Things that give you the sh1ts

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Failed Creation » Sat Nov 16, 2013 2:04 am

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Squids wrote:Double leg cramps


Indeed. They're worse while you're sleeping too. That's not the way I want to be woken up.



Had a double header that was so bad I started spewing from the pain... In every direction. Bloody unpleasant!


Footy related injury?
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Failed Creation » Sat Nov 16, 2013 2:07 am

Ellen's dancing on her show gives me the shits.

I don't know what purpose it serves, and I don't know why the crowd get so into it. She's a really shitty dancer.

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby wristwatcher » Sat Nov 16, 2013 2:17 am

Failed Creation wrote:
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Squids wrote:Double leg cramps


Indeed. They're worse while you're sleeping too. That's not the way I want to be woken up.



Had a double header that was so bad I started spewing from the pain... In every direction. Bloody unpleasant!


Footy related injury?



Nope 2 day bender with very little water :oops:
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Failed Creation » Sat Nov 16, 2013 2:42 am

wristwatcher wrote:Nope 2 day bender with very little water :oops:


Ouch!!!

I once got a double header whilst giving the wife a cuddle... :oops:
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby mighty_tiger_79 » Sat Nov 16, 2013 8:49 am

Failed Creation wrote:Ellen's dancing on her show gives me the shits.

I don't know what purpose it serves, and I don't know why the crowd get so into it. She's a really shitty dancer.




the real issue is why you are watching Ellen??? :shock: :shock:
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Failed Creation » Sat Nov 16, 2013 10:41 am

mighty_tiger_79 wrote:
Failed Creation wrote:Ellen's dancing on her show gives me the shits.

I don't know what purpose it serves, and I don't know why the crowd get so into it. She's a really shitty dancer.




the real issue is why you are watching Ellen??? :shock: :shock:


Blame the wife... :oops:
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Squids » Sat Nov 16, 2013 12:46 pm

Only reason she has her own show is because he is a rug muncher, has no actual talent.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby RustyCage » Sun Nov 17, 2013 9:54 pm

Practicing reverse parallel parking...
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Footy Chick » Sun Nov 17, 2013 10:01 pm

Good luck with that - Ive been driving over 20 and still struggle with reverse parallel parking :lol:
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby helicopterking » Sun Nov 17, 2013 10:02 pm

Footy Chick wrote:Good luck with that - Ive been driving over 20 and still struggle with reverse parallel parking :lol:


It's a male only sorta thing.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby wristwatcher » Sun Nov 17, 2013 10:55 pm

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Footy Chick wrote:Good luck with that - Ive been driving over 20 and still struggle with reverse parallel parking :lol:


It's a male only sorta thing.



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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby woodublieve12 » Mon Nov 18, 2013 7:42 am

hospitality workers here wanting the tipping system here like the americans. Well when they drop the hourly rate to $5-$10 an hour like the americans i will consider it!!!!!!

Im not against tipping, i will happily tip here if the service is worthy of it.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Failed Creation » Mon Nov 18, 2013 9:57 am

woodublieve12 wrote:hospitality workers here wanting the tipping system here like the americans. Well when they drop the hourly rate to $5-$10 an hour like the americans i will consider it!!!!!!

Im not against tipping, i will happily tip here if the service is worthy of it.


That's exactly right.

The level of table service one gets in North America is often streets ahead of what we get here.

I'm not sure many (if any) wait/bar staff would want to give up such a large chunk of their wages, as it's going to take a while for it to become second nature to the public, and I'm not sure too many staff members would be overly confident in their customer service skills.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby JK » Mon Nov 18, 2013 11:15 am

Roadworks!

Im all for progress/development/improvement, whichever label you want to use, but 3+ years of constant roadworks is annoying as ****!!
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby helicopterking » Mon Nov 18, 2013 8:27 pm

The Eclipse Mint Ad.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Sploosh » Mon Nov 18, 2013 10:05 pm

Failed Creation wrote:
woodublieve12 wrote:hospitality workers here wanting the tipping system here like the americans. Well when they drop the hourly rate to $5-$10 an hour like the americans i will consider it!!!!!!

Im not against tipping, i will happily tip here if the service is worthy of it.


I went to a restaurant last week, and when paying by credit card at the end of the meal on their credit machine it came up with a screen saying "tip amount"... Darn cheeky, I thought.

If people start tipping regularly, I think bosses will just grab the chance to reduce wages.?...?
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Failed Creation » Mon Nov 18, 2013 10:07 pm

helicopterking wrote:The Eclipse Mint Ad.


This one?



If so, I wholeheartedly agree. Shithouse.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby helicopterking » Tue Nov 19, 2013 5:55 am

Failed Creation wrote:
helicopterking wrote:The Eclipse Mint Ad.


This one?



If so, I wholeheartedly agree. Shithouse.


As annoying as that one is, I was referring to the one where the bloke says " Hello".
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Psyber » Tue Nov 19, 2013 1:15 pm

Sploosh wrote: I went to a restaurant last week, and when paying by credit card at the end of the meal on their credit machine it came up with a screen saying "tip amount"... Darn cheeky, I thought. If people start tipping regularly, I think bosses will just grab the chance to reduce wages.?...?

The "Tip amount" provision on credit card slips has been around for while - I just put a line through it.
I imagine some restaurant owners who come here from overseas would like to bring on the US style system of a low base wage and relying on tips to make a living, but I'm certainly opposed to it. At the same time while minimum wages are regulated I don't think staff or owners here should be pushing for tips as well.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby The Sleeping Giant » Tue Nov 19, 2013 2:02 pm

I normally leave a tip if the service and food has been good. But that's the kind of guy I am.
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