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by johntheclaret
Tue Apr 17, 2018 4:29 am
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Lightning McQueen wrote:I get pissed off when I have to drive 42km's, I sure as f*** would never consider running it.

But you’re a car ffs. :lol:
by johntheclaret
Sun May 13, 2018 2:34 am
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Geezus, I take it back. People without a sense of humour are the main people that gives me the shits. Stuff me, some people must have really sad lives if they can't giggle at a bit of drunken satire.
Must have hit close to the nerve of a few inonsiderate wankers.

Back to work, 6 hours down, 3 to ...
by johntheclaret
Fri May 25, 2018 7:16 am
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mickey wrote:Have been wearing Puma safety shoes/boots for about 5 years now... best brand I've worn in the 20+ years of work

Sent from my SM-G950F using Tapatalk

5 years..... it’ll be time to change your socks ;)
by johntheclaret
Wed May 30, 2018 9:35 pm
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carey wrote:Tried to watch some the tennis in the French open (have a multi going)

Lasted 3 points haven’t heard that many moans since the last porno I was in.

Frigging annoying


EFA or FYP ;)
by johntheclaret
Sun Jun 10, 2018 7:35 pm
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woodublieve12 wrote:Going to the city last night with my bro. Heading across nth tce on the phone to get a taxi and I trip and fall hard and end up in emergency with a f###ed wrist and 3 stitches in my chin
Moron

Beard didn’t cushion the blow then ;)
by johntheclaret
Fri Jun 15, 2018 11:03 am
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Two teams left in the office sweep, Iceland and Germany.
My turn and I pull Iceland out.
by johntheclaret
Fri Jun 15, 2018 11:55 am
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2:37 am and still wide awake posting in the “things that give you the shits” thread

I think my insomnia is getting worse.
Not good mate, must be awful.
My son's sleeping patterns are all over the shop but at least he obly has tp worry about work once a week.


It is awful. There’s only ...
by johntheclaret
Fri Jun 15, 2018 11:56 am
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The self service checkouts at shopping centres.

I always use them because they are handy, but I have a tendency of leaving the money in the dispenser when I try to take money out at the same time.

On this occasion I took money out to give to a work colleague today so I didn't realize until I got ...
by johntheclaret
Wed Apr 25, 2018 5:31 am
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Re: BEST JOKES - Warning: Site Rules Still Apply

locky801 wrote:Question...
If I fill my waterbed with spring water, will it have more bounce?


We had a waterbed once. We had to get rid of it though.
We were drifting apart
by johntheclaret
Mon Apr 16, 2018 8:46 am
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Lightning McQueen wrote:
Corona Man wrote:
That pretty much sums up the Gold Coast, with or without the Comm Games.

When do the Commonwealth Games start?

Do you mean the Empire Games ;)
by johntheclaret
Mon May 21, 2018 9:04 am
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Booney wrote:Never having been a cat person I had to laugh last week when I arrived from from Sydney to young Archie. If you don't laugh you'll cry type set up.

Can’t tell if that is what it looks like or if it’s just looks that way due to a trick of the lens

Here’s my little tyke enjoying the fire :D
by johntheclaret
Mon Aug 18, 2014 11:27 am
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Re: Other International Cricket

bennymacca wrote:Saw Ali bowl a bit against Sri Lanka. Looked ok but nothing too threatening. Maybe a bit like maxwell or something. Something must have changed

Yeah, the opposition ;)
by johntheclaret
Sat May 05, 2018 10:51 pm
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Re: Happy Birthday

Is Bayman still around. He’d be 108 today
by johntheclaret
Tue May 15, 2018 10:33 am
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Re: Things that you rate!

Sat in a meeting today whilst my son gave a presentation to senior managers recommending a new supplier and why.
I was as proud as punch, not just seeing how far he has come, but from the reaction of the other staff. :D
by johntheclaret
Sat May 19, 2018 6:48 pm
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Landing the single biggest order I've received in the South Australian market. Bigger than Adelaide Oval.....
I enjoy reading / seeing people succeed.
Sadly in Britain we seem to have a culture that celebrates failure and wants the successful to fail. Irrespective that those successful ones employ ...
by johntheclaret
Tue May 29, 2018 8:09 pm
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Today’s towel treat
by johntheclaret
Thu May 31, 2018 10:12 pm
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Today’s peacock towel treat
by johntheclaret
Tue Jun 12, 2018 8:24 am
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Booney wrote:Two 21st's in the row over the next two weekends with open bars at quality establishments.

Come at me.

Grandkids or friends of grandkids. It’s nice when they invite the oldies along
by johntheclaret
Fri Jun 15, 2018 1:20 pm
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Anyway, shouldn’t have brought it up.

Good to see a discussion about the lack of traffic has increased the traffic though :lol: