Things that give you the sh1ts

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Johno6 » Tue Jul 15, 2014 11:13 am

HH3 wrote:
Johno6 wrote:I thought jew was just a name you called people who were tight arses


I thought it was just how Mexicans say "you"....

ie. "Hey jew over there!"



I was going to right this, but I couldn't find a funny picture to go with it.
I was gonna use sloth from the goonies

"Hey jew guysssss"

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby bennymacca » Tue Jul 15, 2014 11:26 am

Wedgie wrote:You can change religion, you can't change race.
Anyone can become a Jew, not anyone can become negro from Caucasian.


It is both. There is a race is Jewish people and a religion called Judaism. One can follow the Jewish religion and not be from the Jewish race.

Vice versa applies too though I am sure this is much less prevalent.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Pseudo » Tue Jul 15, 2014 11:27 am

tipper wrote:if you are unhappy with the rules here on safooty.net, go start your own forum and say what you like.

Already been done by some ...
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Pseudo » Tue Jul 15, 2014 11:31 am

Wedgie wrote:You can change religion, you can't change race.
Anyone can become a Jew, not anyone can become negro from Caucasian.


Oh, I don't know about that .... it's been done the other way:

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby HH3 » Tue Jul 15, 2014 11:33 am

Johno6 wrote:
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Can you stick to the topic and stop posting selfies mate. Cheers.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Johno6 » Tue Jul 15, 2014 11:37 am

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Johno6 wrote:
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Can you stick to the topic and stop posting selfies mate. Cheers.


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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby RustyCage » Tue Jul 15, 2014 11:40 am

Being 230km from home and locking myself out of my girlfriends house while she is at work!
I'm gonna break my rusty cage and run
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby mighty_tiger_79 » Tue Jul 15, 2014 11:58 am

RustyCage wrote:Being 230km from home and locking myself out of my girlfriends house while she is at work!


just break in
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Johno6 » Tue Jul 15, 2014 12:02 pm

RustyCage wrote:Being 230km from home and locking myself out of my girlfriends house while she is at work!



want me to drop off a key?
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby heater31 » Wed Jul 16, 2014 10:17 am

Getting my ankle surgically fixed 16 weeks ago today and the prick of a thing is still causing problems for me. Now have an inflamed Achilles tendon on the same foot :roll:

Now body, I did the right thing by helping you out by fixing something you couldn't repair on your own. How about returning the favour of getting everything in working order so we can run around a bit together :shock:
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby bennymacca » Wed Jul 16, 2014 10:23 am

My knee still clicks and swells after sport even though I had a reco 9 years ago. Body parts suck
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby HH3 » Wed Jul 16, 2014 10:27 am

My collarbone surgery recovery has been set back 6 weeks, and has all but ruled me out for the whole season. It feels ok though, which is the most annoying thing.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Spargo » Wed Jul 16, 2014 10:42 am

HH3 wrote:My collarbone surgery recovery has been set back 6 weeks, and has all but ruled me out for the whole season. It feels ok though, which is the most annoying thing.

Did you injure yourself or something?
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby HH3 » Wed Jul 16, 2014 10:59 am

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HH3 wrote:My collarbone surgery recovery has been set back 6 weeks, and has all but ruled me out for the whole season. It feels ok though, which is the most annoying thing.

Did you injure yourself or something?
You would have thought someone on here would've said something...


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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby The Dark Knight » Wed Jul 16, 2014 1:13 pm

HH3 wrote:My collarbone surgery recovery has been set back 6 weeks, and has all but ruled me out for the whole season. It feels ok though, which is the most annoying thing.

If things go our way in the A grade this could be the third year in a row you miss a GF. From not being good enough to being too good and now being injured!
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby HH3 » Wed Jul 16, 2014 1:16 pm

The Dark Knight wrote:
HH3 wrote:My collarbone surgery recovery has been set back 6 weeks, and has all but ruled me out for the whole season. It feels ok though, which is the most annoying thing.

If things go our way in the A grade this could be the third year in a row you miss a GF. From not being good enough to being too good and now being injured!


Yeah thanks mate. I am aware
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby gadj1976 » Wed Jul 16, 2014 11:06 pm

bennymacca wrote:My knee still clicks and swells after sport even though I had a reco 9 years ago. Body parts suck


meh.... my body is completely stuffed. Struggle to put socks on in the morning, knee is the size of a slightly inflamed watermelon and shoulders are used for 'not being able to lift anything above my head'.

Other than that, I'm all good!

Just thinking about that, I was wondering what injuries I've had due to footy....

Dislocated jaw x 2
Dislocated finger x 2
Dislocated shoulder x 2 (1 each)
Right pinky finger doesn't bend at all any more
L Knee is due for a replacement
Two broken vertebrae
Lower back is completely jiggered
12 broken noses (and subsequent reconstruction)
2 x 2 broken ribs
4 stitches in melon

The good part is that my ankles are good. Never once strapped them and did my right one only once and missed two games.

Out of all of that, ribs was the worst.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Booney » Thu Jul 17, 2014 9:33 am

This weather, I've had enough of this bloody cold, wet, windy shit.

This has to be one of the more "wintery" winters we've had in a while. Last couple of years have been pretty mild from memory.

Not this one. So with this, does this mean El Nino is going to carve us a new one with a stinking summer ahead? ( We had plenty of 40°+ days last summer )
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby mighty_tiger_79 » Thu Jul 17, 2014 9:40 am

The weather bureau only a month or so ago predicted a mild winter......
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby bennymacca » Thu Jul 17, 2014 9:42 am

Booney wrote:This weather, I've had enough of this bloody cold, wet, windy shit.

This has to be one of the more "wintery" winters we've had in a while. Last couple of years have been pretty mild from memory.

Not this one. So with this, does this mean El Nino is going to carve us a new one with a stinking summer ahead? ( We had plenty of 40°+ days last summer )


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