say "Don't go down there, there's a dog growling", they were about 80 metres away from him.
We call him the chainsaw.