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Seinfeld Top 30

Postby Baron Greenback » Thu Mar 27, 2014 10:48 am

Me and a mate were discussing our favourite Seinfeld episodes last night and it got me to thinking about my all-time list.
Here's what I came up with:

30. The Parking Garage
Favourite bit: When Jerry and George come up with the same reason for public urination.

29. The Pez Dispenser
Favourite bit: But I have hand!!!

28. The Parking Space
Favourite bit: When Jerry confronts Mike about the phony call.

27. The Chinese Woman
Favourite bit: Ridicurous

26. The Masseuse
Favourite bit: Where Jerry desperately tries to force his g/f to give him a massage.

25. The Burning
Favourite bit: George going out on a high note.

24. The Dealership
Favourite bit: George going nuts over his lost Twix bar.

23. The Opposite
Favourite bit: Kramer's ill-fated appearance on Regis & Kathie-Lee.

22. The Busboy
Favourite bit: George's awkward attempts to make the busboy feel better.

21. The Fire
Favourite bit: George's lack of regard for anyone's safety when fleeing the fire.

20. The Comeback
Favourite bit: Jerry's tennis match with Milos.

19. The Voice
Favourite bit: Hellllllllloooooooooooooo!

18. The Race
Favourite bit: Constant references to Superman.

17. The Heart Attack
Favourite bit: Jerry's reaction when Elaine busts him suffocating George.

16. The Opera
Favourite bit: Kramer's interaction with Joe Davola.

15. The Chinese Restaurant
Favourite bit: Seinfeld, table for four!

14. The Butter Shave
Favourite bit: When Newman gets Kramer to hold the parsley.

13. The Junior Mint
Favourite bit: George's up and down reaction to Roy's condition.

12. The Serenity Now
Favourite bit: Anytown, USA.

11. The Limo
Favourite bit: Kramer's basketball attempt.

10. The Airport
Favourite bit: Jerry and Kramer showing Elaine and George how to run in the airport.

9. The Bubble Boy
Favourite bit: MOOPS!

8. The Outing
Favourite bit: The man on man massage at the hospital, the opposite of what happens in the contest.

7. The Non-Fat Yoghurt
Favourite bit: You fat f*ck.

6. The Boyfriend
Favourite bit: The reenactment of the spitting incident with Keith Hernandez.

5. The Soup Nazi
Favourite bit: Jambalaya!

4. The Little Kicks
Favourite bit: Hard to go past Elaine's dancing.

3. The Library
Favourite bit: Bookman's harrassment of Jerry.

2. The Contest
Favourite bit: Kramer's declaration that he's out of the contest.

1. The Merv Griffin Show
Favourite bit: Jerry and George playing with his girlfriend's toys while she's drugged up.
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Re: Seinfeld Top 30

Postby GWW » Thu Mar 27, 2014 12:45 pm

Needs more Newman I reckon.
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Re: Seinfeld Top 30

Postby Wedgie » Thu Mar 27, 2014 12:54 pm

The dialogs about the Marine Biologist and at the rent a car place for me.
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Re: Seinfeld Top 30

Postby HH3 » Thu Mar 27, 2014 12:57 pm

The one where Elaine pretends to be someone in the crowd at one of Jerrys shows, and talks dirty on the recording. When George finds out it drives him crazy.
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Re: Seinfeld Top 30

Postby westcoastpanther » Thu Mar 27, 2014 12:59 pm

Kenny's chicken last night was a beauty!!
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Re: Seinfeld Top 30

Postby woodublieve12 » Thu Mar 27, 2014 1:08 pm

westcoastpanther wrote:Kenny's chicken last night was a beauty!!

that's one of my all time faves...
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Re: Seinfeld Top 30

Postby Q. » Thu Mar 27, 2014 2:22 pm

Stellaaaaa!
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Re: Seinfeld Top 30

Postby Baron Greenback » Thu Mar 27, 2014 3:57 pm

GWW wrote:Needs more Newman I reckon.


Love Newman. Wish he was in the show more often.

Actually one episode I missed was the one where Jerry was sleeping with the wife of a guy in a coma.
Newman is brilliant in that one.
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Re: Seinfeld Top 30

Postby Hefty » Thu Mar 27, 2014 4:50 pm

The episode with "Jimmy" in it.

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Re: Seinfeld Top 30

Postby The Sleeping Giant » Thu Mar 27, 2014 5:43 pm

Q. wrote:Stellaaaaa!


Yes that one.
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Re: Seinfeld Top 30

Postby JK » Thu Mar 27, 2014 6:45 pm

woodublieve12 wrote:
westcoastpanther wrote:Kenny's chicken last night was a beauty!!

that's one of my all time faves...


Yep same!

That one, the Merv Griffen Show and The Bet for mine but I'll gladly watch any episode.
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Re: Seinfeld Top 30

Postby GWW » Thu Mar 27, 2014 7:27 pm

Newman and Kramer travelling interstate to the can and bottle recycling place, with JFK's golf clubs is classic.

Lloyd Braun episode was good too. As was the granny and the loaf of bread.

And the TV guide, and the game of pool between Mr Costanza and Kramer.
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Re: Seinfeld Top 30

Postby Ron Burgundy » Thu Mar 27, 2014 10:29 pm

Can honestly say I've never watched an episode. Might download that list and have a look BG.
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Re: Seinfeld Top 30

Postby gadj1976 » Thu Mar 27, 2014 10:51 pm

I still think a moment of brilliance was the phone call Jerry got in one episode from a call centre. He asks for their home number and when the guys says no, he says something like "now you know I feel". Very good.

The other one was the mohair jumper/alleged drug sniffing accountant where Kramer drinks the beer while smoking a cigarette. Mr Cool!
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Re: Seinfeld Top 30

Postby The Sleeping Giant » Fri Mar 28, 2014 1:48 am

GWW wrote:Newman and Kramer travelling interstate to the can and bottle cycling place, with JFK's golf clubs is classic.


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Re: Seinfeld Top 30

Postby JK » Fri Mar 28, 2014 9:11 am

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Re: Seinfeld Top 30

Postby woodublieve12 » Fri Mar 28, 2014 9:50 am

westcoastpanther wrote:Kenny's chicken last night was a beauty!!

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Re: Seinfeld Top 30

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Re: Seinfeld Top 30

Postby Baron Greenback » Fri Mar 28, 2014 11:47 am

gadj1976 wrote:I still think a moment of brilliance was the phone call Jerry got in one episode from a call centre. He asks for their home number and when the guys says no, he says something like "now you know I feel". Very good.

The other one was the mohair jumper/alleged drug sniffing accountant where Kramer drinks the beer while smoking a cigarette. Mr Cool!


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Re: Seinfeld Top 30

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