Things that give you the sh1ts

[The Sleeping Giant]

**** head customers that ring up first thing in the morning swearing at me about something I have nothing to do with and no knowledge of.

Turns out the problem is his own fault, and we've already bent over backwards for the ****.

Pretty close to telling him to go **** himself.

This is after being stuck in traffic coz of the new "Superway" which has just backed Pt Wakefield Rd up every morning all the way past Ryans Rd.

AND getting to work and having no email functions because some **** stick in the Philippines has decided to send spam emails through our servers and ****** the whole system up.

Awesome morning! Im ready to start swinging!

Flip a desk

[HH3]

**** head customers that ring up first thing in the morning swearing at me about something I have nothing to do with and no knowledge of.

Turns out the problem is his own fault, and we've already bent over backwards for the ****.

Pretty close to telling him to go **** himself.

This is after being stuck in traffic coz of the new "Superway" which has just backed Pt Wakefield Rd up every morning all the way past Ryans Rd.

AND getting to work and having no email functions because some **** stick in the Philippines has decided to send spam emails through our servers and ****** the whole system up.

Awesome morning! Im ready to start swinging!

Flip a desk

One day

[Q.]

Contract finishing in two weeks and no jobs in SA.

[Keefy]

Finding yet another broken window after having 2 replaced only a month ago

[Footy Chick]

get security screens!

[The Sleeping Giant]

Contract finishing in two weeks and no jobs in SA.

Cologne business not taking off?

Jobs in Darwin everywhere. One of the few places in Australia where job vacancy signs are up all over town.

[Jimmy_041]

Contract finishing in two weeks and no jobs in SA.

Should have voted Libs

[Ted E Bear]

Jose Almonta Extrada

[Wedgie]

The Crows 19th man idea. 40,000 wankers would be more appropriate but difficult to fit on the back of a guernsey.

[kickinit]

The Crows 19th man idea. 40,000 wankers would be more appropriate but difficult to fit on the back of a guernsey.

come on wedgie no need to have a crack, they are training very hard to be better

[Ron Burgundy]

The Crows 19th man idea. 40,000 wankers would be more appropriate but difficult to fit on the back of a guernsey.

51,000 wankers Wedgie. Get it right.

[Spargo]

They're not playing banjos, chewin' straw and rooting their siblings like the home crowd tonight though.....

[Keefy]

get security screens!

Where these windows are can't put security screens. I broke 2 of them and a bird has cracked this one.

[Wedgie]

They're not playing banjos, chewin' straw and rooting their siblings like the home crowd tonight though.....

Sounds like a North Melbourne after match players function.

[kickinit]

They're not playing banjos, chewin' straw and rooting their siblings like the home crowd tonight though.....

Sounds like a North Melbourne after match players function.

don't they put their keys in a bowl and go home with each other wife's?

[dedja]

You've got them mixed up with the Bays ...

[Q.]

Contract finishing in two weeks and no jobs in SA.

Cologne business not taking off?

Jobs in Darwin everywhere. One of the few places in Australia where job vacancy signs are up all over town.

I've noticed. A lot of agronomy vacancies in the eastern states too. **** all here and when there is, a hundred people apply for the one position. Been pipped at the post three times now.

[Q.]

Contract finishing in two weeks and no jobs in SA.

Should have voted Libs

Lol they would have cut funding to my field

[The Sleeping Giant]

Contract finishing in two weeks and no jobs in SA.

Cologne business not taking off?

Jobs in Darwin everywhere. One of the few places in Australia where job vacancy signs are up all over town.

I've noticed. A lot of agronomy vacancies in the eastern states too. **** all here and when there is, a hundred people apply for the one position. Been pipped at the post three times now.

When I first moved to Darwin, I thought I would have a month off not working after painting the house in Adelaide, packing , and the drive up. Had two job offers and was working within a week. Onto my 5th job in 4 years, and about to get a promotion. Plus have an open offer to run a mates business as he wants to semi retire.

It's too easy.

[tigerhutch]

The Crows 19th man idea. 40,000 wankers would be more appropriate but difficult to fit on the back of a guernsey.

better than being dumb and dumber