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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Johno6 » Fri Jun 12, 2015 5:00 pm

I heard people were re using the jokes we heard a year ago..............
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby HH3 » Fri Jun 12, 2015 5:10 pm

He doesn't have a leg to stand on!

Made that one up myself!
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Footy Chick » Fri Jun 12, 2015 5:11 pm

HH3 wrote:He doesn't have a leg to stand on!

Made that one up myself!


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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Johno6 » Fri Jun 12, 2015 5:28 pm

yeah I heard that he is missing his legs
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Coach Bombay » Fri Jun 12, 2015 5:35 pm

Arsonist attack in sheidow park. What the **** is wrong with people
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby helicopterking » Fri Jun 12, 2015 7:52 pm

Coach Bombay wrote:Arsonist attack in sheidow park. What the **** is wrong with people


My Grandmas (80) house got rolled at Warradale a couple of days ago. Took some model cars that were here late husbands, but trashed the joint.
I'm not sure there is much hope for society anymore.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Coach Bombay » Sun Jun 14, 2015 12:57 am

The new MAC advert. Buckle up honeybuns....terrible
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Psyber » Sun Jun 14, 2015 2:00 pm

Having to use a pre-paid Telstra 4G wifi modem as a temporary solution while working in outer Perth..
Expensive and patchy in response times.

Also irritating was the fact that the plug in version I bought 3 years ago for $180, and used successfully for 14 weeks then, could not be re-activated despite past assurances it would be possible. I had to buy a new device ($120). Both purchases included 5GB data download.

The local technician tried to get the old one to work but the activation process with its new SIM just kept failing. He said there had been problems with reactivating older devices and suggested the new non-plug-in version that allowed multiple devices to connect was more reliable and a better buy now the price had dropped. (They'd been nearly $400 in 2012.).

I went along with it because I didn't have time to muck around

Compensation? Well, they didn't charge me for either $2 SIM and I got two bags of lollies - one for each day I had to drive to the Telstra outlet.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby MW » Sun Jun 14, 2015 11:42 pm

helicopterking wrote:
Coach Bombay wrote:Arsonist attack in sheidow park. What the **** is wrong with people


My Grandmas (80) house got rolled at Warradale a couple of days ago. Took some model cars that were here late husbands, but trashed the joint.
I'm not sure there is much hope for society anymore.


Only going to get worse with SA's unemployment sky rocketing...it will be above 10% in a couple of years when Holden's finally shuts and Subs/Ships go
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Spargo » Mon Jun 15, 2015 8:37 am

MW wrote:
helicopterking wrote:
Coach Bombay wrote:Arsonist attack in sheidow park. What the **** is wrong with people


My Grandmas (80) house got rolled at Warradale a couple of days ago. Took some model cars that were here late husbands, but trashed the joint.
I'm not sure there is much hope for society anymore.


Only going to get worse with SA's unemployment sky rocketing...it will be above 10% in a couple of years when Holden's finally shuts and Subs/Ships go

Add to that the number of suburban police stations being closed down...
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby mighty_tiger_79 » Mon Jun 15, 2015 9:23 am

Seeing a baker from the bakery at seaford shopping centre take a piss in the island garden beds in carpark when they have access to the centres toilets.....
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Lightning McQueen » Mon Jun 15, 2015 10:48 am

Johno6 wrote:I heard people were re using the jokes we heard a year ago..............

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Lightning McQueen » Mon Jun 15, 2015 10:51 am

HH3 wrote:He doesn't have a leg to stand on!

Made that one up myself!


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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby HH3 » Mon Jun 15, 2015 10:52 am

mighty_tiger_79 wrote:Seeing a baker from the bakery at seaford shopping centre take a piss in the island garden beds in carpark when they have access to the centres toilets.....


Should have "rolled" him.....




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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby PatowalongaPirate » Mon Jun 15, 2015 2:26 pm

HH3 wrote:
mighty_tiger_79 wrote:Seeing a baker from the bakery at seaford shopping centre take a piss in the island garden beds in carpark when they have access to the centres toilets.....


Should have "rolled" him.....




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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Jim05 » Mon Jun 15, 2015 2:54 pm

mighty_tiger_79 wrote:Seeing a baker from the bakery at seaford shopping centre take a piss in the island garden beds in carpark when they have access to the centres toilets.....

Hope the grot washed his hands atleast
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby RustyCage » Tue Jun 16, 2015 11:07 am

Current petrol prices + car Rego going up + CTP being privatised after the MAC sell off....
I'm gonna break my rusty cage and run
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Footy Chick » Tue Jun 16, 2015 11:30 am

Car rego is going up because of CTP increase.

This is just an Allianz cash grab before they lose their monopoly.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Lightning McQueen » Tue Jun 16, 2015 11:37 am

Footy Chick wrote:Car rego is going up because of CTP increase.

This is just an Allianz cash grab before they lose their monopoly.

Speaking of which, I need some house insurance.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Booney » Tue Jun 16, 2015 11:48 am

The cold / man flu I've been sporting for about a week now.

I'm hot, then cold, then hot again. Haven't slept properly for about a week. Sore throat, creating snot like I'm a snail with a broken snot manufacturing gene, crackling chesty cough and I'm completely lethargic.

Other than that, I'm pretty good.
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