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Dan Worrall the penis enthusiast

Postby Coach Bombay » Tue Mar 18, 2014 5:39 pm

Dan Worrall has been suspended by the SACA for scrathing a penis and balls into the pitch at Toorak Park during lady weeks futures match against Victoria.
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Re: Dan Worrall the penis enthusiast

Postby kneedeepinthehoopla » Tue Mar 18, 2014 9:00 pm

If nothing else, your use of the word 'enthusiast' is outstanding.
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Re: Dan Worrall the penis enthusiast

Postby RustyCage » Tue Mar 18, 2014 10:35 pm

I thought this was a joke at first hearing it, then I realised it wasn't April 1. As funny as it is, WADH!
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Re: Dan Worrall the penis enthusiast

Postby carey » Thu Mar 20, 2014 11:16 am

Gold
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Re: Dan Worrall the penis enthusiast

Postby bennymacca » Thu Mar 20, 2014 11:13 pm

#dictation
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Re: Dan Worrall the penis enthusiast

Postby Failed Creation » Fri Mar 21, 2014 3:37 pm

**** me, it's one of the worst dick 'drawings' I've ever seen. Worrall really cocked it up, and now he's going to have to cop it on the chin.
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Re: Dan Worrall the penis enthusiast

Postby heater31 » Fri Mar 21, 2014 3:50 pm

Failed Creation wrote:**** me, it's one of the worst dick 'drawings' I've ever seen. Worrall really cocked it up, and now he's going to have to cop it on the chin.


Have you ever tried to draw a cock and balls with your foot before? ;)
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Re: Dan Worrall the penis enthusiast

Postby bennymacca » Fri Mar 21, 2014 4:05 pm

i thought it was a pretty decent effort with your spikes
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Re: Dan Worrall the penis enthusiast

Postby Footy Smart » Fri Mar 21, 2014 4:09 pm

heater31 wrote:
Failed Creation wrote:**** me, it's one of the worst dick 'drawings' I've ever seen. Worrall really cocked it up, and now he's going to have to cop it on the chin.


Have you ever tried to draw a cock and balls with your foot before? ;)


Apparently this was done after the last ball before drinks.... SA took the last wicket of the game first ball after drinks.... if he waited 5 minutes the game would have been over and he would be playing this week :lol:
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Re: Dan Worrall the penis enthusiast

Postby Failed Creation » Fri Mar 21, 2014 4:11 pm

heater31 wrote:
Failed Creation wrote:**** me, it's one of the worst dick 'drawings' I've ever seen. Worrall really cocked it up, and now he's going to have to cop it on the chin.


Have you ever tried to draw a cock and balls with your foot before? ;)


No, but I've drawn one with my mouth... a mate's bucks night game.
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Re: Dan Worrall the penis enthusiast

Postby BoundaryRider84 » Fri Mar 21, 2014 4:31 pm

Footy Smart wrote:
heater31 wrote:
Failed Creation wrote:**** me, it's one of the worst dick 'drawings' I've ever seen. Worrall really cocked it up, and now he's going to have to cop it on the chin.


Have you ever tried to draw a cock and balls with your foot before? ;)


Apparently this was done after the last ball before drinks.... SA took the last wicket of the game first ball after drinks.... if he waited 5 minutes the game would have been over and he would be playing this week :lol:


Being used for a grade grand final last weekend, so apparently he wouldn't have been okay mate
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Re: Dan Worrall the penis enthusiast

Postby RustyCage » Fri Mar 21, 2014 6:41 pm

Failed Creation wrote:
heater31 wrote:
Failed Creation wrote:**** me, it's one of the worst dick 'drawings' I've ever seen. Worrall really cocked it up, and now he's going to have to cop it on the chin.


Have you ever tried to draw a cock and balls with your foot before? ;)


No, but I've drawn one with my mouth... a mate's bucks night game.


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