Things that give you the sh1ts

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Booney » Wed Dec 18, 2013 9:42 am

Mr Beefy wrote:is "sack chuck FFS" part of pop culture?


No, that's "cock culture".
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby scoob » Wed Dec 18, 2013 11:11 am

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cracka wrote:People who are too lazy to take their shopping trolley to the rack & just leave it in the car park.


Thats why they employ the kids and the dropkicks - to go and collect them



How is your job going? ;)


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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Spargo » Wed Dec 18, 2013 3:28 pm

The heat - it can faark off already!
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Footy Chick » Wed Dec 18, 2013 3:32 pm

Spargo wrote:The heat - it can faark off already!


amen! Locky just posted on FB that Broken HIll have closed some roads because the bitumen is melting due to the heat.

Bugger that!
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby HH3 » Wed Dec 18, 2013 3:35 pm

Ive been quite comfortable under this aircon vent all day, Spargo. Haven't even noticed the heat except for people coming in covered in sweat.

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Squids » Wed Dec 18, 2013 4:07 pm

******* CARS THAT ******* BREAK DOWN IN 40 DEGREE WEATHER CAUSING SQUIDS TO WAIT IN THE ******* HEAT FOR THE RAA THEN THE TOW TRUCK CARS CAN GO AND GET ****** AND SO CAN THE SUN
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Footy Chick » Wed Dec 18, 2013 4:27 pm

Squids wrote:******* CARS THAT ******* BREAK DOWN IN 40 DEGREE WEATHER CAUSING SQUIDS TO WAIT IN THE ******* HEAT FOR THE RAA



This is why you should always be nice to me ;)

*disclaimer - I don't actually have anything to do with road service
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Squids » Wed Dec 18, 2013 4:44 pm

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Squids wrote:******* CARS THAT ******* BREAK DOWN IN 40 DEGREE WEATHER CAUSING SQUIDS TO WAIT IN THE ******* HEAT FOR THE RAA



This is why you should always be nice to me ;)

*disclaimer - I don't actually have anything to do with road service


I have no problem with the RAA, their radio chatter is absolutely hilarious. I AM MORE PISSED AT CARS AND SOUTH AUSTRALIAS CLIMATE.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Spargo » Wed Dec 18, 2013 5:09 pm

Those dropkicks collecting trolleys for a crust would be doing it tough in these oppressive conditions.....
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Psyber » Wed Dec 18, 2013 5:41 pm

scoob wrote:
cracka wrote:People who are too lazy to take their shopping trolley to the rack & just leave it in the car park.

Thats why they employ the kids and the dropkicks - to go and collect them

I'm inclined to leave them around to keep the kids in a job. ;)
Similarly, I don't use self check-outs.

Once we start doing these things for ourselves the supermarkets will stop employing people to do it.
(But the prices will not go down.)
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby woodublieve12 » Thu Dec 19, 2013 8:01 am

being very sore this morning after footy training last night...
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby cracka » Thu Dec 19, 2013 10:39 am

Psyber wrote:
scoob wrote:
cracka wrote:People who are too lazy to take their shopping trolley to the rack & just leave it in the car park.

Thats why they employ the kids and the dropkicks - to go and collect them

I'm inclined to leave them around to keep the kids in a job. ;)
Similarly, I don't use self check-outs.

Once we start doing these things for ourselves the supermarkets will stop employing people to do it.
(But the prices will not go down.)

I meant the people who are too lazy to take the trolleys back to the trolley rack located in the carparks so then I, whoops I mean the dropkicks can take them from there back into the supermarket
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Squids » Thu Dec 19, 2013 11:18 am

People that leave trolleys in car park spaces should be shot.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Squids » Thu Dec 19, 2013 6:53 pm

Christmas
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Failed Creation » Thu Dec 19, 2013 7:45 pm

Squids wrote:Christmas


I don't have a problem with Christmas, my beef is with the way people act around this time of year.

For example, shopping centres aren't usually too bad to navigate, but around Christmas, everyone seems to be an arsehole. I now steer clear of Tea Tree Plaza and other major shopping centres, unless I'm there first thing in the morning.

I found that 6-7am is the best time to do my grocery shopping too...
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby The Dark Knight » Thu Dec 19, 2013 8:08 pm

Failed Creation wrote:
Squids wrote:Christmas


I don't have a problem with Christmas, my beef is with the way people act around this time of year.

For example, shopping centres aren't usually too bad to navigate, but around Christmas, everyone seems to be an arsehole. I now steer clear of Tea Tree Plaza and other major shopping centres, unless I'm there first thing in the morning.

I found that 6-7am is the best time to do my grocery shopping too...

My missus and I did some Christmas shopping at TTP a few Mondays as I had the day off after Warped Tour. Never really been to a shopping centre on a Monday before and f**k me it was so busy, it was nearly as busy as West Lakes is on a Sunday, I couldn't believe it.

And working in retail my missus always has a couple of hilarious and ridiculous stories about the customers she serves and deals with on a day to day basis, Christmas sends people f**king nuts.
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Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Jim05 » Thu Dec 19, 2013 8:23 pm

Idiots who throw cigarette butts out of the car window, especially the fat mole who did it today in 43 degree heat on Port Wakefield Rd.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby woodublieve12 » Thu Dec 19, 2013 8:24 pm

Squids wrote:Christmas


do you hate kittens and puppies too???
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Squids » Thu Dec 19, 2013 8:30 pm

woodublieve12 wrote:
Squids wrote:Christmas


do you hate kittens and puppies too???


They are cool.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Failed Creation » Thu Dec 19, 2013 8:33 pm

On the topic of Christmas, my wife's cousin thinks I'm anti-Christmas because I can't stand most Christmas themed songs and movies. I just think that 99% of them are way too hokey.

This bitch has always given me the shits.

Here's a couple of Christmas songs I actually like:



and this one is a laugh...

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