AFL Reserves - Q&A with UK Fan

[spell_check]

UK Fan, since you are so good at selling your plans to the SANFL clubs, how confident are you of selling ice to eskimos?

[UK Fan]

Dear UK fan,

My club has just announced it is voting YES to the Crows' reserves model.

Should I tear my membership up and mail it back to the club, or simply stuff it up my arse?

If you are going to stuff it up anyone's arse. I'd advise chiggy should be your first option.

I mean you got to admit what have the SANFL / Glenelg FC ever done for Nick!!!

"Kills me to go against bays members" Has to be the most disgraceful comment by a club president ever.

Ill pm you re plans for chiggy at playford alive in two weeks.

[am Bays]

Should I tear my membership up and mail it back to the club, or simply stuff it up my arse?

Looks like option "a" didn't come through tonight then Pseudo...

Yes I'm on the Internet too *sigh*

[UK Fan]

Uk fan how did your boss dobbo come up with the magic billet ahem ahem magic figure of 4000 per game to watch the Ravens

Im not going to lie anymore we completely made it up $ UK Fan!!

[topsywaldron]

Should I tear my membership up and mail it back to the club, or simply stuff it up my arse?

Offer Chiggy the rights to sell option 2 via a PPV platform and he may make back a tenth of what he's about to lose.

(and provide us a grotesque image that will haunt us for the rest of lives)

[UK Fan]

I hate you all, you guys are so uncrow its unbelievable. I'm taking my bat and ball and going home!!

Crows=

UK Fan

[JK]

Dear UK fan,

My club has just announced it is voting YES to the Crows' reserves model.

Should I tear my membership up and mail it back to the club, or simply stuff it up my arse?

Tear, stuff then mail it

[mal]

Spotted this advert in today's paper

Eight souls please return to
to their respective SANFL Clubs
before it is too late and ruins the
SANFL

Advertiser
Page 59
In the Lost section

This is quite a response from a passionate SANFL Supporter/Supporters

[whufc]

How has the clubs latest guernsey disaster affected the clubs outlook on where it stands in the sa football landscape

[UK Fan]

Hasnt affected us at all. Infact WE DONT CARE. never have never will.

There are some suggestions from certain circles the guernsey was a mistake/brand damaging.As Rod Chapman was quoted this morning. This idea was not offensive/mind boggling dumb/arrogant. Its just everyone else in South Australia is to thick to understand the concept properly. When you look at it from our point of view youll come around.

As a replacement talks have already started around pre game entertainment where former state players representing each SANFL club will fight a lion barehanded. The winner will receive scraps of meat/balfours products thrown from our members.

The AFC since its inception have an impeccable record of being the most self important football club in South Australian history.
That is something we are very proud of and looking to build on in the future.

Now bugger off non believer!!!!

[Psyber]

Hasnt affected us at all. Infact WE DONT CARE. never have never will.

There are some suggestions from certain circles the guernsey was a mistake/brand damaging.As Rod Chapman was quoted this morning. This idea was not offensive/mind boggling dumb/arrogant. Its just everyone else in South Australia is to thick to understand the concept properly. When you look at it from our point of view youll come around.

As a replacement talks have already started around pre game entertainment where former state players representing each SANFL club will fight a lion barehanded. The winner will receive scraps of meat/balfours products thrown from our members.

The AFC since its inception have an impeccable record of being the most self important football club in South Australian history.
That is something we are very proud of and looking to build on in the future.

Now bugger off non believer!!!!

No mate. I've followed the Crows since their inception, but object to both their entry into the SANFL as a reserves team and to that team wearing the state guernesy in that competition. They have some right to the state colours in the AFL because they were formed to represent the SANFL franchise in that.

[UK Fan]

Hasnt affected us at all. Infact WE DONT CARE. never have never will.

There are some suggestions from certain circles the guernsey was a mistake/brand damaging.As Rod Chapman was quoted this morning. This idea was not offensive/mind boggling dumb/arrogant. Its just everyone else in South Australia is to thick to understand the concept properly. When you look at it from our point of view youll come around.

As a replacement talks have already started around pre game entertainment where former state players representing each SANFL club will fight a lion barehanded. The winner will receive scraps of meat/balfours products thrown from our members.

The AFC since its inception have an impeccable record of being the most self important football club in South Australian history.
That is something we are very proud of and looking to build on in the future.

Now bugger off non believer!!!!

No mate. I've followed the Crows since their inception, but object to both their entry into the SANFL as a reserves team and to that team wearing the state guernesy in that competition. They have some right to the state colours in the AFL because they were formed to represent the SANFL franchise in that.

I dont think you understand how much money AFC could of made out of this ??? Tradition be buggered for $600k mate

[kickinit]

No mate. I've followed the Crows since their inception, but object to both their entry into the SANFL as a reserves team and to that team wearing the state guernesy in that competition. They have some right to the state colours in the AFL because they were formed to represent the SANFL franchise in that.

They where formed to stop Port entering the AFL. If the SANFL had let Port enter the AFL at the time there would be no AFC.

[UK Fan]

No mate. I've followed the Crows since their inception, but object to both their entry into the SANFL as a reserves team and to that team wearing the state guernesy in that competition. They have some right to the state colours in the AFL because they were formed to represent the SANFL franchise in that.

They where formed to stop Port entering the AFL. If the SANFL had let Port enter the AFL at the time there would be no AFC.

They were a preferred option to port due to crows didn't want to be independent of SANFL. Unlike the other Brain boxes!!!

EPIC FAIL!!!

[kickinit]

No mate. I've followed the Crows since their inception, but object to both their entry into the SANFL as a reserves team and to that team wearing the state guernesy in that competition. They have some right to the state colours in the AFL because they were formed to represent the SANFL franchise in that.

They where formed to stop Port entering the AFL. If the SANFL had let Port enter the AFL at the time there would be no AFC.

They were a preferred option to port due to crows didn't want to be independent of SANFL. Unlike the other Brain boxes!!!

EPIC FAIL!!!

Perferred option? Did you forget in may 1990 that the SANFL clubs had voted on not having a team in the AFL until 1993? The only reason they entered a team into the AFL for the 1991 season was because PAFC had reached a agreement to enter a team into the AFL. If PAFC had never pursued a team in the AFL the SANFL clubs would not revisit the AFL until 1993.

Talk about epic fail.

[Psyber]

Hasnt affected us at all. Infact WE DONT CARE. never have never will.

There are some suggestions from certain circles the guernsey was a mistake/brand damaging.As Rod Chapman was quoted this morning. This idea was not offensive/mind boggling dumb/arrogant. Its just everyone else in South Australia is to thick to understand the concept properly. When you look at it from our point of view youll come around.

As a replacement talks have already started around pre game entertainment where former state players representing each SANFL club will fight a lion barehanded. The winner will receive scraps of meat/balfours products thrown from our members.

The AFC since its inception have an impeccable record of being the most self important football club in South Australian history.
That is something we are very proud of and looking to build on in the future.

Now bugger off non believer!!!!

No mate. I've followed the Crows since their inception, but object to both their entry into the SANFL as a reserves team and to that team wearing the state guernesy in that competition. They have some right to the state colours in the AFL because they were formed to represent the SANFL franchise in that.

I dont think you understand how much money AFC could of made out of this ??? Tradition be buggered for $600k mate

F.... the money - integrity matters more.

[UK Fan]

Hasnt affected us at all. Infact WE DONT CARE. never have never will.

There are some suggestions from certain circles the guernsey was a mistake/brand damaging.As Rod Chapman was quoted this morning. This idea was not offensive/mind boggling dumb/arrogant. Its just everyone else in South Australia is to thick to understand the concept properly. When you look at it from our point of view youll come around.

As a replacement talks have already started around pre game entertainment where former state players representing each SANFL club will fight a lion barehanded. The winner will receive scraps of meat/balfours products thrown from our members.

The AFC since its inception have an impeccable record of being the most self important football club in South Australian history.
That is something we are very proud of and looking to build on in the future.

Now bugger off non believer!!!!

No mate. I've followed the Crows since their inception, but object to both their entry into the SANFL as a reserves team and to that team wearing the state guernesy in that competition. They have some right to the state colours in the AFL because they were formed to represent the SANFL franchise in that.

I dont think you understand how much money AFC could of made out of this ??? Tradition be buggered for $600k mate

F.... the money - integrity matters more.

To you maybe. But not to AFC.

WE DONT CARE!!!!!

Wish people would get that thru their thickheads.

[UK Fan]

No mate. I've followed the Crows since their inception, but object to both their entry into the SANFL as a reserves team and to that team wearing the state guernesy in that competition. They have some right to the state colours in the AFL because they were formed to represent the SANFL franchise in that.

They where formed to stop Port entering the AFL. If the SANFL had let Port enter the AFL at the time there would be no AFC.

They were a preferred option to port due to crows didn't want to be independent of SANFL. Unlike the other Brain boxes!!!

EPIC FAIL!!!

Perferred option? Did you forget in may 1990 that the SANFL clubs had voted on not having a team in the AFL until 1993? The only reason they entered a team into the AFL for the 1991 season was because PAFC had reached a agreement to enter a team into the AFL. If PAFC had never pursued a team in the AFL the SANFL clubs would not revisit the AFL until 1993.

Talk about epic fail.

Thats correct and why didnt the SANFL back Port's entry ????

[Psyber]

Thats correct and why didnt the SANFL back Port's entry ????

Better still, why didn't they jettison Port and let them go it alone in the VFL, and then readjust the zones among the remaining teams??
You know it makes sense!

[Rik E Boy]

UK Fan, since you are so good at selling your plans to the SANFL clubs, how confident are you of selling ice to eskimos?

He's cool with it.

regards,

REB