Things that give you the sh1ts

[JK]

3rd day into a cleanse/detox with a fridge full of Carlsberg 500ml cans .. It's like having a naked and willing Jennifer Hawkins in front of you but you can't touch

[OnSong]

Pokies!!!

Now they are shit at the best of times but the new Pokies are made for absolute muppets.

I stopped in for a sneaky froth after work and had $50 I clearly did not want. The new Pokies are all big colourful pictures. I had the same stupid picture of some dumbass samurai woman in every box covering the page. I though "**** me, it's payout time" yep $6.30. I laughed and giggled and checked out the rules and values and saw 5 aces equals 12cents. 12 scatters gets you free games. 7 free games where all prizes are equal.

Why the hell would anyone in there right mind play that crap. I felt much better losing the second half of my $50 on Showgun and some other old machine.

Pokies full stop give me the shits and it's not the fact I threw money away, the new Pokies are just ludicrous. I will stick to with Sports betting if I am going to attempt to throw cash donations away.

Shogun, the business pokie. Those suckers don't mess around. Either win big or lose quick. The way of the samurai.

[JK]

Pokies!!!

Now they are shit at the best of times but the new Pokies are made for absolute muppets.

I stopped in for a sneaky froth after work and had $50 I clearly did not want. The new Pokies are all big colourful pictures. I had the same stupid picture of some dumbass samurai woman in every box covering the page. I though "**** me, it's payout time" yep $6.30. I laughed and giggled and checked out the rules and values and saw 5 aces equals 12cents. 12 scatters gets you free games. 7 free games where all prizes are equal.

Why the hell would anyone in there right mind play that crap. I felt much better losing the second half of my $50 on Showgun and some other old machine.

Pokies full stop give me the shits and it's not the fact I threw money away, the new Pokies are just ludicrous. I will stick to with Sports betting if I am going to attempt to throw cash donations away.

Shogun, the business pokie. Those suckers don't mess around. Either win big or lose quick. The way of the samurai.

Watched a bloke put in $10 last week and collect $1700 .. Went back about 20 mins later (naturally noone wanted to touch it) put in $20 and when I left he was up to $1700 again.

[mighty_tiger_79]

3rd day into a cleanse/detox with a fridge full of Carlsberg 500ml cans .. It's like having a naked and willing Jennifer Hawkins in front of you but you can't touch

when is a convenient time for me to come round and take away the temptation for ya buddy??

[JK]

3rd day into a cleanse/detox with a fridge full of Carlsberg 500ml cans .. It's like having a naked and willing Jennifer Hawkins in front of you but you can't touch

when is a convenient time for me to come round and take away the temptation for ya buddy??

You can come and pickup the detox product anytime you like mate

[Booney]

3rd day into a cleanse/detox with a fridge full of Carlsberg 500ml cans .. It's like having a naked and willing Jennifer Hawkins in front of you but you can't touch

when is a convenient time for me to come round and take away the temptation for ya buddy??

You can have the beers MT.

Now JK, is Jen on the offering?

[OnSong]

Four hours sleep. 3-5, 5.30 to 7.30.

I am cactus today.

[mighty_tiger_79]

3rd day into a cleanse/detox with a fridge full of Carlsberg 500ml cans .. It's like having a naked and willing Jennifer Hawkins in front of you but you can't touch

when is a convenient time for me to come round and take away the temptation for ya buddy??

You can have the beers MT.

Now JK, is Jen on the offering?

its a win-win

[JK]

3rd day into a cleanse/detox with a fridge full of Carlsberg 500ml cans .. It's like having a naked and willing Jennifer Hawkins in front of you but you can't touch

when is a convenient time for me to come round and take away the temptation for ya buddy??

You can have the beers MT.

Now JK, is Jen on the offering?

Sold her to the highest bidder at the Henny mate

[mighty_tiger_79]

so you didn't get a lot of $$$ then?

[JK]

so you didn't get a lot of $$$ then?

Some change and a few dentures

[Johno6]

doing stock take,
and its outside, and this wind was really giving me the shits.

[HH3]

doing stock take,
and its outside, and this wind was really giving me the shits.

Sshhh, you're reinforcing the office worker stereotypes. I would be spewing if I got my delicate hands dirty too, but I would never admit to it in front of the big, burley, slightly retarded warehouse staff.

[Johno6]

its more the wind that annoys me than the actual stock take, I did not spend 30 mins this morning doing my hair to have the wind go and mess it up.
and I didn't spend $90 on a manicure to have it ruined by physical labour.

[OnSong]

its more the wind that annoys me than the actual stock take, I did not spend 30 mins this morning doing my hair to have the wind go and mess it up.
and I didn't spend $90 on a manicure to have it ruined by physical labour.

[heater31]

Toughen up you princesses, I saw a sparky this morning in a t-shirt and shorts

[Johno6]

its more the wind that annoys me than the actual stock take, I did not spend 30 mins this morning doing my hair to have the wind go and mess it up.
and I didn't spend $90 on a manicure to have it ruined by physical labour.

I think ive got the black lung.....

[woodublieve12]

its more the wind that annoys me than the actual stock take, I did not spend 30 mins this morning doing my hair to have the wind go and mess it up.
and I didn't spend $90 on a manicure to have it ruined by physical labour.

uncanny...

very similar to how Johno6 struts in the forward line

[Johno6]

its more the wind that annoys me than the actual stock take, I did not spend 30 mins this morning doing my hair to have the wind go and mess it up.
and I didn't spend $90 on a manicure to have it ruined by physical labour.

uncanny...

very similar to how Johno6 struts in the forward line

ha!

we probably got about the same amount of possessions also.

[woodublieve12]

ha!

we probably got about the same amount of possessions also.

still baffled why you didn't line up in the GF last year... Very surprised when i saw that..