Damn you auto correct.

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Re: Damn you auto correct.

Postby MightyEagles » Mon Mar 03, 2014 10:38 am

-----Can u come in today for just a few hours? Everyone called in today.
Maybe in about an hour or so. I gonna finish my cocaine then massturbait everything and shower.
----I'm not sure what to say to that.
COOKING not cocaine and PACK UP not masturbait
Autocorrect sucks.
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Re: Damn you auto correct.

Postby MightyEagles » Tue Mar 04, 2014 10:12 am

Guess what I found baby Hayley
Crotchless panties
----WHAATTT?!?!? U want ur 6 mo. GRANDDAUGHTER to wear CROTCHLESS PANTIES?!?
Oh my gosh, I meant CAMO PANTS...ew, how did that end up as crotchless panties?
---Ugh, I was about to disown u!! LOL
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Re: Damn you auto correct.

Postby Psyber » Tue Mar 04, 2014 4:49 pm

A friend sent me this one:
A man received a text from his neighbour:

"Sorry, I have been using your wife day and night.
I am using when you are not home.
In fact I am using more than you are.
I confess this because now I feel guilty.
Hope you accept my sincere apologies".

The man shot his wife.

A few minutes later, he received another message :
"Sorry, damn predictive text - wifi not wife".
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Re: Damn you auto correct.

Postby Groover » Tue Mar 04, 2014 4:54 pm

Psyber wrote:A friend sent me this one:
A man received a text from his neighbour:

"Sorry, I have been using your wife day and night.
I am using when you are not home.
In fact I am using more than you are.
I confess this because now I feel guilty.
Hope you accept my sincere apologies".

The man shot his wife.

A few minutes later, he received another message :
"Sorry, damn predictive text - wifi not wife".


And the man who received this texts name was Oscar Pistorius

(would probably be a better story for his defence then the one he currently has)
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Re: Damn you auto correct.

Postby MightyEagles » Wed Mar 05, 2014 10:34 am

----Hey, how do use co@ks slap on these iPhones?
----Ugh
----Co@ks lap
----Cap licks
----F@#k
----Caps lock!!!
----F@#king phone
What.
-----Forget it my phone is postal today.
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Re: Damn you auto correct.

Postby MightyEagles » Thu Mar 06, 2014 10:15 am

my house smells like caramel and cunnil*******s.
s@@t I mean oral sex...damn you auto correct.
----Lmfao!! Holy s@@t
that's embarrassing\I think you know where this is going
oh no... DAMNYOUAUTOCORRECT.COM?
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Re: Damn you auto correct.

Postby MightyEagles » Fri Mar 07, 2014 10:02 am

----What do you want to do for the boys Eater baskets?
I'm ok with whatever. We have some caskets and eggs I think under the house we can use.
Baskets
:)
----I think the casket might be over doing the whole resurrection thing.
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Re: Damn you auto correct.

Postby scoob » Fri Mar 07, 2014 12:24 pm

I wrote a text the other day and it wrote them instead of then
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Re: Damn you auto correct.

Postby HH3 » Fri Mar 07, 2014 12:30 pm

scoob wrote:I wrote a text the other day and it wrote them instead of then


Bullshit!

Im crying here! :lol:
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Re: Damn you auto correct.

Postby scoob » Fri Mar 07, 2014 12:42 pm

HH3 wrote:
scoob wrote:I wrote a text the other day and it wrote them instead of then


Bullshit!

Im crying here! :lol:


I find it's always the legit personal ones that are the funniest
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Re: Damn you auto correct.

Postby Johno6 » Fri Mar 07, 2014 12:55 pm

the other day, I wrote duck instead of ****
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Re: Damn you auto correct.

Postby woodublieve12 » Fri Mar 07, 2014 12:57 pm

the other day my phone typed wide instead of wife!!! 8-[
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Re: Damn you auto correct.

Postby HH3 » Fri Mar 07, 2014 1:03 pm

Yesterday instead of writing, "love you" on the end of my message, it sent my missus a picture of my dick.

True story. Happened twice yesterday....
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Re: Damn you auto correct.

Postby Johno6 » Fri Mar 07, 2014 1:55 pm

is that because your dick is the same size as a full stop?
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Re: Damn you auto correct.

Postby valleys07 » Fri Mar 07, 2014 3:15 pm

:lol:
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Re: Damn you auto correct.

Postby scoob » Fri Mar 07, 2014 3:29 pm

The other day i wrote a text saying this thread is cool... autocorrected to thats bullshit
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Re: Damn you auto correct.

Postby Johno6 » Fri Mar 07, 2014 3:35 pm

my auto correct wont even let me post in the nurse desk top thread.
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Re: Damn you auto correct.

Postby HH3 » Fri Mar 07, 2014 3:51 pm

Johno6 wrote:is that because your dick is the same size as a full stop?


More of a half stop...
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Re: Damn you auto correct.

Postby Johno6 » Fri Mar 07, 2014 4:00 pm

I think she should invest in one of these


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Re: Damn you auto correct.

Postby MightyEagles » Sat Mar 08, 2014 10:44 am

My cat licked my nipple and it turned yellow :/
----HAHAHAHAHAHAh omg your autocorrect is so funny.
It was not auto correct. I'm serious. My nipple is like all yellow.
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