Went out with a nurse once.
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Nurses (desk calendar) Jokes, Antidotes, etc (no pics)
Re: Nurses (desk calendar) Jokes, Antidotes, etc (no pics)
by Magpiespower » Tue Jan 07, 2014 11:16 am
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Re: Nurses (desk calendar) Jokes, Antidotes, etc (no pics)
by MightyEagles » Wed Jan 08, 2014 10:00 am
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Re: Nurses (desk calendar) Jokes, Antidotes, etc (no pics)
by MightyEagles » Thu Jan 09, 2014 9:38 am
A pessimist, they say, sees a glass of water as being half empty, an optimist sees the same glass as half full. But a giving person sees a glass of watrer and starts looking for someone who might be thirsty.
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Re: Nurses (desk calendar) Jokes, Antidotes, etc (no pics)
by beeroclock » Thu Jan 09, 2014 5:05 pm
Magpiespower wrote:Went out with a nurse once.
She was a bisexual freak!
Pity she was such a headcase...
Had to be a downfall.
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Re: Nurses (desk calendar) Jokes, Antidotes, etc (no pics)
by MightyEagles » Fri Jan 10, 2014 9:36 am
Novels for Nurses: The Healer's War by Elizabeth Ann Scarborough
Kathleen McCulley, a nurse on a tour of duty at China Beach in Vietnam, deals not only with healing with battle wounds of soldiers but also her own ambivalence toward the enemy, the racism of her charges, and her own personal battles. While the novel is set on the field of battle, nurses in any profession will recognize the courage it takes to keep it together in such a stressful situation
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Kathleen McCulley, a nurse on a tour of duty at China Beach in Vietnam, deals not only with healing with battle wounds of soldiers but also her own ambivalence toward the enemy, the racism of her charges, and her own personal battles. While the novel is set on the field of battle, nurses in any profession will recognize the courage it takes to keep it together in such a stressful situation
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Total - P 2671 W 1183 L 1457 D 32 W% 44.88
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Re: Nurses (desk calendar)
by daysofourlives » Fri Jan 10, 2014 1:00 pm
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Understatement of the year!!
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Re: Nurses (desk calendar) Jokes, Antidotes, etc (no pics)
by MightyEagles » Sat Jan 11, 2014 9:51 am
A woman develops a terrible rash over her body. Her nurse advises taking a milk bath every day until the rash is gone. The next day, the woman informs her milkman that she needs a hundred quarts of milk. "Why so many?" asks the milkman. Ï have this terrible rash, and I need to take a milk bath every day until I'm cured," says the woman to the milkman, "Do you want it pasteurized?" "No," says the woman, Ï just want it up to my chin."
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Re: Nurses (desk calendar) Jokes, Antidotes, etc (no pics)
by MightyEagles » Mon Jan 13, 2014 9:49 am
A pessimist's blood type is always B negative.
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Total - P 2671 W 1183 L 1457 D 32 W% 44.88
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Re: Nurses (desk calendar) Jokes, Antidotes, etc (no pics)
by MightyEagles » Tue Jan 14, 2014 9:24 am
Compassion brings us to a stop, and for a moment we rise about ourselves.
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Eagles - P 528 W 320 L 205 D 3 W% 60.89
WFC - P 575 W 160 L 411 D 4 W% 28.17
WTFC - P 1568 W 702 L 841 D 25 W% 45.56
Total - P 2671 W 1183 L 1457 D 32 W% 44.88
3 Flags - 1 Club
Eagles - P 528 W 320 L 205 D 3 W% 60.89
WFC - P 575 W 160 L 411 D 4 W% 28.17
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Re: Nurses (desk calendar) Jokes, Antidotes, etc (no pics)
by abber » Tue Jan 14, 2014 3:54 pm
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Re: Nurses (desk calendar) Jokes, Antidotes, etc (no pics)
by beeroclock » Wed Jan 15, 2014 3:56 am
abber wrote:Practical advice
It's like the joke.
Guy gets sick of his missus whinging about morning sickness.
Gets to the point where he reminds her that it's her own fault that she was pregnant.
He wanted to f##k her arse that night but she wouldn't let him.
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Re: Nurses (desk calendar) Jokes, Antidotes, etc (no pics)
by MightyEagles » Wed Jan 15, 2014 9:15 am
Have you ever noticed an increase in "unusual" patients during the full moon? If so, watch out for these dates in 2014; January 15, February 14, March 16, April 15 May 14, June 13, July 12, August 10, September 8, October 8, November 6, and December 6.
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Total - P 2671 W 1183 L 1457 D 32 W% 44.88
3 Flags - 1 Club
Eagles - P 528 W 320 L 205 D 3 W% 60.89
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Re: Nurses (desk calendar) Jokes, Antidotes, etc (no pics)
by MightyEagles » Thu Jan 16, 2014 10:16 am
It is amazing what you can accomplish if you do not care who gets the credit.
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Re: Nurses (desk calendar) Jokes, Antidotes, etc (no pics)
by scoob » Thu Jan 16, 2014 2:16 pm
WTF is this sh!t...
Re: Nurses (desk calendar) Jokes, Antidotes, etc (no pics)
by The Sleeping Giant » Thu Jan 16, 2014 3:52 pm
A new Wtf everyday
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Re: Nurses (desk calendar) Jokes, Antidotes, etc (no pics)
by MightyEagles » Fri Jan 17, 2014 9:27 am
The Art of the Chart
Patient is nonverbal, noncommunicative, and offers no complaints.
Patient is nonverbal, noncommunicative, and offers no complaints.
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Re: Nurses (desk calendar) Jokes, Antidotes, etc (no pics)
by MightyEagles » Sat Jan 18, 2014 9:54 am
Nursing has definitely made me the person I am today. I feel that I have learned so much more from my patients and students than I have ever given to them. It has made me humble and grateful. I've laughed and cried with their experiences. It is hard to just pick one memorable moment because it is the big and small daily happenings that make nursing such a rewarding profession.
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Total - P 2671 W 1183 L 1457 D 32 W% 44.88
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Eagles - P 528 W 320 L 205 D 3 W% 60.89
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Re: Nurses (desk calendar) Jokes, Antidotes, etc (no pics)
by MightyEagles » Mon Jan 20, 2014 3:51 pm
Patient flirting can be uncomfortable, but sometimes it's just lain cute. An eighty-six-year-old patient said to his twenty-five-year-old nurse, If I were twelve years younger, I'd ask you out!"
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Total - P 2671 W 1183 L 1457 D 32 W% 44.88
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Eagles - P 528 W 320 L 205 D 3 W% 60.89
WFC - P 575 W 160 L 411 D 4 W% 28.17
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Re: Nurses (desk calendar) Jokes, Antidotes, etc (no pics)
by MightyEagles » Tue Jan 21, 2014 10:05 am
Save one life ... and your a hero. Save one hundred lives ... and you are a nurse.
WOOOOO, Premiers 1993, 2006 and 2011!
Eagles - P 528 W 320 L 205 D 3 W% 60.89
WFC - P 575 W 160 L 411 D 4 W% 28.17
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Total - P 2671 W 1183 L 1457 D 32 W% 44.88
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Eagles - P 528 W 320 L 205 D 3 W% 60.89
WFC - P 575 W 160 L 411 D 4 W% 28.17
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Re: Nurses (desk calendar) Jokes, Antidotes, etc (no pics)
by scoob » Tue Jan 21, 2014 11:19 am
Mods - Can this be canned yet?
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