40. TOM WORTHLEY (Uraidla Districts)
A standout interleague player this year, Worthley has shown quick development on the ball.
A hard-working player in the contest who can run all day, Worthley has been one of the keys behind Uraidla Districts’ strong season so far.
Has six best-player ...

carey wrote:My hang over today.

I've got a huge day planned on my day off but I currently cant function, I need to get back on the horse..........

Soft c**k.. you used to be cool - now you're just old

Plenty may not agree with this.. I don't care.. in fact don't even know what I say will make sense.. but things that give me the shits are the immediate media responses to the Orlando shooting.

What I mean is it seems Americans will never actually admit Americas are weird cats, always must be some ...

mighty_tiger_79 wrote:Witnessing an elderly woman going off her tits at the poor young woman behind the counter and bringing her to tears over not winning lotto or something pathetic.

Why do so many elderly people think they have the right to act/speak/behave how they like and be so rude?

Two things that are really giving me the shits lately - and the Sloane suspension highlights them once again..

1) "Footy is soft these days, it's not what it used to be, players are weak .. blah blah blah" - the game has changed massively, and mostly for the better.. the days of thug defenders ...

Trying to change mindsets of some people at work! Deadset frustrating and they wonder why we are so far in debt!

Yeah but when there's no training across the company, the poor bastards that take the time to learn how to do everything are the ones that get lumped the work.

Also, sales meetings are very foreign to our reps, who are left alone to "work" "autonomously".
Sounds all too familiar, that's what it ...

Players who can't pay their fees (footy/cricket).. you make it as easy and affordable as possible, and still blokes don't cough up the $!!

How hard is it to pay $10 a bloody week - especially if you're working!?

The other thing that gives me the shits, is how offended/shocked etc they are when you ...

woodublieve12 wrote:

Booney wrote:

woodublieve12 wrote:Being at work, and not down the pub for mad Monday!!!

Can't put a skirt on and act like a neanderthal at work then?

Nah, never dressed up... Just enjoy some beers, good laughs and an abundance of talking nonsense.

Well safooty at least provides 2/3

Stupid people.

Have this service provider at work, sent me an invoice, it was grossly inaccurate - even the dates were wrong - sent it back told him to fix it.. took him 3 weeks to respond to me, sends revised invoice, then rings me straight away getting all wild demanding payment and carrying on ...

Wedgie wrote:When my table of two at the local pub quiz night beats a table of 6 but they get a prize for coming last.
10/10 for general knowledge and 10/10 for sports.

So are you saying you came 2nd last lol?

Wedgie wrote:

Lightning McQueen wrote:

Wedgie wrote:When my table of two at the local pub quiz night beats a table of 6 but they get a prize for coming last.
10/10 for general knowledge and 10/10 for sports.

Which pub?

The pub Ive spent the last 21 months in!
Hope Inn

Might come next week and make a table of one and beat you.

Brodlach wrote:Oh crap he’s in this thread now

He's like a computer virus spreading at a rapid rate

Lightning McQueen wrote:

Footy Chick wrote:

The Bedge wrote:Just spilled coffee down the front of my white shirt

How the hell did you manage to miss that mouth?

The cup hit his gut on the way up.

If i had feelings, I'd probably be offended lol.

Failed Creation wrote:

mickey wrote:[The way the world/this forum works at the moment there will be someone who will be offended on your behalf

I take offence to that statement!

I'm offended by your offence.

Women.

Have an engagement party tomorrow evening - so the Mrs has gone and got her hair done, bought new dress/shoes, got a fake tan and booked in to have her makeup done tomorrow after.. then has the audacity to message me and complain about how expensive it is preparing for an engagement party

amber_fluid wrote:You’ve done worse than a 50 year old with white hair?

I'd have to look through those deep, dark depths of memories I've tried to forget, but yeah sure no doubt I wouldn't at some stage

woodublieve12 wrote:My wife said she wanted ducks, I said we didn’t need them... We compromised and we are getting ducks.

You really told her ay!

Wife chucked in “it will be good for the kids”. I don’t dislike ducks, I think they are awesome, but she’s always wanted ONE!!!!

It gets worse, as I said she wanted ONE... There is 3 of them. 3! She even named one, Ducky McQuackface... Apparently you can’t seperate them, her words, and I know ...

Footy Chick wrote:Got home and in the package was 2 large chips and a box that had about a million nuggets in it.

... aaaaand you're complaining why?!