Booney wrote:
I've even challenged one to come into my yard one Saturday while gardening. He came in, I said "Take one more step, I dare you, I DOUBLE DARE YOU!".

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PHYSICAL CHALLENGE!!!

all the fecking hashtags flying around in the D6 thread

@Carey
@Zartan
@Lightning McQueen

Well, from a mod, I think you're acting disgracefully in taking this thread off topic.

Lady, it's the "Things that give you the shits thread", not the "I couldn't give four shits thread".

Bloody hypocritical mods.

Less than 3 hours till happy hour at the Reepham!

Zartan wrote:

Wedgie wrote:Less than 3 hours till happy hour at the Reepham!

I fail to understand how this gives you the shits?

The fact that he still has to wait 170 minutes.

We have some absolute dodgy sales reps at work.

One decided out of the goodness of his heart he would send us 4 fax machine printer cartridges which all up cost us around $1000 because by buying the four we automatically got a free ipad.

Problem being, who the f**k still uses a fax, four ...

Booney wrote:
His phone is flat 'cause he's been in the dunny texting his mates Mrs.

My names not Wayne.

My friend rang that dude last night funny enough, she asked if her and her friend could go over his house for a threesome, he's bombarded her with texts today.

The news beat up around Sam Thaiday saying last nights SOO game was like losing your virginity.
If that offends you, it's time to give up all media outlets and go live in solitude.

Yep, he said nothing about age, gender, orientation, just a pretty witty quip that had Fittler stumped.

They had ...

You dodgy ****

Btw you need to write an autobiography

I went over to the fruit and veg shop, grabbed a $10 bunch flowers and took them to her, made her cry even more.....ffs

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When someone at my work tells me they got a suss looking email with links galore, and said "I thought it looked dodgy, but I sent it to (insert borderline retarded employees name here) and told him to look at it."

She then, in front of me, clicks the link again to show me. There is a 100% chance ...

People asking 'did you lose power last night?'

The whole state did you dumb f#%k

Able bodied people who aren't carrying anything with them using the elevator to go up one or two levels and/or worse using it to go down one or two levels. Piss taking and laziness of the highest order, it just really shits me. Use the stairs FFS.

Zartan wrote:Trying to change mindsets of some people at work! Deadset frustrating and they wonder why we are so far in debt!

Is that you, Lokes????

Listening to this dumb chick at work talk to herself all day every day, flirt with everyone and her annoying fake laugh at the the end of every sentence despite there being no attempted humour by either party.
I've told my partner that she's banned from conversing with her at our work show on ...

HH3 wrote:I could only dream of working in a company that does "training" and has "assessments" and "appraisals".

This place is a complete shambles.

You say that...

I could only dream of working in a company that does "training" and has "assessments" and "appraisals"..
I thought all companies did assessments/appraisals?

Don't you have scorecards or performance reviews? KPI's?

Knowing HH3's workplace ( enough ) I think they'd be hard pressed taking the ...

Lightning McQueen wrote:Standards have dropped in all facets of life, if I had of brought my phone to the dinner table my dad would've back-handed me.

When you were a kid, you'd have had to unplug the phone from the wall socket first.

Zartan gloating everywhere about his package.