Problems

[Dog_ger]

What is your problem in todays life?

[Dog_ger]

Ok. I have a great life.

1. I love my problem x 10.

My 96 year old dad has moved in.

It's been 3 years now.

There seems to always be something wrong, take me to a specialist.

2. I can never win x-lotto.

3. Centrals were disappointing in 2014.

4. Power ok.

5. Crows....

[Johno6]

I think my diabeties is screwing with my kidney and its causing me to wee every 10-15 mins.

[Spargo]

I never thought I'd see a thread compete with nurses anecdotes/damn you auto correct...

[Sheik Yerbouti]

Forgot to lift & chill my tulips from last year & they haven't come up this season.

[dedja]

premature ejaculation ... pisses me off no end

[Johno6]

I have a mole on my shoulder that grows a long hair on it, no matter how many times I remove the hair it grows back

[HH3]

My beard is too good and healthy, so now Im getting free stuff, and chicks perving, which isn't great when out with the missus.

[Footy Chick]

My beard is too good and healthy, so now Im getting free stuff, and chicks perving, which isn't great when out with the missus.

I think you're imagining things.

I hope that "free stuff" is packets of razors

[HH3]

My beard is too good and healthy, so now Im getting free stuff, and chicks perving, which isn't great when out with the missus.

I think you're imagining things.

I hope that "free stuff" is packets of razors

I have received two free coffees from two different places, as well as extra things in my orders at various take away establishments, which is a double freeby, coz the **** usually forget stuff.

#beardlyf

PS...I tried to trim it last night, and the electric shaver thing nearly broke...it was a sign...

[Johno6]

maybe they thought you were homeless?

[HH3]

I've been called many things because of my beard....and "homeless" is a close 2nd to the most common one.

[heater31]

I've been called many things because of my beard....and "homeless" is a close 2nd to the most common one.

Hipster the other one


Maybe I need to increase the length of mine coz I get none of this shit happening to me....

[HH3]

I've been called many things because of my beard....and "homeless" is a close 2nd to the most common one.

Hipster the other one


Maybe I need to increase the length of mine coz I get none of this shit happening to me....

Nah only been called a hipster by my boss, but ive had some sort of "beard" for the last 4 years, so dunno what that dickheads talking about.

The main one is some version of "extremist"...especially since I got a haircut. I should probably stop walking around with an AK slung over my shoulder...

[Johno6]

all this beard talk gives me the shits..........
its make me very jealous as a 30 year old man who is still to hit puberty.

[woodublieve12]

all this beard talk gives me the shits..........
its make me very jealous as a 30 year old man who is still to hit puberty.

could've been worse johno I started to go grey when I was 19!!! I try to convince myself that its not so bad and Richard gere and George Clooney went grey early and i'm just as good looking as those blokes. But then I stroll past a mirror and realise I talk a lot of sh*t

[woodublieve12]

oh and I also can't grow any sort of respectable beard actually it's down right offensive!!

[Johno6]

all this beard talk gives me the shits..........
its make me very jealous as a 30 year old man who is still to hit puberty.

could've been worse johno I started to go grey when I was 19!!! I try to convince myself that its not so bad and Richard gere and George Clooney went grey early and i'm just as good looking as those blokes. But then I stroll past a mirror and realise I talk a lot of sh*t

my missus makes me put blonde in my hair to hide the greys..................


I have the face of a 12 year old boy,
the body of a 16 year old girl
and the hearing of an 80 year old man

[woodublieve12]

all this beard talk gives me the shits..........
its make me very jealous as a 30 year old man who is still to hit puberty.

could've been worse johno I started to go grey when I was 19!!! I try to convince myself that its not so bad and Richard gere and George Clooney went grey early and i'm just as good looking as those blokes. But then I stroll past a mirror and realise I talk a lot of sh*t

my missus makes me put blonde in my hair to hide the greys..................


I have the face of a 12 year old boy,
the body of a 16 year old girl
and the hearing of an 80 year old man

i'm to far gone on the greys and i'd actually cop more flack if I put a rinse through it now then if I leave it

[HH3]

all this beard talk gives me the shits..........
its make me very jealous as a 30 year old man who is still to hit puberty.

could've been worse johno I started to go grey when I was 19!!! I try to convince myself that its not so bad and Richard gere and George Clooney went grey early and i'm just as good looking as those blokes. But then I stroll past a mirror and realise I talk a lot of sh*t

my missus makes me put blonde in my hair to hide the greys..................


I have the face of a 12 year old boy,
the body of a 16 year old girl
and the hearing of an 80 year old man

how you doin'?