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Postby Lightning McQueen » Thu Jun 11, 2015 11:03 am

To save the Carlton thread from being ambushed, place some "play on words" headlines in here.

ie: Broomhead's clean sweep.
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Re: Headlines we'd love to see

Postby BZB27 » Thu Jun 11, 2015 11:22 am

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Postby Lightning McQueen » Thu Jun 11, 2015 11:24 am

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Postby Booney » Thu Jun 11, 2015 11:30 am

Tadhg "Far" Kennelly can play!
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Postby The Bedge » Thu Jun 11, 2015 12:25 pm

Booney wrote:Tadhg "Far" Kennelly can play!

HAHA! That's a ripper!
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Postby valleys07 » Thu Jun 11, 2015 12:49 pm

Booney wrote:Tadhg "Far" Kennelly can play!


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Postby Q. » Thu Jun 11, 2015 12:50 pm

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Postby Q. » Thu Jun 11, 2015 12:51 pm

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Postby Lightning McQueen » Thu Jun 11, 2015 12:55 pm

Seedsman digs deep?
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Postby Dogwatcher » Thu Jun 11, 2015 12:57 pm

The cleverest headlines are those where they're so obvious that you didn't think of them.

The one that always stands out in my mind is from when Callington was getting belted.

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Postby PatowalongaPirate » Thu Jun 11, 2015 1:19 pm

Gibbs cooks Pies.
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Postby HH3 » Thu Jun 11, 2015 1:30 pm

Norm Smith winner hard to Swallow
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Postby PatowalongaPirate » Thu Jun 11, 2015 1:33 pm

HH3 wrote:Norm Smith winner hard to Swallow


Was it Glass?
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Postby HH3 » Thu Jun 11, 2015 1:35 pm

Wells played, sir!
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Postby Lightning McQueen » Thu Jun 11, 2015 1:41 pm

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Postby JK » Thu Jun 11, 2015 1:45 pm

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Postby Spargo » Thu Jun 11, 2015 3:25 pm

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Postby The Bedge » Thu Jun 11, 2015 5:52 pm

Not a play on words, but Headlines i'd like to see:

"Carlton says no to Friday Night Football"
"Eddie McGuire admits AFL doesn't revolve around Collingwood"
"James Hird takes responsibility for part in ASADA drama"
"AFL "Experts" apologise to Hardwick after declaring him Dead Man Walking and Richmond no hope 4x weeks ago"
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Re: Headlines we'd love to see

Postby helicopterking » Thu Jun 11, 2015 6:09 pm

Goodes Retires
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Re: Headlines we'd love to see

Postby Spargo » Thu Jun 11, 2015 6:27 pm

helicopterking wrote:Goodes Retires

....quietly & without fanfare.
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