Things that give you the sh1ts

[JK]

The cold / man flu I've been sporting for about a week now.

I'm hot, then cold, then hot again. Haven't slept properly for about a week. Sore throat, creating snot like I'm a snail with a broken snot manufacturing gene, crackling chesty cough and I'm completely lethargic.

Other than that, I'm pretty good.

Hmph .. This same ailment landed on my doorstep yesterday. Crap timing to say the least!!

[Footy Chick]

stop kissing each other then.

[JK]

stop kissing each other then.

I was wearing a condom, thought that would have been safe enough

[Booney]

stop kissing each other then.

I was wearing a condom, thought that would have been safe enough

I was wearing two. For added pleasure.

[Pseudo]

stop kissing each other then.

I was wearing a condom, thought that would have been safe enough

I was wearing two. For added pleasure.

You want added pleasure? Wear a ribbed one.

... inside out.

[mighty_tiger_79]

The cold / man flu I've been sporting for about a week now.

I'm hot, then cold, then hot again. Haven't slept properly for about a week. Sore throat, creating snot like I'm a snail with a broken snot manufacturing gene, crackling chesty cough and I'm completely lethargic.

Other than that, I'm pretty good.

just visualise the recent holiday you had, that may help in your recovery

[RustyCage]

Something on the inside of my shirt has been rubbing on my nipple and its damn sore!

[tipper]

Car rego is going up because of CTP increase.

This is just an Allianz cash grab before they lose their monopoly.

lol, no it isnt, the ctp increases havent been announced yet, and in reality, the ctp for most people is going down. the rego component itself only increased by cpi.

the government will announce the next financial years ctp fees tomorrow night (budget night) and while the 12 month fee is going up, it is a much smaller increase than it has been most years, and as they are actually getting rid of the surcharge on 3 month premiums (ie, 3 months ctp will now be exactly one quarter of the twelve month fee) the three month fee is going down (only a tiny bit though) and by far most people pay three months at a time.

pm me if you are interested in any more info FC

[Footy Chick]

Just goes to show you can' t believe everything you hear on the radio, it said that rego will increase due to CTP rises as a result of the MAC sell off.

[fisho mcspaz]

The number of articles where the author claims to be 'outraged' or 'up in arms' about something completely trivial.

Here's an example off the top of my head - I can see a sultana sitting on my keyboard, must've dropped it there last night. I'm going to write about it in an angry inflammatory manner.

This morning, I saw a sultana sitting on my keyboard. An ordinary, ubiquitous sultana you could find in any supermarket.

And it has me up in arms.

Has NO ONE ever realised that sultanas look like sheep poo? Of course they haven't. It's outrageous when you think that this is the Wine State (is it? or is that Victoria?) so grapevines and their products are a part of our everyday lives, yet every day we walk past the boxes of Sunbeam Sultanas in the supermarket aisles without batting an eye that they look like thousands of little sheep dung pellets, packaged in a brightly-coloured box to lull our senses into thinking this is OK. And the worst part is that to most of us, it is OK. We sit there complacently eating our faux-sheep-shit and we probably always will. Sometimes we even disguise it with a chocolate coating. Because we know there's nothing we can do about it.


(That's the other thing - they're quite happy to voice their 'outrage' but at no point do they ever offer a solution to whatever's got them so incensed. Because they know it's f***ing ridiculous. Tabloid journalism at its weakest.)

[HH3]

I feel ya, Fisho.

The amount of utter shit thats classified as "news" these days is ridiculous!

Here's one of the biggest contributors....news.com.au

http://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/sunday-style/opinion

[bennymacca]

The only thing worse than tabloid journalism is clickbait. I only read newscorp footy stuff and that's it.

I basically only read abc news these days. (And the guardian a bit)

[fisho mcspaz]

I feel ya, Fisho.

The amount of utter shit thats classified as "news" these days is ridiculous!

Here's one of the biggest contributors....news.com.au

http://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/sunday-style/opinion

Yes! This is EXACTLY what I'm talking about! Bastards!

[HH3]

There was one the other day from the short haired chick that does the Project sometimes about an argument her and her husband had about who was gonna take the kids to soccer....

Who gives a f**k! If I wrote about all the arguments me and my missus had, I'd have to put in overtime just to type them all out.

[fisho mcspaz]

There was one the other day from the short haired chick that does the Project sometimes about an argument her and her husband had about who was gonna take the kids to soccer....

Who gives a f**k! If I wrote about all the arguments me and my missus had, I'd have to put in overtime just to type them all out.

Hahaha I read that one too. She was so angry at him that she didn't make his side of the bed, only her own. Which sparked a flurry of comments from women detailing all the petty crap they do when they have an argument with their husbands. It went on and on. Turning the power off at the fusebox when his favourite TV show's on, running the tap in the kitchen when he's in the shower, stirring dog food into his dinner. Let me tell you, I was OUTRAGED. I was UP IN MOTHERF***ING ARMS. (Not really, but I was mildly disgusted.)

[HH3]

There was one the other day from the short haired chick that does the Project sometimes about an argument her and her husband had about who was gonna take the kids to soccer....

Who gives a f**k! If I wrote about all the arguments me and my missus had, I'd have to put in overtime just to type them all out.

Hahaha I read that one too. She was so angry at him that she didn't make his side of the bed, only her own. Which sparked a flurry of comments from women detailing all the petty crap they do when they have an argument with their husbands. It went on and on. Turning the power off at the fusebox when his favourite TV show's on, running the tap in the kitchen when he's in the shower, stirring dog food into his dinner. Let me tell you, I was OUTRAGED. I was UP IN MOTHERF***ING ARMS. (Not really, but I was mildly disgusted.)

Yeah just proves bitches are crazy. When we have an argument, I say what I have to say, then ask her if she wants a green tea. I don't even "pleasure myself" into it....just a regular green tea.

There was one when David Letterman retired where some bloke teed off on Dave saying he was shit and the show was terrible, and the decades of him being brilliant was a cherade, all because the one show this bloke went to wasn't very good.

I wonder if they get asked to write these articles and a little piece of their journalistic ambition dies every time they submit them. Or they're just egotistical dickbags that think people care what they have to say.

I like my journalists to tell me what happened somewhere. It requires no imagination at all. Just report the facts and f**k off thanks. If I wanted a drama story, I'd look on the Kindle Store.

[Gozu]

Yeah just proves bitches are crazy.

You don't even have to be married to them. On the weekend a woman that lives in a house about 30-40 metres behind me decided to start opening and slamming her front door every time I went out in my backyard for a smoke. All day Saturday and all day Sunday. Normally that couple go out on weekends but she devoted a whole weekend to trying to get under my skin. Even got a loud knock on my front door on Saturday night at 3am when I was asleep which I assume was her playing her games or someone on her behalf.

The sheer amount of intolerance and righteous indignation around these days really gives me the shits.

[bennymacca]

What did you do?

[Gozu]

What did you do?

The 3am knock on the door? Just ignored it I knew it was just game playing because I went to bed Sat night about 2am so they had plenty of time to come on over so were just playing games because they knew I was sleep then. Well off area too so proves no matter how much money you have you can't buy class.

[bennymacca]

no, what did you do to make her start slamming and knocking on doors?