AFL Reserves - Q&A with UK Fan

[UK Fan]

Fire away people!!!

[UK Fan]

How can you 'play the line' when at times half or more of your side will be made up of 'ring ins' from other SANFL clubs or amateur leagues with no season long affiliation with your side?

It's a bs line with no substance@ to make it look like we care# It will be a shallow promise see thread "SMA now the lies to start to surface" for reference= UK Fan&

[UK Fan]

Has the AFC conducted any market research to gauge the interest/intent of it's members in attending SANFL matches? If so what does this indicate?

The survey on this site suggests up to 25% of current SANFL fans may "walk" if the reserves team eventuates. Even if this figure is overstated and only 10% "walk" does the AFC think it can replace these lost fans through increased attendances?

The Adelaide Football club has never asked for its members wants/desires and we aren't about to start now# Our plan is to; continue to inform supporters what they want to match our needs$ our administration feels it works easier / UK Fan

[Apachebulldog]

Hey UK Fan maybe you can answer my questions the other bloke on the other thread cannot.

Will Crow members/parasites get in for free at SANFL games whilst us die hards will have to pay top dollar ????

Will the AFC underwrite the clubs losses if this escapade goes pearshaped.

Financially how much will the AFC be able to pay to each club for the privledge of having their second rate side playing in the second best comp in Oz ???

Where will the top up players come from ??????

There are too many ???????????????????????????????

[UK Fan]

Will the Adelaide Crows be requesting that all their reserves games (if possible) be played at or near the same time as the AFL side?

Its not in our immediate plans Our promise is we would only change our stance if our administration thought we could make money out of it $. UK Fan

[UK Fan]

Hey UK Fan maybe you can answer my questions the other bloke on the other thread cannot.

Will Crow members/parasites get in for free at SANFL games whilst us die hards will have to pay top dollar ????

Will the AFC underwrite the clubs losses if this escapade goes pearshaped.

Financially how much will the AFC be able to pay to each club for the privledge of having their second rate side playing in the second best comp in Oz ???

Where will the top up players come from ??????

There are too many ???????????????????????????????

Yes crows fans will get in for free but only if they pay an additional £25 to us for their season ticket £ Studies show 85% of our support are on an old age pension anyway so the loss to SANFL clubs we feel will be minimal.

We would like to underwrite all losses incurred by SANFL clubs but essentially they approved our crap plan so they have to accept the responsibility.

We are offering each club $50k and a night with Rod Chapmans missus!! Kurt Slaven negotiated the latter. UK Fan$

[dedja]

Will the Crows blue rinse set be able to reserve grandstand seats with their crochet cushions?

[Apachebulldog]

Thanks UK fan for the prompt response to my questions my mind is now at ease much appreciated !!!!!

[Apachebulldog]

Hey UK Fan will the Crow/parasites be allowed to bring a bucket of Chardonay to game ??????

[holden78]

Will all 8 SANFL club members be provided with Gayfl showbags upon ground entry that include a large jar of 'vass' to 'soften the blow' for next season's farce games?

[Magpiespower]

Will the Crows Courtesy Golf Cart be available to ferry suporters through the car-park at suburban grounds?

[UK Fan]

Will the Crows blue rinse set be able to reserve grandstand seats with their crochet cushions?

No we don't want our members receiving benefits at SANFL they won't receive at Adelaide Oval>UK Fan&

[UK Fan]

Will all 8 SANFL club members be provided with Gayfl showbags upon ground entry that include a large jar of 'vass' to 'soften the blow' for next season's farce games?

Yes these bags will be complimentary for an optional $3 on top of normal admission|

You will also receive a free ticket to the first port vs crows "showdown" in SANFL so we can claim we [/color]dominate your market///$&6UK Fan.

[UK Fan]

Will the Crows Courtesy Golf Cart be available to ferry suporters through the car-park at suburban grounds?

Yes at all SANFL fixtures kids will be able to go on a cart ride for "$50" The upkeep costs will come out of SANFL clubs marketing budget)UK Fan

[sjt]

Uk fan, I think dogmatic has a good idea in the q&a with Afc thread (see my last post). Do you see much downside in the idea? What are the negatives for the sanfl?

[holden78]

Will you provide a designated showdown area for the Rebel 8 teams supporters to assemble and enjoy the day protesting, singing, chanting and consoling each other over their Boards' treachery/ prostitution of our comp's history and integrity

[Apachebulldog]

What will happen if SANFL die hards boycott these games and no one attends ????

[UK Fan]

Will you provide a designated showdown area for the Rebel 8 teams supporters to assemble and enjoy the day protesting, singing, chanting and consoling each other over their Boards' treachery/ prostitution of our comp's history and integrity

Yes corporate boxes @ a discounted price for SANFL members of $3500 per SANFL showdown. Exciting times ahead no>>> UK Fan.

[UK Fan]

What will happen if SANFL die hards boycott these games and no one attends ????

Our focus is player developement we categorically do not and will not care about SANFL crowds

Quote me!!! UK Fan.

[holden78]

Will you provide a designated showdown area for the Rebel 8 teams supporters to assemble and enjoy the day protesting, singing, chanting and consoling each other over their Boards' treachery/ prostitution of our comp's history and integrity

Yes corporate boxes @ a discounted price for SANFL members of $1500 per SANFL showdown.

That's not bad, if we all chip in a few dollars to cover the wreckage bills, that's a winner!
Do you offer insurance for our Norwood and Sturt brothers to indulge in, god love em