WORST Australian Test XI ever.

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WORST Australian Test XI ever.

Postby Failed Creation » Thu Oct 24, 2013 5:30 pm

I thought (if it hasn't already been done) this might be a fun idea. It can consist of any player who has played at least 1 Test, not just one side of a particular era.

I'll start.

FC2's F**ked Up XI

Wayne N. Phillips
Mike Veletta
Rob Quiney
Dirk Wellham (c)
Trevor Chappell
Glenn Maxwell
Shaun Young
Greg Dyer (wk, cheating prick)
Paul Wilson
Chris Matthews
Bryce McGain
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Re: WORST Australian Test XI ever.

Postby stampy » Thu Oct 24, 2013 5:41 pm

dan cullen would be 12th?
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Re: WORST Australian Test XI ever.

Postby stampy » Thu Oct 24, 2013 5:43 pm

wally edwards, and ken eastwood would give waggy a fight for an opening spot
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Re: WORST Australian Test XI ever.

Postby Failed Creation » Thu Oct 24, 2013 6:03 pm

stampy wrote:wally edwards, and ken eastwood would give waggy a fight for an opening spot


I was torn between Phillips and Eastwood for an opening spot, as they both came in under similar circumstances (eg. replacing a long-standing, respected member of the side).
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Re: WORST Australian Test XI ever.

Postby Jim05 » Thu Oct 24, 2013 6:52 pm

Needs more Scott Muller
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Re: WORST Australian Test XI ever.

Postby GWW » Thu Oct 24, 2013 6:55 pm

Jim Higgs can be 12th man for his proficiency in fielding.
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Re: WORST Australian Test XI ever.

Postby Failed Creation » Thu Oct 24, 2013 8:29 pm

Jim05 wrote:Needs more Scott Muller


#-o I forgot about him... He'd be in the squad, that's for sure.
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Re: WORST Australian Test XI ever.

Postby Dogwatcher » Thu Oct 24, 2013 8:47 pm

Roy Park - one test. Faced one ball, duck.
Bowled one over, hit for nine runs.
His wife apparently missed his innings, dropping her knitting as he faced up.
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Re: WORST Australian Test XI ever.

Postby Dogwatcher » Thu Oct 24, 2013 8:49 pm

I think if you go back to the very earliest sides, there were some shocking selections.

There was a bloke selected as a wicketkeeper who they only found out he'd never kept before once they were on the boat.
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Re: WORST Australian Test XI ever.

Postby Dogwatcher » Thu Oct 24, 2013 8:57 pm

Just noticed this on Wiki:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Australia_ ... icket_team

Check out Australia's current Test captain. You'll find it in the box on the right hand side.
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Re: WORST Australian Test XI ever.

Postby Dogwatcher » Thu Oct 24, 2013 9:07 pm

Dogwatcher wrote:I think if you go back to the very earliest sides, there were some shocking selections.

There was a bloke selected as a wicketkeeper who they only found out he'd never kept before once they were on the boat.


His name was Kenneth Burn - a Tasmanian.
Two Tests.

Sorry, FC but he trumps Greg Dyer.
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Re: WORST Australian Test XI ever.

Postby The Dark Knight » Thu Oct 24, 2013 9:49 pm

Dogwatcher wrote:Just noticed this on Wiki:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Australia_ ... icket_team

Check out Australia's current Test captain. You'll find it in the box on the right hand side.

Good old Wikipedia! That's gold
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Re: WORST Australian Test XI ever.

Postby Rik E Boy » Sun Oct 27, 2013 3:27 pm

Wellham scored a century on debut so surely there are others for his spot.

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Re: WORST Australian Test XI ever.

Postby Failed Creation » Sun Oct 27, 2013 4:10 pm

Good call.

We could make it a collaborative effort, with the only criteria being that the lineup contains no players who have scored Test centuries or taken 5 wickets in an innings at Test level.

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Re: WORST Australian Test XI ever.

Postby daysofourlives » Sun Oct 27, 2013 7:30 pm

Plenty of challengers for bowling birth's Peter George playe a test didnt he?
The left arm chinaman from NSW cant remember his name
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Re: WORST Australian Test XI ever.

Postby Failed Creation » Sun Oct 27, 2013 7:47 pm

daysofourlives wrote:Plenty of challengers for bowling birth's Peter George playe a test didnt he?
The left arm chinaman from NSW cant remember his name


Casson?
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Re: WORST Australian Test XI ever.

Postby Jim05 » Sun Oct 27, 2013 8:00 pm

Peter Mcintyre, Greg Campbell, Shaun Young
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Re: WORST Australian Test XI ever.

Postby Failed Creation » Sun Oct 27, 2013 8:06 pm

Jim05 wrote:Peter Mcintyre, Greg Campbell, Shaun Young


I'd say McIntyre wasn't bad for a 3rd or 4th choice spinner at the time... at least they had depth back then.
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Re: WORST Australian Test XI ever.

Postby helicopterking » Mon Oct 28, 2013 5:59 am

daysofourlives wrote:Plenty of challengers for bowling birth's Peter George playe a test didnt he?
The left arm chinaman from NSW cant remember his name


I'd be happy with 1 test wicket being Sachin Tendulkar
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Re: WORST Australian Test XI ever.

Postby daysofourlives » Mon Oct 28, 2013 10:00 am

helicopterking wrote:
daysofourlives wrote:Plenty of challengers for bowling birth's Peter George playe a test didnt he?
The left arm chinaman from NSW cant remember his name


I'd be happy with 1 test wicket being Sachin Tendulkar


Mark Taylor also has a test wicket
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